How do i get easy sex Yea Forums?

I need to see what im working with then i can send you down the best route.

be nice to her

What if your pretty good looking but nothing special. What's the best route?

why? just fap

cmon man help me out

Just go up to the sexiest woman you can find and say “Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?”

You probably dont have a dog and are just trying to "expose" furries as closet zoo's

I have a picture from 1 year ago

what do you mean

I mean i dont like how my face looks

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I was talking to the guy who was gonna give you advice

So. If you have decent looks. Just do tinder. Just make your profile some good shots and actually talk about yourself. Nobody wants to click on a pro with nothing down. Keep it concise. Talk about maybe going to the gym with em. That one worked for me in the hayday. Also. Make your opening line some crazy fact that it seems couldnt be true. Tinder is like resumes. People only gonna look at em for 8 seconds max. Gotta catch the attention.

I tried tinder and couldn't get any likes. Like I said I'm nothing special. Anything else?

Also I hate tinder, I could pull a 9 in real life but can only get like 6 or 7's on tinder.

6s turned upside down are 9s

Like I said I hate tinder cause it's all about looks more so then it is in real life which is what matters

Nah. Its about how you sell yourself. Gotta have pics that show charisma. One of you alone. Some with friends. And you gotta have something interesting that has happened to you. You can also try doublelist. But man that is a fucking crapshoot.

4 things are key.
>1 look good enough to talk to. (meaning physique, clothing, and over all style.
>2 use generic compliments on women. do not get too specific too soon it will scare them off.
>3 ask her lots of questions. nothing too personal. keep generic but focus in on noticeable things. (like sport teams affiliations, tattoo art, and astrological signs)
>4 get her laughing. as long as you look better than a cave troll you have a chance if you can make her laugh. nothing political or religious. keep it generic and dumb and you will keep her smiling. also according to straylians a sense of humor is the most important thing when dating.

What about just hitting on girls in public with funny pick up lines? real life > internet

From how you talk your self esteem doesnt seem all that high. Which is probably a big one too. Like when i get home and i let on that ive had a bad day. My wife can pick that up and its a turn off. If i come in dick swinging she is in on it immediately. Its just the way people are wired. They love to just eat it up. Believe in what you are and it will come to you.

I mean. You can try. But if you dont think you are interesting it comes off easily and people pick that up. Charisma is all in presentation.

What about going up to a girl and asking if she has the time and when she tells me the time i say, no the time to give me your number

That is garbage. It literally sounds like spmething danny devito would say in always sunny man.

Suck guys off for free

You'll have more dick than you can handle

It worked tho

If given enough attempts a coin will land heads 40 times in a row. Do not confuse luck for magic words.

what if I'm in a store and a hot associate comes up to me and ask me if I need help looking for something, and i say yea I'm looking for your number