No YLYL!?! This has to change
No YLYL!?! This has to change
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Neither statement is true.
Still need some guns laws and a fukken wall. Gotta make it harder for them.
lost. worth it.
reply or mom die
I wonder if these will ever get old? I mean don’t get me wrong, I used to lmao at hitler jokes and memes years ago but they seem to lose their shock value because they’re always the same. It’s like Down syndrome jokes, it’s always the exact same formula and format.
Fuck what have I become? What is happening to me? I feel like I’m about to throw on a suit and tie and raise a family and start cutting meat out of my diet and drinking soy and watching soccer
500 IQ commenter
Fucking lost
lost
This thread is awful
The other one just 404d
One thing I agree with here is we need more white people studying STEM degrees.
Im in computer science and im outnumbered by indians and i get discriminated against every day
Good
Yes they are, Japanese mom. Yes, they are
OOF
Both are true.
t. I don't even live in US
....OP just lost
God i bet you dream the guy get a life retard
FUCK
only god can bless a man like this
Apply for large loan and credit card with high limit
Go to Las Vagas
Rent convertable sports car
Get paint ball gun, real gun, or fire works your choice
Get a mask with hose and a tank of helium(Amazon it)
Get a backpack
Put helium tank in backpack
Get a parasail with rope
Drive around Las Vegas shooting people with whatever you chose but if real gun do so quickly
Get cops behind you until news chopper is also following
Drive into dessert
Strip naked, I suggest already being naked
Cruise control fast as shit or block the throttle peddle
Parasail attached to car
Parasail on, backpack on, face mask on, and helium turned on
Deploy Parasail
Pass out and die painlessly naked on nation TV flying in the air in the dessert being chased by coppers
Fuck off, tyrant.
they loose their shock value when you turn 15.
A law is nothing more than a piece of paper in a courthouse. It is a social preventive measure that is very easy to circumvent.
A wall is a structure, an physical barrier. It is a physical preventive measure that is NOT very easy to circumvent.
Apples to oranges, user.
Dont feed the retards
>Body shaming is awful, guys...
>... unless you're using it against people we don't like, then it's okay.
HG Thread
>the most truth meme ever.
I'd still hit it...
prepare to laugh
Trump really should grow a beard...
Dude's really handling those mother fuckers
Daumn.. I would totally vote for that guy on the right.
I dont get it. Does permission mean several things or is it a typo?
/Non native English speaker
Typo, they meant Parmesan.
A typo of chicken parmesan
What no rapist poster? did he die or something? or is did he finally take meds.
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Just pop off the prosthetic for easy access.
Did a dildo get stuck inside her or what the hell is wrong with her stomach?
All this talk on building a wall when they already have tunnels underground, herp derp
What is it that makes the kid look so huge when there is nothing around to compare him with?
The jews still have more time to recover from the anorexia train and she needs to learn how to tan better
Comparison on the size of the waves in a small storm, those are abnormally small waves in comparison to the child when the waves should be larger in contrast. Bad photoshop.
>2019
>herp derp
Smells like Reddit.
Livin da dream
WHY YOU DO THIS? I LIVE A SHIT LIFE AND I JUST WANG TO LAUGH A LITTLE. ITS TO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
She looks like my wife
AllallallallallLlallLlaaaaaaa
Maaashallah Mashallah
Euzubillahiminesseytaniracim Bismillehirrahmanirrahiim
>I JUST WANG TO LAUGH A LITTLE
but then you lose?
Holy fuck, I want to move to Japan now...
The wall wouldnt work and is easily circumvented, anyone who thinks otherwise is an uninformed retard. What percentage of illegal immigration goes through our southern border, not though a border crossing? Look it up, its estimated at as much as 13%. Not only can a wall be circumvented, it's being successfully circumvented before its implementation.
Whole Ay Tone thread here
It's not that easy because they don't like people of other races.
I breathed RILL hard
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this was funny before most of you were born.
Looks like a car already did
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This thread is absolute shit
Worst ylyl ever
sage
lost
This thread should be named YLYW
theyre raiders, it means we have to move on to another thread
Take a careful look at this picture. Notice anything else that's fucked up, excluding the dude with the 15 pikes.
Cringe
Yes
this is the first time in awhile that i've actually bothered to sift through the porn threads when i do my annual 5 minute visit to this board, and holy fuck i'm actually disappointed. these are actual reddit-tier posts.
Lost. This guy visits 4 chan, I'm sure.
