Wrecked

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I'm so glad I live in a small town far way from railroads, motherfucking trains are so scary.

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no seriously i hate trains.

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they're so fucking

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BIG

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All those scary wagons.

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How unbelievably retarded do you have to be to walk right in front of a train without realizing it? I hope she lived so she can regret it

No, guy A snatched something from guy B like his wallet and ran. Guy got robbed, reacted, and died for it.

hahahahahahhahaahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahaah

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Train thread choose chooo

Sooo...he was behind all that...

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I do too, those things can pop up at of no where at anytime. They should make them stay on tracks or something and run on a schedule or something. 20/20 hindsight I suppose.

I mean, come on, are they deaf?

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Looks like the first guy is stealing something and one guy comes after him and then dies. Fuck thieves.

1) no way she survived

2) the sound & vibration of the other train masked the one coming towards her

bait

dump incoming

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>How_To_Train_Your_Baby
you win this round of the name game user
enjoy it while it lasts

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I really want to jump in front of a train, I think about it every day. I just don't want to implicate someone else in my suicide. Some days, tho. The MBTA can be heartless too, I doubt I would cause that much trauma. Just the one person I jump in front of would likely be the one honest chump trying to make a living...

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What a waste. Seriously why would women even commit suicide? Specially one with legs like that, she can easily get a guy that would glad to worship her.

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WTF are you on about?!

You think we don't know how to debate properly you little bitch!

FUck you you piece of shit, go crawl back into your mom's skanky ass

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headshot

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she wants salad?

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nigga finally showered.

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But you'd be dead. Why would that matter?

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mike tyson be proud.

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Wheeeeeee!

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orlado bloom hit by train.

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nigger peed in platform. train checked him. good riddance.

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That pole is well oiled.

nice empathy, you should be a genius. I wonder why are you in Yea Forums

a vlasic

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Show me on the doll where the user touched you.

not concert. taiwanese water park. crowd given flammable confetti.

> all those scary wagons

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No shit not only deaf but how can they not feel thoes heavy vibrations in the ground..

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Fake

thanks for the context user
filename change inbound

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Because I don't want to hurt anyone. Why should I make a stranger suffer with my blood on their hands because I am to chickenshit to just neck myself? I will keep popping pills until I get lucky until then. Busted my knee last night pretty bad while robotripin. Eventually my own stupidity may get me killed.

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fucking dumb retarded bitch niggerlord cunt! fuck man!!!!

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MODS!

and the sequel

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The Rolls Royce Spirit of Ecstasy is looking pretty rough these days

Lol

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spawn camper!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_New_Taipei_water_park_explosion

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the one she wants doesn't want her.

sorry but already beat ya too it
better luck next time

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goat rage!

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r u retarded?

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huge penis attracts too much electricity.

Not if you saw that face :/
(still, even a guy like me would prob take, if she could suck dick)

China, it prob was a guy...

Trips!
(prob hard to hear those trains over all those loud ass trains)

what do you think?

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ok that filename wins in my book

fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *PUNCHES OP* FUCK U BIATCH

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>Soviet

That one's the IDF

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no. but you are.

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This could save Africa.

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nerve gas.

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I want to see what happened in the original.

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You fucking disgust me user.

obviously not nerve gas faggot
here is an example of a nerve gas attack

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you're not missing anything special

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china lifted one child policy. that man was just helping the woman follow the rules.

>complains about empathy in rekt thread.
Do you have some sort of a brain disease?

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jesus

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i know
probably some of the worst riot video i have witnessed yet
gonna need some counseling after that one but good to be informed about how bad things really are over there

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ITT dumb indians

man, some people god just really hates

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yup

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how cruel can you get?

fuck you!!!
world super power by 2020!!!

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>Canadian

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team rocket blasting off again

what the fuck

god dammit user
i didn't want to chuckle at that
but i did
you will be hearing from my lawyers

tits or gtfo

done dumping for now
i leave the last 50 images to you fine anons

why is there a bike rack that close to the traintracks?

POST THE REST

wtf, he had plenty of time to turn and go around her

Excellent form

nope
suffer the burden of curiosity forever wondering what ever happened to that poor lonely pengu

Lol u sure did buddy. Feeling good about yourself?

i prefer noodlebros form

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*disire to know more intensifies*

you having a stroke user?

