Be me

>be me
>18
>birthday tomorrow
>depressed as shit, but fake happiness for everyone around me
>kissless huggless god damn quality-conversationless virgin
>spending my birthday with my mom
>she cares too much for me to kill myself
what do Yea Forums?

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yeah im probably gonna spend it all on Yea Forums during my free time

Or watch this

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jerk off to anime. happy birthday nigger

Good choice.

first of all, cling to the love of your mother (if she’s your biological mom) cause in 10 years you’ll start to realize there is no love like hers and all whores will let you down. find joy in being with your mom and you’re still young as shit, go to local shows, concerts, venues, and parties... if you’re even able to hold your liquor and be a designated driver there’s already tons of pussy waiting for you

Try to look on the bright side of life. I know it sounds corny as shit, but you can at least try. Since you're typing this in a computer I assume you have a roof over your head, a warm bed to sleep at night, education to be able to at least post something here and a loving family member. That is much much more than many people get in a lifetime. It may sound shitty, but all I can say is keep moving forward, It will probably get better, you never know. If you kill yourself you just destroyed your only chance at being happy, you might as well live to see how things develop.

Don't stress over being a kissless virgin, sex is not the most important nor the only aspect of life, and don't think that just because you haven't found love by age 18 you're doomed to be sad and lonely for the rest of your life. There are people who don't find the love of their life until they are pretty old.

18 years is nothing, this is just the beginning, the tutorial, the pilot, and you won't find out what a wonderful story awaits you if you decide to give up and end it right at the beginning.

Cheer up, mate, and keep your head up, better times will come, you just have to wait and keep a positive attitude.

sex is lame bro. seek genuine connection.

>get a job
>meet new people
>make money
>begin strategy to save money
>fuck coworkers
>play only the important games, but but anything you want thanks to job
>welcome to adulthood

>but buy*****

happy birthday user

Seriously Yea Forumsro,

This is honest, genuine advice and they are both right. I know I've been there before and will probably be there again but if you can get posts like this from Yea Forums, there's definitely hope.

fuck thots, try and make some friends. and love your mom, she will care about you more than any woman ever would

i know things are rough man and i know it doesn't feel great to be spending your birthday on a czechslovakian lawnmower repair forum but you have to believe things can be better and you have to be the one to make it so. good luck bud

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I hope this song helps you, I know it is a comedy film, but the song has helped me before and I know it will helped me in the future.

Smoke weed

You're just turning 18 and upset that you have no experience with women yet? Chill out, and work on making a better life. Imagine if everyone killed themselves because they weren't handed everything.

Why don't you Tell mom you want to loose your virginity? Then get yourself a hooker and give it a go. Other option is to go on dating sites and shotgun it... basicly messaged everyone and see who wants to talk. Move fast try to get a date soon after starting to talk. Do that a few more times and score.jpg

You have a good mother. Stick with it for her.

>depressed as shit
In just a few days FDA will be approving a new antidepressant -- ketamine nose spray. It's very efficient.

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