I like this new meme
I work at a hospital and 90% of the doctors are non-white from other countries, while the remaining 10% is mostly whites from other countries. Our view on education is obviously due for an overhaul.
The argument is that now only good people don't have guns.
why the fuck are they holding up their fingers instead of an open hand? It's called raise your hands not your fingers you dumb sluts
Good ol' stub in sheets....
oh, cool, her first word
you must be a place they flock to. they come here and start CS after already having mastered C and an object-oriented language and get easy As but they've already put in the thousands of hours. sure they're elitist but there shouldn't be THAT many of them. at the university of arizona it's only maybe 10% indian, 8% asian, and 0-1% black or mexican and this an inexpensive school with tons of mexicans around. we ARE only 3% black but only like 2% of CS degrees go to blacks anywhere anyway. it's a life absorbing, brain melting degree. you go from school being something you do to it being the only thing you do and desperately try to find 4 hours a night to chill, still going back to your code even when you try to stop. you learn to code/work on algorithms 30+ hours a week due to necessity and you're easily ready for 12 hour days and taking the work home with you.
that's why MOST people can't do it. they don't have a concept of what you must become to succeed. being an indian or asian immigrant, at least they have little interest in our culture and aren't distracted by it or news, etc.
Lost at “demolitions”
Acid makes it damn near impossible to sleep, and it lasts for 8-12 hours. 0/10.
oh, and if you read this and think it's bullshit because you think you're in computer science and see lots of blacks and mexicans... you're not IN computer science YET. SURE there are plenty at the beginning, learning how a 0-based index works and trying to wrap their heads around recursion BUT... 70% will NOT make it to even be accepted into the MAJOR and by the time you do, classes are only 40 people and sometimes only offered once a year, not 300 people a semester. those 300 get cut down hard. most likely, if you're only second semester, you will NOT even get into the major, let alone graduate; all prayers to god aside.
MOM!!! The Muslim's with no sense of humor are at it again.
Sensible chuckle. Dubs checked.
Agent R saw that Agent V was taking Advil with his coffee again. His shakes were being scrupulously internalized, but the tremors in his hand caused telltale ripples in his coffee cup. Agent R gave him a familiar look,the What was it This Time one,and Agent V looked away and swallowed his pills with a hasty sip.
Midgets. Fucking. Dinosaurs.
Agent R was impressed,and slightly curious. "You mean CGI models or something from your target 's anime collection?" Agent V shook his head.
"Oh no. Something from the 90s. Real girl midgets in barbarian costumes. Guys in rubber suits. Hideously HUGE guys. Where does he find this stuff?" Agent V had a strong stomach before this gig,R knew. He could waltz through a ballroom filled with corpses they said. But he had no shields for...the Strange. "Who makes this sort of thing? Who the hell jerks off to it? Who in the ever living goddamn world wakes up one day and says to themselves,'I want to see a four foot woman in a leopard bikini receiving anal from a RAPTOR' and runs around to make a movie from it?"
Agent R looked past V at his abandoned computer terminal. A chubby dwarf was being spitroasted by a pair of pterodactyls. It was mesmerizing like a bad car crash. He forced himself to turn away,and said to V in a kindly tone,"Tell you what. We know where he is and his activities are being logged,so let's both knock off early and have a few shots at the bar?" V brightened st this. And the both of them hurried away from the sound of ineptly played heavy metal accompanying the screeches of bird monsters and the squelching of bodily fluids.
>parents had to be watching him for an hour to know he was using the spoon like a wii
>do nothing
>parents listen to him acting crazy downstairs
>"leave"
>it has been at least a month since all this happened
>only now is he realizing he needs some advice on how to handle the situation
>apparently family can't understand or accept "I'm sorry, I was on drugs and literally out of my mind" and instead look at this incident as OP's true nature
Nee
A wall doesn't stop illegal immigration. What it stops are seriel illegal immigrants.
You see, it goes like this: you can easily become an illegal alien by overstaying your visa assuming you're eligible for getting a visa(I'm sure there's rules such as "you can't be a criminal"). However, once your ass gets deported, you can't pull that shit again. You fuck up and rape a woman? Bam, you're getting deported and you can't fly back in. What a wall thus stops are the people who've already gotten deported(i.e. pieces of shit) or people who can't even hope to get a visa to overstay(i.e. other pieces of shit).
So when you hear about some murderous rapist illegal who got deported multiple times before getting caught raping and murdering some girl, the fact is that such a fucker could only get into this country because there wasn't a wall(yes, there's that tiny chance that he could've used some genius plan to get in but that's very unlikely). So yeah, a wall stops the trash and ensures that the only illegals in the country are the kinds that at least try to play by the rest of the rules.
