TARD THREAD

TARD THREAD.

Professional tard wrangler in a state home here. I've seen shit you wouldn't believe. Stories in bound. Feel free to post your own.

I'll start this shit off, stories in bound.

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>"Richard" is a client, with extreme violent autism
>Prone to hitting people, even knocking them out
>I come into work one day, Richard is pale as winter and covered in vomit
>"user, I dun feer good"
>Supervisor tells me to shower him, dress him in clean clothes and take him to urgent care
>Ugh
>Give him a quick shower to get him cleaned up, get him in clean clothes and put him in the van
>We arrived the urgent care and walk in
>The receptionist is taking down all the information and Richard is standing next to me
>"user, I dun feer good!"
>"I know, Richard, the doctor is going to check you out"
>"But I dun feeer gooooooodd!"
>Receptionist is taking too long
>I immediately smell the aroma of milky shit
>Richard is moaning incoherently
>Diarrhea all down his jeans, seeping out onto carpet of the lobby
>I didn't bring spare clothes, now I'll have to take him back to the home and clean him up again and then bring hi back
>"Richard, it's time to go"
>"No I dun freeeerrrr gruuuuuuuuuud"
>Receptionist is taking her sweet ass time, ignoring the stench
>Richard vomits all down his shirt
>Other people in the lobby begin to leave, disgusted
>Receptionist finally looks up, horrified
>"He needs to leave!"
>"Richard, we need to go, NOW."
>"NOOOO!!!"
>Oh fuck, tard strength activated
>Receptionist turns to me now
>"He's obviously intoxicated, take him to rehab."
>Explain that he's not intoxicated, he's retard and sick as fuck.
>"If you don't get him out of here, I will!"
>"That's not a good idea."
>Grab him, begin escorting him out
>We would have left just fine, but the idiot receptionist comes around into the lobby, apparently content on throwing the "drunk" out
>Richard straight up upper-cuts her before I can stop him, the lady's head bounces off the concrete wall
>Out cold
>MFW

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>Another client, James, is non-verbal and will eat anything
>Will not stop eating, will literally eat until he vomits and then eat the vomit
>Have to lock the fridge at night so he won't eat everything in it and pass out in a puddle of his own vomit
>Working overnight, everyone asleep
>Sitting in the back room reading when I hear out of nowhere a ROAR of rage
>This is followed by a massive explosion, like a bomb went off
>What the FUCK
>Run into the kitchen
>James had literally picked up a full-sized refrigerator, full of fucking food and THROWN it across the room because he was hungry and pissed off that it was locked
>Door flew off, food everywhere
>Clean up will take hours
>Tard strength

Nice story, interested to see what else happened

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love me some tism-stories

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I got nothing to add, bro
I am loving your stories though

>Another time, me and another staff are transporting 5 clients out to dinner
>One of them is Richard
>Dinner went fine, all the tards ate the portions of ten men each
>Tards have obscene appetites and literally don't stop eating until forced to
>On the way home the other staff is driving the van, Richard is in the front passenger seat, and me and 4 other tards are in the back of the van
>At the beginning of the ride home Richard said he was full (He should be, he ate like 20 chicken tender, 3 portions of fries and 2 burgers, plus a milk shake and soda)
>About a mile away from the home Richard starts saying he's hungry
>Tell him he just ate a massive amount, he can wait until later to have a snack
>"I'm HUNGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Wrangler driving the van tells him he can wait
>Surprise right hook
>The wrangler driving's head bounces off the driver's-side window
>Remember the cracking sound
>She's out cold, slumped against the wheel
>Van starts careening into a ditch
>All the tards start shrieking in horror, all in unison
>Try to get to the wheel, but it's too late
>Van, thankfully, goes into the ditch and stops, no one was hurt
>Wrangler driving was out of work for 2 weeks with a concussion
>Richard faced no consequences or punishment

holy

>be me, 16
>have been going to school with particular tard since middle school, let's call him "Freddy" (yeah he's still into fnaf)
>friends and i on a whim theorize two years before he has foot fetish for some reason (can't remember)
>2 years pass and multiple cases of him masturbating to porn on his chromebook have occurred in study hall
>most people around here would just go into a stall during class and wack it but apparently Freddy wants people to see his reportedly bent 1 incher
>april rolls around and normal day in study hall
>popular girl notices Freddy smiling while on phone a bit too creepily
>motions for nearby friend to investigate
>turns out he's staring at popular girl's feet and beating off while taking creepshots
>mfw this motherfucker gets off with a warning and being sent home for the day even though he only apparently has "slight" tisms and teachers hate him for all the shit he's pulled over the years (again this is pretty much sexual assault in a school that gets it's titties twisted if someone SAYS something even slightly offensive)

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sadly, tards can be disciplined but no one does
instead their behavior is accepted and the little chance they have at life is flushed down the toilet with false compassion and indifference

>Working the overnight, have to get up tards in the morning for breakfast
>Dead tired
>Only a half hour to go in my shift, one last tard to wake up
>Carol
>A massively obese woman in her 50's
>Go into her room, instantly smell the aroma of hell itself
>See the giant lump covered by blankets that is Carol
>See the flies buzzing around the blanket
>Oh God
>Pull the blanket back
>Carol is literally covered top to bottom in dried, creamy shit
>Blankets and sheets are soaked with it
>She had also gotten her period in the night so her groin and legs are covered in blood
>Hand is moving frantically
>She's masturbating, working more dried shit into her vagina
>Now I have to shower her, clean the sheets, file paperwork
>That half hour turned into 4 hours before I got to go home
>Thanks, Carol

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I'm the only student teacher at Mckernan school in Edmonton AB.