Wtf. Story?

Is it an incel pengy by any chance ?

you know you're in a shithole country when someone steals the wheel after

top fucking jkek

suicide attempt
went to shooting range, rented pistol, nervous, shot self, bullet went through and hit range tech standing behind as well
cant remember if either survived or not, dont care enough to look it up

too bad platypus dont have tits

"Encounters at the End of the World"
is the name of the documentary
go get comfy and watch a story about a nihilist pengu if you must know more
is a good watch if you wanna kill some time

I'll check it out thanks.

damn that would be a shit way to go

What a fat piece of shite

pakistani hood ornament
>inb4 faggot "thats not pakistan"

anytime Yea Forumsro

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god damn. i'm going to be looking all around me the next time i'm walking outside

Savage

im so, so glad that this is on camera.

Based. Also what a cunt. Commit suicide on ur own time slut

Wtf does that even mean.

it was a dude
i know looks alot like a woman
probably why they wanted to an hero

it means i am concerned for your health because what you said makes no fucking sense

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Kek wrong, you guys cant shit in a toilet also both harry putt-putt countries are about to nuke each other but you never know it might make an improvement

Ouch

I've viewed all these videos of this thread dealing with people getting hit and feel nothing, yet I only feel sad viewing this one with the dog.

fucking moron deserves that. really couldn't wait two seconds for the green light?

It's called sarcasm you dense faggot.

what was the goal here?

>innocents

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So unique of a perspective

Put a bitch in her place? Obviously

i don't think you are using that word right user
>insert haha i was only pretending to be retarded! gotchya, le epic troll!

ur not very bright

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Excuse me, your coats on fire.

>kek wrong, you guys
who are you talking to user?
did you take that post seriously?
please tell me you didn't

this is so sad

Wait, did he just shoot his fucking leg? Dumbass.

Wtf? Lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

whatever you say user
just know from my perspective it's been nonstop chuckles at some faggot doing damage control after thinking i was some other user

He was using it correctly dumbass. Making fun of your sad self importance lmao good one user

u have to be 18 to post on this site

Ken

/Thread/

Uh hwhat

He looks so relaxed.

That filename

3) parents fail

Ah thank you, kind sir. I haven't noticed that.

kek

>You've got to PIMP my riiiiide !

Wtf?, Story?

Just tell me mf.

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Damn. There really are newfags everyday

Why does it say "sex" in upper left?

Kekd

Cuz you're a faggot that's why

no
you're father and I are disappoint you never want to do anything for yourself
no more free handouts if you wanna live under our roof!

Double kill

Quads of truth

Seriously, fuck you. You need to see a psychiatrist you sick fuck.

No ideot the guy jumping had a condom and the guy hopped on trains = dead??

I would love to the Benny Hill song while watching this.

i know
it's a serious problem

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>sliders

fuck i miss that show
i came here for rekt, not nostalgia

forgot pic

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I'm actually watching it right now. That just reminded me of that

i guess it's a pass/fail course

I loved that guys character

It happened on Sexday

The start looks like one of those scooby doo chase scenes

Now you see me
*bang*
Now you don't

where you watching it at?
comment put me in the mood to binge some slidders for old times sake
he was the best character

more effective than it looks

>cockblocked

you monster

coming to a theatre near you this fall
Now You See Me 3

Still one of my favorites. They were trying to "teach" her a lesson. Kek. Love at the end of the one of the longer versions the dudes look concerned about her.

i need to be stopped user
this is a cry for help

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"well i never expected this to happen"
gets me (hard) everytime

Yea Forums is here for you, you magnificent faggot
how do we help?

ive fallen and I can't get up!
send your cutest pizza boys

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The child jumping down afterwards kek

Yes. Pick him up to make sure all the blood can properly drain out. That should help.

Kek user trying to b edgy

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This is why first world doesn't use propane in AC...