As for the comparison to guns, you're making a false analogy. Guns can be built with basic machine tools and would be mass produced by criminals if guns were banned. Attempts to crack down on these illegal guns would be hampered by the fact that that would cause a major government intrusion into peoples' lives. No one wants an ATF faggot knocking on their door after they bought a lathe from Harbor Freight.
Walls do work and illegals who cross the border on land do so because they CAN'T overstay a visa and those fuckers don't stand a chance of crossing the border and raping women if there's a wall.
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go ahead and post a picture of the Chinese restaurant menu with "pu pu platter" on it
Not that one thank gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
>A wall doesn't stop all illegal immigration.
fixed
Shit thread with shit political unfunny as fuck memes
fucking save'd
Thank you, thank you very much...
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That fat kid
OP
This fucking moron
Proust
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A bowl of chopped apples
Elbow deep anal sex
Every erection i've ever had.
and.....ahhh....God.
The Mods tasteless humor.
The dude who keeps putting up Loli posts you sick fuck
Deborah from Accounting.
The Stupid AI that keeps asking questions.
This giant black dildo.
Harry Backsides
My parents - who, without them none of this would be possible.
Disposable anything
My giant cock - Hello lady's
and me for being so fucking good looking.
You just proved the absolute lameness of this string. Great job.....Fucker.
Aaaand there goes the thread...
He can draw but sucks at comedy.
>tfw people are out here buying illegal walls
(You)
holding up an open palm is probably a
"microaggression against domestic abuse survivors" or some shit like that
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I fucking love Paulie. We need more Paulie memes.
a wall is a tool for border security. we wouldn't send police around without firearms to respond to crimes and expect them to be effective.
all of the money we spend on our southern border is going to waste because we don't have the most basic tool for the job.
the guy smiling up at him?
how is that /thread? this is YLYL
DELET THIS
>immigrants work hard for less money
The only immigrants "outcompeting" bluecollar white laborers in America are Mexicans, usually illegal Mexicans, who bring third world lifestyles over to the US, illegally drive without insurance, illegally dodge taxes, live off beans, and cram their extended families into cheap rent houses. They're leeches.
Man yeah let's hear it for Deborah from accounting! Fuck yeah Deb, you earned it this quarter!
they were clearly asked show of fingers how many queer faggot trans liberal mentally ill people it take to ruin everything
Hopefully she bought her cat by now.
I can't believe this. I am literally unable to. Everyone is different, but having tripped many times in many different ways, there's just no universe where this could happen to me. So, I've deduced that you are either a). lying, or b). I am just unable to believe you.
Either way, it really doesn't matter. If that story were true though, you'd have one really fucked brain to be able to hallucinate that intensely from a little lsd.
I once celebrated christmas with family after staying up all night tripping (pro tip: you can't sleep while tripping) and I was fully aware of myself and no one even mentioned me acting weird. They are also nosy and perceptive.
hopefully minimum wage goes up so she can afford to scale back to 3 hours a week and finally have the free time to pursue her dreams.
Ah man I miss YTPs. Here’s one:
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sweet
Ok
Fucking lost
it'd be hilarious if this thing only had front brakes and they locked at high speed.
Trash tier ytp.
The cs188 reference was the only good thing there
The fuck to you towels have against April Fools Day?!! Nothing pleases you fucks.
White people being born?
lmao
actually fucking genius
>lolsorandom ECKS DEE
Is this a downie/retard?
Or just a lardass?
Look at those milkers
The Muslim's what?
still has her head
fake i dont see any burning cars
Colleges are controlled by liberals and so is the education in them, the english classes and some other classes in college consist heavily of left leaning arguments and indoctrination that isn't fair to any conservative student that does want to get a formal education, you can't just ignore something bad that's happening because it agrees with your silly point of view.
Fucking vandal.
Stupid circular logic.
But I'll rape a bitch.
I would, but she can't talk to me if she's even out of the house in the first place. Probably gonna get raped by the guy above her.
Peace, or we kill you.
>beautiful
Still corrupting men's thoughts, huh, bitch?
>it's being successfully circumvented before its implementation.
Wait, what? So something which has not been built is being defeated... before it's built? Fuck right off.
fuck ing lost
I would support a bill to provide free cats for women like this.
>women
Nice.
it was the tacos you had, dude.
