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You’re not Californian. No one but eurofags say “graduate uni”

Do your parents know?

Jokes on you, for the 4 months that the entire state isn't on fire, we're constantly having floods so it balances out.

mmmmmm no.

k, have a good night.

What's it like in California?

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250k a year and living in silicon valley where it's far too suburban for fires to happen is nice. The smoke sucks, but our air quality is fucking amazing 99% of the time thanks to the libs and their green laws.

BTW us techbois are much more conservative than you'd think. Er, well very capitalist and freemarket thinking.

The far left can't afford to live here. The lib shit you do see is marketing trying to get us more money.

My companies campus just got a pool put in, gonna go swimming after this git updates.

Will Gavin Newsome clean up filthy California? Former Bay Area here. I bailed.

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Ok, you too user.

whats it like living in that liberal paradise

This, we say college and hella dope faggot

>far too suburban for fires
Fuck the Oakland fire right?

True, idk i guess i've been reading too many eurofag greentexts. Also you forgot "dude"

Didn't that happen like 30 years ago? Montclair right?

But you live in a crackerbox or else a shitty apartment. I used to live near Lick Mill. Fuck Silicoin Valley. Only good part is legal weed.

I live in a 3 bedroom town house right now, It's mine so that's nice. Also, it has a 2 car garage and 1gb up and down interwebz that's all I need.

Well that and the 75" tv with freesync.

Gym and food are free at work.

Better than freezing our asses off...we average a comfy 72 degrees most of the winter...sucks to be you

SFbayarea here Summer 3/4 of the year.
Traffic 7 hours out of the day. Drivers are getting worse. An absolute shit ton of Chinese and Indian immigrants living in prison cell apartments everywhere. Anyone who says the beaches are awesome are lying because the water is like 36degrees here. And you can't so anything fun at all with your vehicles

Btw I'll probably move if the state loses its 5th largest economy status. Not really tied to here, even if the weather is amazing, I'll move with the money.

Great place to own property tho. Even a townhouse I bought at 400k and is now worth 900 min

Also, everything we need is at our fingertips, we dont need to plan a day trip to the next county to buy anything we need or go to the movies

Happened in 91. There literally isn’t a spot in California that couldn’t burn to the ground given the right conditions so fuck that guy

Only very small parts of California average that so go fuck your self

Dude any fucking house can burn to the ground, just piss me off.

Bullshit, I am a Californian car nut, sure I cant slap a carburetor on a new Camaro but there is plenty that can be done legally and responsibly...

Worst state to own property you mean

Live in santa clara, there is a lot of immigrants but holy fuck you make it sound so bad.

All the whites moved inland like livermore etc. Funny how it it costs less to live there than here tho.

Dude said he made half a mil from buying a townhouse lol... Couldn't do that in taxass

why are all the Californians leaving to Texas? Why cant y'all just stay in y'alls own smelly state? WE DON'T NED Y'ALL OVER HERE

Livermore is a shit hole that’s why

Nothing is fireproof, everything can burn, the amount of actual damage from fires as substantial as they can be is minimal considering the overall size of the populated areas, most people in California is can live their whole lives here without ever experiencing a fire personally...the fact that you believe otherwise just shows your ignorance

lot of beaners

That dude is obviously lying. You can’t buy a cardboard box for 400k in the city.

More like the fact we can't put in a crate engine in anything newer than 75. I have OHVs but it sucks I can't literally go to an off-road park that's down the street, I have to tow it up there. And the only reason I converted it over to OHV is because roll cages are illegal here.

Best state to own property, that's why it's so fucking expensive

You beat me to it.

Why can't you write "you all" instead of writing in retard english?

Hit up Milpitas or just go to the outlet malls in Livermore and say the there isn't alot of immigrants. They literally take buses from San Ramon and Danville

Never did I say you had to worry about it. The guy said he lives in a area that is far too suburban for fire. I was telling him to fuck off because fire doesn’t care where you live

? It's not that bad lol, you sound so bitchy dude. I don't think you've been to anywhere else except cali huh? A loooooot of worse places. There is a reason its so expensive here.

Can't take shit for granted like a little faggot.

You could in 2011 when I did.

Dude, I've lived here for 33 years. It's always been diverse as fuck. Are you a fucking immigrant?

I thought svalley was the most diverse and most successful areas on the planet... is this some kind of news?

Do you go to chapman

Why the fuck do you guys keep moving to Texas? We dont want your asses here.

Plenty of street legal crate engines post 1975, I'm not saying it isn't a pain in the ass, but it's also not a horrific burden...besides, these days you can buy bone stock 400-700 horsepower street legal efficient vehicles, Its the best time for car enthusiasts...and most 75 to 90 cars suck anyway

>be me
From California

>be OP
NOT from California

Bruh, you're getting our trash lol. Texass is fucked, I had to go there on business, never again. How the fuck do you live there?

