Last week when I was walking to the bathroom, my sister was waiting by the door and she jumped out and grabbed me and shook me and scared the hell out of me. I also peed my pants because I already had to go really badly and she scared me pretty good.
Now she won’t shut up about about how I pissed myself and constantly brings it up, and I know whenvever she looks at me she’s thinking about it. She keeps giving me shit for it and trying to make me feel bad and embarrassed about it. She also keeps threatening to tell people at school but she hasn’t done that, not yet at least.
It really pisses me off because I know she won’t drop this for a long time and I don’t have anyone to complain about it to so I’m telling you fags.
Tell her that it's unfair that she saw you pee your pants and that she should show you how she pees herself as well. That's how anime does it, so I'm pretty sure it'll work.
Don't forget to post results.
Joseph Bailey
What you need to do is wait until she's asleep and piss in her bed
Adam Fisher
Have you tried not being a complete failure at life?
Elijah Kelly
How does me getting the pee scared out of me mean I’m a failure in life exactly?
Nathaniel Diaz
Ex lax revenge of some sort. Maybe before something important or when you can make a bathroom unavailable. Shitting one pants is worse than pissing.
Jose Watson
Just say to her "tell people, idgaf" Problem solved
Carter King
Yeah but the thing is I do care if people know about it. Would you want people to know if your little sister scared the piss out of you?
Easton Cook
This is some good advice, I'd probably do this too.
Lucas Reed
And what happens when she wakes up and sees me pissing in her bed?
Oliver Hall
It’ll go away with time.
If you really want her to not tell people you need to go to her and talk about it. Tell her it’s fine for her to laugh about it and it was funny but it’s very embarrassing and upsetting to see her hold it over your head.
Joseph Powell
eh, lax is pretty bad for you, had some kid in a home ec class back in highschool put lax in salsa that he made and gave it to the teacher and she was hospitalized for like a month with a feeding tube and shit in her, to be fair she was a bitch and would hit you with a yard stick and knock your grade down if you so much as asked to use the bathroom.
Cooper Wood
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Jackson Perry
Grow some god damn balls you fucking whiney little tumblr faggot.
If this is the worst of your troubles you're fucking lucky.
Logan Thomas
you got a dog at all?
Gabriel Lopez
Tell her that you pissed before she startled you and you were going to clean up. Tell her that you're really worried that you might have a medical condition and that she is making it harder on you. That might shut her up for a bit. Or you could just slap the cunt and tell her that you'll kick the shit out of her if she pushes you too hard. Fear is a good motivator but you have to be fucking primal about it or she'll call your bluff
Leo Butler
She sucks the piss out. And then sperma.
Isaac Kelly
Why do you ask?
I just feel like if I do that then she will use it to her advantage and just pick on me more.
Daniel Young
just piss in her room when shes gone, blame it on the dog, extra points for squating like a dog when you piss btw.
Hudson Cruz
Our dog doesn’t ever piss in the house. And why would I get extra points for pissing like a dog?
because you'd be squating like the bitch you are, just piss on her till she wakes up and play it off as if you're retarded, I mean you're on this board for a reason right, or you could hold on to your anger for years and when you guys grow up you could torment her kid when she has one.
Josiah Turner
Hence the extra points for doing it...LIKE A BITCH!
William Nguyen
This /thread
Ian Powell
seriously though, this advice. Why does it matter at all, like why is this an issue.
Logan Ortiz
It matters because she’s giving me shit for it on a daily basis
Daniel Evans
Definitely not doing that.
Angel Phillips
why does that matter, birds chirp everyday, you learn to block noises out, look I'm going to assume you're fairly young and its hard for you to grasp this concept but I can promise you right now the people that you've gone to school with will never talk with you ever again, every person that you've ever come into contact with at your school, people that you talk to, old elementary friends, new friends. They will all be distant memories when you get out of school, until you're out of school and have experienced it for yourself its hard to explain how no one at your school matters, like, at all, nothing. I can almost guarantee that once you graduate high school and move on with your life, in the 70 years up until your death, you will not see anyone from your school, ever. Its quite a strange feeling in fact. Seeing these kids and growng up with them from elementary to middle school to highschool, just for one day all of it to come to and end, and when you get older, the laughter you shared with friends who you are no longer friends with because after highschool people rarely stay friends, and the people who you were so worried would laugh at you, all just a foggy memory that even they won't remember.
>"hey sis, come to the bathroom one moment" >grab her head >put it with violence in the toilet >"I DARE YOU, I FUCKING DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY IT AGAIN, SAY THAT I PISSED MYSELF, COME ON, SAY IT" >get grounded and maybe go to psychologist but your sister will never say it again
