Moralfags fuck off. Im trying to figure out a lie about my drinking but its only to save face

moralfags fuck off. Im trying to figure out a lie about my drinking but its only to save face

I recently got some new roommates and i accidentally got really drunk tonight while on the phone with a friend. I dont want them to think im a drunk so on the off chance Im confronted tomorrow what should I say?

The exact convo we had was me asking them about their night then them asking if I was on the phone with someone. I told them I was then bailed. I'm pretty sure they could tell I was blasted. I need a good lie to just generally cover myself. Dont tell me to be honest or whatever, just give me lie suggestions. pics are a reward i spose

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i need answers people

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Lying is a very bad option. If they think you were drunk, than lyong about it will make you look even worse. Lie about reason wy you were drinking. Perhaps you were talking with your friend that you haven't talked to for a long time and you were both drinking and talking.

i mean yeah but THEORETICALLY if i were to lie give me a suggestion

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Make it look casual, like "yeah, me and my friend got wasted over phone. Crazy, right?"

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How often you get wasted by yourself? Can you get wasted without them noticing? How often would you have to lie to them?

Who the fuck cares? It's not like you were doing heroin. Why the fuck should your friends care if you were drunk? If they do, get new friends.

I dont get drunk by myself often, maybe like once a month when im really shitposting and have nothing else going on? I dont have a need to lie really, just trying to not embarass myself tomorrow.

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not my friends. we're roommates who moved in together for money reasons and this is like the third day we've been living together, just trying to make things not bad for me in the coming months. gimme a suggestion

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Fucking imposter! I was really thinking that I am helping a fellow drunk. But you are exually a fucking normalfag. I even liked pictures that you were posting. DIE FAGGOT!

fuck off if ur not gonna post a lie for me, bitch.

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I posted a perfectly good lie. Its so good, that I'm gonna use it. But you don't have to. You are normal fag with normal fag problems. It is us - drunk fags that need to lie to our loved ones every day of our meaningless lifes about ourselfs. But most importantly - lie to ourselfs. We have to lie that this problem is not coused by us but beacouse life is shit. You have prevelage to be honest. Now leave me alone. I need to find some rekt thread.

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i dont see ur lie post it again my good bitch and ill make a rekt thread for u

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