Hey cocksuckers

Hey cocksuckers.
Why don't you own a Beretta 92/M9?
Pic related, my sidearm

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Own an M9 A1 (like the one in the picture you provided.) cuz it’s gotz a picatiny rail. Love it. MAGA!

Because I own a glock

Because im not a faggot

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because it's not as good as my CZ85

MAGA hat with a Sublime shirt?

Damn you're gayer than Bradley was

Nigger.....

Why the fuck would you buy one of the most garbage tier handguns on earth when for the same money you could have had a respectable firearm? Hey look on the bright side, at least its not a kel-tec!

Could be the chiappa m9-22 knock off

Because I have a USP.. fuck the M9

Because he is obviously retarded, thus the hat.

>maga
>guncuck
>sublime

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Could have been a hi point

Way to be proud of your shit tier handgun for retards. Pawn it and buy a good gun. Then use it to kill yourself.

Jesus theres so many reasons but I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you, first starters 9mm is a pussy ass cartridge

Good luck when your Austrian cuck pistol stovepipes...lmao

Lol, you could have bought a CZ75 or a Jericho for cheaper you dipshit.

Because the Coonan .357 magnum is better!

After over 5000 rds my Glock 19 has never FTF or stove piped! Guess you should expand your knowledge of Hand Guns instead of bragging about that hammer you have!

An Italian company is not very American.

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At least then you wouldn't feel about abusing the hell out of it.

Because I own a CZ 75 instead.

Lmao you're so intimidating with that hat lol.

Because they are oversized as fuck and heavy. Star BM is semi passable but an M9 is a brick

Cus it’s too hard to get one here in aus and I’m underage

popgun big boy!

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What's it like having female-sized hands? Serious question.

Do you often struggle to open jars or hold 2-liters?

92 A1 the best of the basic 92 and the M1. I got one too.