I'm sitting on a toilet eating a burrito. Ask me anything

Can I see your penis? After you finish your burrito, of course

how are you enjoying your life in general?

why on the toilet and not on say... your bed?

Burrito size is dwindling, bring on your questions bc after it's finished I'm gone forever

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bumping for this

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Why can't you move on from her, man?
You know you can't go back in time, you're just eating yourself up.
Let yourself grow.

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Be careful, or you'll get hemorrhoids. One day you'll wipe your ass after taking a shit and feel something the size of an almond on the side of your anus.

No

Doing great actually, doing well in school and overall things are going well for me

I don't eat in my bed, that's disgusting. Don't shit where you eat

Should I even try it with her.
I know she cant handle me.

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I'm not sad or depressed about anything

are you going to bed after the burrito?

>Don't shit where you eat

Wait a second.

>sitting on a toilet
>eating a burrito
...yeah, I guess it saves time in the long run, if you don't have a life or anything.

Probably

have a good nights rest user

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Ok so quick update. The burrito is history but I found this toilet paper roll and I'm gonna pretend it's a burrito so I don't go insane

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are you gonna eat the toilet paper roll?

Will you draw something on the toilet roll?

Something amusing.

Fuck off with your attention whore nonsense. Unless you're gonna wipe your ass with the burrito then thus thread is over

Chipotle is quite amazing.

I always find this disgusting, like the people who claimed to eat lunch in the cafeteria each day. I would be sick.

Do you live alone?

Don't know what to tell you, if you dont like dont click

fuck off cunt this is good entertainment

I have three roommates

I know Yea Forums has always been a haven of unfiltered autism but you guys take the cake jesus christ

go back to ur loli bread and reddit fuckery fag

Doesn't taste too good

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Wheres your silver chain?

dont you have anything else in the house to tide urself over? cereal maybe?

I don't have autism I'm just chilling on my toilet with a cardboard burrito

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The burrito is all I needed

>Go back to your loli thread

Cried the autist.

This tends to appeal to the autist

do you derive joy from derailing completely wholesome threads?

B

By the way guys I'm still here. Been munching away at my cardboard

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don't 4get to drink ur Tecate beer at the urinal

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