Texas sucks ass too

Agreed

You’re not from California

It is, dude probably lost his job to a h1b because he sucks.

How exactly do you know they are immigrants and not first or even second generation Americans?

If Texas had a state color it’d be shit brown

You’re not from California

Ama then faggot, lived here for my whole life.

Am too. Ask me something only somebody from cali would know

Why do you think he fucking hates it?

Unless you are in Austin, the rest of Texas is a giant brown parking lot

Anything north of dallas is basically oklahoma. Anything south of houston is mexico. Its all about living in that sweet spot. We dont want your trash, send em to florida lol.

What part did you go to?

I went to Houston, jesus. I'd go to LA over that, and I hate LA. The bay has a serenity to it. Love the weather here almost as much as maui.. again there is a reason the richest people on the planet live here, and all the venture capitali companies, tech companies, etc live here

Austin is the california of texas.

What part, brother? Los Angeles here.

Why are californians afraid of everything causing cancer?

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At least in the bay area, for the past like month we've been having flood warnings. I live literally right next to river aswell so my house could flood basically any day.

San Jose

When are you faggots seceding?

There not any more than anywhere else. The cancer rates in general are raising its nature telling us we're living too long

It would destroy our economy if they did. They pull in almost 2.5T a year in revenue. It would totally fuck us if the left then union.

Alone they're like the 5th or 6th largest economy on the planet and far in 1st in the states.

China makes a lot of our tech, but all the dev comes from ca.

Okay, fair enough. What do we gotta do to get us to the point where they can secede without any negative consequences? They gotta go at some point or another. This is a Christian country, no room for sodomites.

Okay so other Californians wtf is going on with our government though in santa Clara county they have approved a program to build tiny homes for the homeless on unoccupied lots under overpasses. They trash literally everything that's given to them so why are we continuing to help these burdens on society

>This is a Christian country
The Founding Fathers could power the world with the amount of rolling their doing in their graves

Lets just kill them, right?

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1) Do you smoke weed
2) are you female? (If so, tits/timestamp, or GTFO)
3) You smoke weed
4) IF we meet up, what do you want first, anal, or smoke?

I don't us condoms for anal, I don't pull out, I don't like lube.

Fuck I wish we could, you faggots are seriously slowing us down. Religious cucks and their inability to adapt to change or advancement is disgusting.

You also act nothing like Jesus. Hypocrites go to hell don't they?

this

It's a solution..
3 strikes and they're out

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>You also act nothing like Jesus.
Most don't, because most aren't real Christians, they're CINO's
>Hypocrites go to hell don't they?
Yes, they definitely do according to scripture. A lot of CINO's will definitely burn

Everyone goes to hell unless they praise Jesus.

What about the 95% of the right-wing who pretend to be Christian? Where do they go?

You're not a real Christian if you believe this.

>you dont want to let us fuck each other in the wrong holes
>whats wrong with you why do you hate progress

hell

Right-wingers go to heaven.
Stay mad.

Nah, states been lefty since at least the 70s. Same direction

Are you a native to born Californian?

>If no, please leave.

>If yes, we're full. Please leave.

What's the best wave in California?

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How does it feel to have ppl bait Yea Forums by pretending to be Californians?

San Diego

>You can't manipulate DNA to better humanity it's God design.
>The earth will heal itself, humans can't destroy Gods creation.
>The earth is 6 thousands years old, and the end times are coming anyway, so lets just fuck it up.
I'm not talking about the faggots (other than you guys), I'm talking about science and tech. You faggots slow us down.

Wish the rapture would happen, and all of you could go to heaven, then we can start conquering the stars.

>Right-wingers go to heaven.
Fake Christians who are CINO's do not go to heaven.

>Stay mad.
You too, God cares only for those pure of heart, not people like you.

>Wish the rapture would happen, and all of you could go to heaven, then we can start conquering the stars.
oh my fuck lol

Yeah sure buddy

That's a city idiot

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How come SiVal is the richest part of the country, but it's still shitty and boring af?

Wish I knew, literally going to malls and movies is the usual thing to do.
What my preference is to take ATVs and wheelers up to the hills and then get drunk in Livermore

The rich people who enjoy these things just bring rzrs and wreck them up there

Used to work at oceano dunes. Have to thank you hick trash; without y'all I wouldn't have a job

california is a terrible state.
>inb4 don't live there
I did live there. so fucking glad got out of that shithole, and going back to visit family just makes me realize how much of a shithole it is and how it gets worse each time I visit.

I wish people who left didn't vote for the same policies in other states that made them left

Lolbye

naw,
.t valley dweller.