If your dick is smaller than 7 inches, why haven’t you killed yourself yet?

If your dick is smaller than 7 inches, why haven’t you killed yourself yet?

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Because im onley 10 and my dick is 8 inches

The average is 4 inches and most women are quite happy with it thank you very much.

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I haven't killed myself yet bc I'm not old enough to buy a gun, and I want it to be quick.

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Because it’s two quarters wide and girls prefer girth

Fuck you it is a fact women dislike large penis

if your tits are less than a c cup why have you not killed yourself yet? i hate women wearing padded bras. men should wear padded underwear too.

I’m over 7 inches, it doesn’t mean I don’t contemplate suicide

OP is trying to project why he's a kissless virgin and believes the rest of /b has guilt by association with his pathetic life.

Girth is sometimes more important.
What you do with it is sometimes even more important.
That's if you're not under the average then you should end it.

Cause I don't have the self esteem of a nigger

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Because women are stupid and can't measure correctly

A guy on here posted this, but I believe at this point he probably already ended it from what everyone said

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Because your mom, being the insatiable whore that she is, likes it just the way it is.

It's jealousy, you faggot.

Based and redpilled.

why is she doing the 'woman brain' emoji?

Women are jealous of big penis'?

Honestly? I've conditioned myself to get sexual gratification from SPH.

dude that’s just fucking sad

>Oof
getem

Your mom likes it too much, sorry son.

No it’s being under 6’ tall that’s killing my ability to get dates. Trust me user as soon as I pay off my student loans I’m gonna put a .357 magnum revolver loaded with hollow points and end my pathetic existence.

Of considerable size if being genuine.

no complaints.........soooo fuck it

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height has nothing to do with anything incel

Basement betas basing their lives on imaginary standards.

Why the hell would you pay off your loans if you want to kill yourself? Spend that money on yourself playa, maybe you'll feel like sticking around.

Paying off debt first. Retard

because my dick is 7,08 inches

Student loan debt (US) is debt that has to be paid and even if I die then the loaner would just come after my parents so I figure why be a prick?

Actually it does, women do judge men based on height plus it’s emasculating to have your date be several inches taller than you.

Only if they cosigned. If you have a federal or state loan they get discharged in the event of your untimely demise.

no you are cunt, chics love big dicks

Lol fagggot

The real funny part is that to her- that probably IS 7 inches.

The world is full of dumb niggers of all shapes, colors, and sizes...

Yeah ok like it even matters how long a dick is

How the fuck is any 18 yo gonna get a college loan without a co-signer?

because the difference between 6.5 and 7 inches isnt really worth thinking about when i have fingers that vibrate faster than the reverse flash

Because it still cums real hard when my ass is fucked

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Because I have a wife and kids and am too old to listen to your mental illness, cuck, pro nigger rants.

They hand them out I don’t have a cosigner

>The average male penis size in the U.S. is 5.5"
>Mine is 6" and I have a lovely sex life with my hot wife

Get fucking real will ya?

Pathetic

Awww someone trying to deflect from the point. Your wife is cheating on you

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You Have Cancer On Your Cheek, WhY HaVenT YOu KILled ursElf

the smaller your dick.. the less work you have to excercise to masturbate ... actually a small dick is a blessing since less energy goes into jerkin off. Also its harder to stab u in the dick since its a smaller target. Small dick often comes with high social status ... Asians often have a high social status

Brooooo wtf is that?

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lol, my wife would be lost without me. She never got her license, doesn't have her own bank account, works from home with me, and I have full access to her phone and Facebook. But sure man, if it makes you feel better, she's out fucking other dudes

You sound tiny

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Previous apadravya

She is cheating

around 4.5 inches hard. I have a girlfriend and several fuckfriends. No problems with the size of it.

IaMaMoNstER

As a faggot, if you care about anyone else's dick size, you're unironically a faggot.
Just fuck off. I've dated several bois, ranging from legitimate medical micropenis all the way up to about 9 inch long & 10 inch thick, and they're all satisfying to please. Honestly, the guys with smaller cocks often try harder and last longer, and are more satisfied because they know the unrealistic standard of porn, and as such try to beat that, and are genuinely satisfied in both himself and, at least in my case, me, because of the amazing time we spent together.
I've got a 5.5" by 4.7" dick, and I'm comfortable with it. My current boyfriend and I met through mutual hobbies, and hit it off from there. For about 8 months, he was unaware of my dick size, and after that he didn't mind. He's quite a bit larger than me, at 7" by 5" dick, and he at first was uncomfortable since he'd never been with anyone intimately before, so he didn't know whether he was normal, small, or big.

TL;DR size doesn't matter, just be happy sucking or fucking. Aim to please

lol, sure man. Here's a tip for you losers, find a girl who is attractive but not very smart. Find one who hates feminism, thinks trannies are mentally ill, and thinks niggers are gross. There's plenty of them out there.

Your skin isn't black like the night. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Your arms aren't longer than your legs, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Op’s bitch prefers this

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Because that's normal for most dudes, and most girls are okay with them.
Side note, notice that I say them. That's because if I get really close and cuddly with my girl I can rocket up above 7 inches. Who knows, if we do the sexy things, I might get up to 8 inches. Never did it, so it's just speculation.

when you grow a mushroom instead of a penis

I'm hung l like a can of tuna come at me

I didnt realise i was meant to! brb

Lol. Found a Pencil dick

7.9 im good, hun

I’m about right at 7”
I’m also 6’4/245lbs
Pretty jacked.
Pretty wealthy.
Tons of bitches banged in my day

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because womens vaginas is about 5-6 inches deep and hitting the cervix really really hurts

Hitting the cervix feels a good as being hit in the balls

/thread

how old are you, like 50? looks to me like you can still give a hard dicking

This
Dick is dick

>ITT: insecure faggots bumping a useless thread

>/threading your own post
Kys

I was going to but your mom said she liked it so I decided not to

Kek, the question answers itself

because everyone isn't a drilled out hoe

because my job requires my brain, not my dick.
btw mine is 6.99973"

how gay

unironically not straight

STDs

how gay

not yours

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>7 inches
8 inches is the minimum, fucking manlet.

>paying off debts before killing yourself

You’re so stupid you should kill your self. Also I’m 5’9” and not particularly good looking and get plenty of pussy. 6 foot is an arbitrary number.

Yes, I know I'm gay, I've been fucked by, and fucked quite a lot of dudes.
This isn't news to me.