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Does someone have the clip with the cat killed with a knife?

yes

ha

This one makes me chuckle every time

why i do it user

harshest yet

ive said this before...why and how the fuck aren't ALL gas stations equipped to deal with people leaving with the nozzle attached.

severe anal penetration?

thats like my greatest fear

when do you let go?

yes
>when do you let go?
when you've had enough of the wild ride that is life

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Because women are sexualized pretty much since they are what, 10 years old and then forever? Gets tiresome after a while. Most women just want to be left alone. Now she's free.

costs money
not all gas stations can afford it

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That's bullshit. It's like saying a cop can't carry a gun because they're expensive. It's a necessary piece of equipment...

no its not because gas stations aren't ran by the government, they don't get a budget backed by tax money to pay for equipment
it is a privately owned business in most cases so it would have to come out of their profit margin, and in the end it's the owner who makes the decision on whether it is a necessary piece of equipment or not
don't disagree with you, more gas stations should have them, but it's not mandatory, yet.

Unexpected victim. RIP eggs

F

that's a whole lot of patchouli

Fucking Ghost Rider.

he was about to give that sick rapist the pennant stair
disappoint he was able to book it out of there before receiving his just punishment

Trains are the least scary for of transportation... Not like they are gonna jump off the tracks and get ya.

Nerve gas?

I would argue rickshaw is the least scary mode of transportation
If rickshaw crashes into other rickshaw you only have funny mess of little asians in pile rather than gore

the fuck?
of course not
this is nerve gas

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Imagine being one of those dudes sat right on the front of the train lol You think they got a bit of splatter on them?

probably

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Can we see your tits now femanon?

knew naming these the same thing would get me into trouble one of these days
meant this one
also don't meme around trains kids, it's a danger to your health

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>Platapussy

he took it out of the road you mongoloid

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>thinks life is only about wether you get laid or not.
cringe.

Luckily he looks fine.

indian flag...

They got rid of the crosses like this where im from because of shit like this. Always make sure you can see both tracks are clear before crossing. This on is particularly stupid, being that the train that hits her is on her side of the crossing.

how could u?

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What a hero

Wow... Literally knocked him out of his shoes...

Damn nature, you scary!!!

I built a camp up in some abandoned concrete signal huts next to the railway when I was about 8, we never went on the tracks but we got pretty close so we could show our asses or middle fingers.

When my dad found out, being that he worked on the railway, he decided the best way to teach me a hard lesson was to show me photos on his phone of some of the incidents he had to deal with at work.
He explained that, even when the body wasn't in pieces all over the tracks, you needed to wrap them in something like a blanket before trying to move them because every bone inside them was utterly destroyed. He explained in detail how you'd try to pick them up by their arms and you'd just be pulling on skin while all their internals pool to one place inside this stretchy skinsack.
I didn't go to the railway after that.
Now I'm just on Yea Forums looking at gore.
Thanks dad.

sounds like a good dad

>letting a woman hold a gun

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Yeah, he would've made a good Yea Forumstard. He showed me the something rotten website when I was about 13

Fucking dumbass, he lucky it was just a flash

Would drowned the fucker

which one?

didn't reach 88 mph

That filename!

I would have been pissed off enough by the time I got there that I probably would have jumped out and chin kicked his dumb ass

really?

>Haha, dumbass is gonna run right into to tha... O_O oh shit!

That went from a 1 to get that man some milk real fast

Looks like electrocution to me. There was a kink in the flexcon and when it hit the water it sent 240 volts of god into them. Had there been an adequate ground fault or arc fault circuit interruptor at the panel those brave men would still be alive. Let this be a lesson to us all... Don't move rat meat food carts while you're barefoot in a big fucking puddle of water when there is a huge shitty fucking high voltage cable laying on the ground right next to you. I mean, I know sometimes there is just no other way and we have to take a chance, but we knew that when we signed up for the job

haha, I lose... oh this is no YLYL?

Look, if you wanna play some ball, just go to the local arcade

fucking underaged faggots. get bent. reeee

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Hahahahaha holy fuck he actually punched her in the cunt

wasn't even a true flash
was a training exercise
shit like this happens all the time
remember coming back from training drills where we were firing blanks in basic, lining back up to clear rifles, half way through just hear a loud bang, some chick still had a blank in the chamber and fired it while aimed right at dude's head right next to her, if it was a live round he would have been dead
never seen drill sergeants swarm around someone and start screaming in their face that fast during entire training
dumb bitches don't belong in the military

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you must go faster

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the fuck? gas leak?

nah pretty sure it's just nerve gas user

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Prrof that suicide becomes everyone's problem

Ion strike readu

>Her
>Only swarmed

Dude flagged some one and got decked by a drill sergeant while I was in basic. Women get it easy every where