You want tard wrangling? I'm responsible for attending to slobbering mongoloids all day long. Fighting with them about their shoes. Chasing retards around the room.

Glorified tard teacher.

I snack them sometimes and put them in the autism chamber.

So awful.

This, unfortunately. Tards hurt people all the time and pretty much never face consequences.

Not even just that imo, our school actually has a number of tards who try their hardest to not be assholes/idiots. one who's like 300 pounds is genuinely chill with everyone and can actually hold a competent convo. Even has a job in local history museum now bc he's insanely into that kinda stuff. He used to be a major rager back in middle but has their ever been a kid, tard or otherwise, who wasn't a dipshit in middle? Genuinely proud of his progress, all self-guided too since none of the wranglers at our school care a single bit about helping the tards get over their more questionable traits (like the foot shit mentioned before).

Um...why u share your school? You trying to get fired?

This guy seems like he might need a boot out the door.

Seriously, where the fuck are they keeping that tard strength? Like even the higher functioning ones are super human

Tards are trainable
people with IQs as low as 42 have been known to have a life, a job, and a place of their own
I know a couple of true downies that get the fuck on with life
a little arson could go a long way...

who knows user, its surely is a strange thing

Good on that lad

I feel like Downies have much better prospects than the highly autistic.

Why did that have a single staff member doing all that?

Maybe, but I have seen severe autistics get along pretty well
the one's I have seen a mess were because their mother's gave up trying to raise them

OK this one is pretty fucked up.

>Have a tard named Shorelin
>Tiny little non-verbal dude
>One of the higher-ups is in the home hat day for a routine visit
>She is walking around, talking with the tards, but makes me follow her around because she's afraid one of the tards, like Richard, will attack her
>We get to Shorelin's room and she opens the door
>Dude is sitting up on the bed, bare naked Indian style, beating furiously at the smallest penis I've ever seen
>Like an acorn
>She apparently didn't know he was non-verbal and tries to talk to him
>"Hi, there! How are you today, Mister!"
>One of his triggers is women in general
>He roars and cums
>Massive, thick ropes, spurting out onto his bed
>Higher up is still trying to talk to him,, but there was no way she couldn't not see what was happening
>"You having a good day, buddy! I like this room you've got here!"
>Seriously, the amount he was putting out was inhuman, more than any pornstar could ever dream of
>This microscopic dick just keeps blasting rope after rope
>I turn away and exit the room
>I hear the higher up "You all done! Good boy!"
>She then tells me to "Clean it up."
>Literal pool of tard cum soaking the bed and floor
>I refused
>Got written up for refusing but Idgaf

This job is extremely short-staffed, due mainly to the fact that so many of these tards are so difficult to be around.

That woman sound like a sadist
not necessarily in a sexual way, just likes having power and abusing people with it.

Bump more tard stories!

my mom useed to be a tard wrangler. there are a few great stories but this is my personal favorite.
>billy, 6'7, 300 pound behemoth with extreme tard rage. dumb as a rock. xan barely talk
>mom, tard wrangler 1, and tard wrangler 2 are trying to get him to the car for a special outing
>billy has to buckle up
>tard rage activated
>billy rips the seatbelt from the seat and begins screeching
>oh fuck.gif
>tard wrangler secures perimiter
>backup is called in
>billy breaks window and begins crawling out of the cavity
>fucking terrifying sight
>they try to open the door so billy can have his tantrum
>he's fucking stuck
>billy starts thrashing
>theashing rips car door off the fucking hinges
>all 6 tard wranglers stare in shock
>billy stands up wearing car door as a sache
>"gibe me ice cweam"
>no one dares disobey billy

>rips car door off the fucking hinges
I call bullshit.

OMFG! Lost!
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread.

You underestimate tard strength.

bump, keep the stories coming

Good one

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Lol'd at "aroma of hell itself" but still having periods in her 50's?

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yeah, women do that
some will hit menopause in their late 40s but most in their mid to late 50s

from what it sounds like, i think it would be hard but not impossible. i mean a 6'7 300 pound tard thrashing in a car ought to do some signifigant damage

How do I become a tard wrangler ?
I retire from the military this summer so I have 20 years of experience with retards already

I'm honestly curious what you think even a large person could do to a car besides ruining the upholstery. I knew the story was bullshit when he said the guy ripped out the seat belt with his bare hands. A human being wouldn't be able to get enough friction on a seat belt to be able to pull it free.