Free cats outside Billy in his hut liquid
Filthy diamonds
Fuck off retard
This meme would make more sense if the chicken actually had parmesan on it in the first pic....
Illegals do work for unethically low wages and that threatens the American middle class.
Part of the problem of income inequality is illegal immigration.
You made me smile but I kept from laughing, I try my best to fight it and although this is funny af I kept my shit together. Nice try.
They're not that bad, user. Just smile
Lost so hard
Yo she's got a dopey face and she's an uptight bitch but them titties is fire dog I'd straight fuck her ass all night long bro no lie
Hmmmm...who think...was him...?
>underrated post
I believe you single handedly saved this thread. lost
A woman made this..... dont ask how I know I just do
I'm a liberal and I'm still gonna say samefag
Lol look at this retard that hasn't heard about tunnels or the actual logistics behind Manning a wall
Jesus christ
Lol a wall won't stop illegals that want to get in you fucking idiot, just like gun control wouldn't. When there is a will there is a way.
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that's not bodysahming, idiot. That is celebrating the beauty of the Republican body!
Fucking lost god damnit
Maybe these people that are having their jobs stolen should learn to code
That's what I did.
They don't like Johnny-Come-Latelys telling them how to run their own country, no.
>high quality grammar
The bitch means "high-quality grammar"; hyphens are important. I won't even bother pointing out the other errors.
I *like* cats, don't you dare subject innocent animals to creatures like her.
The only Americans that go abroad are decent ones or dumb cunts in the military. Get more than a week for annual leave, get a passport and get a fuckng life, travel widens your horizons and you lot need that badly.
That one is just plainly retarded
what movie is user referring to? (I reallo dont know, sorry)
This. We started at 350 and ended up with 20 finishing msc
nobody wants to liberate you, asshole. Just keep dwelling in your shitcountry.
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illegal work means illegal wages. i though liberals fought for minimum/living wage. If your advice is o continue allowing corporations to abuse illegal workers with poor wages and no benefis while keeping the average working class wage down then youre just a neoliberal indistinguishable from neocons in this policy
It would work.
Reality has always had a liberal bias. Just hear me out here, maybe these things like economic, political and sociology use statistical analysis and heavily researched models (many of which were written by conservatives of the day) to teach observable truths. If those truths go against your preconceived notion you aren't looking for an education, you're looking for a mirror to tell you that your right.
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I hate forced jokes like this, where they say something specifically set up for a joke. No teacher ever says this shit
So why do most illegal immigrants enter through official ports of entry? The vast majority of illegal immigrants are people who overstay their vias, shithead.
Rapist.
seething
that is not even remotely true
Sauce on that doujin?
lmao
Walls would not.
Eliminating incentive would.
cut off all welfare and health care to illegals.
Also, crippling fines for employers for each illegal they hire.
And make it illegal to send our currency out of the country.
Republicans are almost as stupid as democrats in that they don't seem to grasp this.
we don't need a wall.
> someone never saw a non-American woman ever
I am sorry, son.
daaaaamn.
he'd look 200% more handsome
haha we love you Hitler
how old are you? 90? socks and sandals dad?
this is accurate
Once again proving that the left can't meme.
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how have i not seen these before? many subtle red pills.
tiresome, but good to see the aren't making any big strides.
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
meds
nub
like this
or ask your mom
this post demonstrates the retarded mindset of an alarming amount of people
The left can't meme
...
top kek lefty logic is dumb as fuck ain't it?
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>tfw I lose to a samefagging retard
lost
I really don't get this cuck-stuff. If I want the woman, I kick the loser husband out. Why keep him?
And if she is cheating on me and openly admits.. why the fuck keep her?
>bonus points if you're wearing a crotchless fursuit and your parachute says Ron Paul 2008
read what I said. Walls don't stop people from overstaying visas but, after those people get deported, the wall keeps them from coming back in.
>So why do most illegal immigrants enter through official ports of entry?
Its at most 50:50. They CAN do that once but, when they overstay and become illegal immigrants, then they never get to do that again.
Say you're a Mexican and you overstay your visa. You get caught and deported, you have to cross the border over the land if you want to re-immigrate to the United States illegally. You're not getting a visa again. A wall would basically stop you. Yeah, you could, in theory, tunnel in but, if you're an old man/lady, weak, or poor, you won't be able to do that.
goddammit why did it have to be this one
who teaches tricks to a rat
That's literally from 12 years ago, you're aware of that? There isn't a single person alive who is able to use the internet and doesn't know this already
horrific
tfw 155