Quick, name three things that aren't Jackie Chan.
Quick, name three things that aren't Jackie Chan
jackie chan
wait
tree wamen
Jackie Kennedy
Mayonnaise
Jeckie Cha... Shit...
Wong Fei-Hung
no wait..
4 Jackie Chan
Damn.
This was a stupid thing back when it was first Jackie Chan....FUCK!
scooter, noose, my nutsack
you're just mad you're not Jackie Chan.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man.
Lock washers, The Defenestration of Prauge, Jackie Chan. SHIT!
Jackie Martling, Jackie Chan, Jackie Gleason. There, I did it! Oh, wait...
Newfags can't tri-Jackie Chan.
Dammit!
jackie gleason
jackie brown
jackie ch... FUCK
jackie chan jackie chan jackie chan
haha im funny
A knurled ring, a rotary telephone and Jackie Chan
A good father, a talented director, jackie chan
shit
jackie chang
jackie chung
jackie 4chins
How Long, Hop Sing and Chan Kong-sang. There, I did it! I think?
Jack uuuuuh Daniels
Jack E Chan
Jackie chan
Oh fuggg :^)
China town
Stunt man
Jackie chan
>Too easy
You used the magic of faggotry to pull a sneaky.
Airbus
Boeing
Dubs, check em
(1) Jackie Messelfov
(2) Jackie Yasselfov
(3) Jackie Chan
..... shit
Looks like I gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool you guys!
1. Copper
2. Fiber
3. Jackie Chan
Doggone it!
1. Bruce Lee
2. Chuck Norris
3. Jackie Chan
>Easy mode