What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

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>Been squirted on by a woman outside her boyfriends flat by a main road at 6am whilst drunk when cars are going by and beeping at us.
>Fucked a hot as fuck blonde 15 year old at the place I worked in the office... closed the whole shop to do so.
>Regularly fuck my gay friend whilst drunk and coked up.

A few things.
There's a lot more.

Invited a bunchs of TA's over 7 women and varying hotness and two other guys. Had a gangbang while suffering norovirus. One guy bounced cause I fucked the chick he wanted to fuck and blew in her, two "straight" girls hooked up out of fucking nowhere, roommate banged my girlfriend and another girl and I banged two more, locked my door and left the fatty on the couch who pissed on it and left after screaming that we were all assholes.

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Nice watermark faggot

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fucked a donald in the ass in disneyland

pedo

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If this is true, you have a very sad and hollow life. Whether you realise it or not.

should I call the police?

Rubbed my cock on my mom's lips when she was sleeping.

Consensual cousin incest both male and female (1st when I was like 10 bj with 12yo m, then at 17 all but full sex with 28yo f).

I had sex with a chick in full view of her grandma who was asleep on the couch and she didn't tell me she was on her period. Went to pee after and freaked out cuz I thought my dick was dying.

I had sex in front of a girls 9yo brother (we were under the sheets but he was in there talking while I was pumping, lights on, he probably knew).

Girls stuck their finger up my butt.

I've fucked girls in the ass.

Other than that I'm pretty vanilla.

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i paid these two girls on my on tinder to come over and sit on my face and pee on me but before they came over one of them said she wanted to fuck me in the ass for more $ and i said sure why not... then she came over and brought this big ass dildo and when they were fucking me my bowels released and i shit all over them and the dildo and they flipped out and took all my money and ran out of my apartment. i came shortly after.

Not really kinky, but I had a threesome with two sisters one time. It was hot as fuck

You sick fuck

I masturbated without praying first the other day

When I was young me and my gf used to fuck like rabbits, I mean we basically puberty-iesed in each other's bodies. We fucked every single day or second day till I either chaffed or she had her period (we fucked even during those)
I digress, anyways we got into kinky shit like hentai and bdsm and all kinds of idiotic shit and basically one day we were at a friend's house and his little sister (about 5 years younger than my gf at the time who was 15) heard us fucking. We were going at it dementedly hard in my friends backyard near the shed and she basically was peeking and watching us, my gf leaned upward and whispered "Tammy is watching :p, fuck me as hard as you can"
This is a sentence I'll remember forever because I held her waist and fucked her like a Minotaur shattering a teddy bear. I pounded her with all my might and she moaned and screamed *purposefully louder for Tammy's amusement* who basically just stood there with her lips parted watching us through the window
I pulled my dick out and came all over my gf's back, butt and lower thighs, we cleaned up and went back into friend's house and Tammy was basically watching tv with a face blushed heavily and shifty eyes.

My gf sat right next to her and gave her an armhug all "watchawatchen?"and little Tammy just fucking burst out of the room man lol and straight to her bedroom.

The kinky part is something I can never talk about, but here's the thing, me and my gf at the time did exactly what you anons imagined we would do. We made it oh so much worse.

I have this one girl potty trained. What I mean by that is a fuck the shit out of her holes (literally some shit has come out a little) and then when she says "I have to pee" I watch her do it on the toilet or in a tub. And I play with her pussy while she is peeing and film her etc and she sucks my dick while she is in the seated position.

i fukken hate tats...love the daddy baby girl like

wanna know latex lucys real name?

I've had several bad dragon dildos forced into my holes by my older sister and her friend.

I got to return the favor a few times, but mine were on the menu most of the time.

living the dream

Good post

It would have been if they used lube more often in the beginning.

Also, a not so fun fact: turns out that your period can be late even with mail order farm spunk through the dildo.

I got fingered by the dj at the strip club I work and and then left to get fucked in the bathroom of an after hours bar

ur a girl? then its not hot
eww u thot

This was well over a decade ago and I was a lot closer to her age than I am now.

stubbed my toe against the door

>Rubbed my cock on my mom's lips when she was sleeping
>Other than that I'm pretty vanilla

kek

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you disgust me

don't leave us hanging you fucking degenerate

>KB
you better not have fucked little tammy man

cont wtf...

Bump

I held hands with a girl once

yes

Does pedophilia count or is that considered normal around here not a kink?

fish pie and missionary sex

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I've been to a gang bang before and prior to that had a mfm three way.

Deets

I want a girl that pees herself when I come home like an overstimulated dog.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I tend to play with my "little girl" out in nature a lot even when people are around but unlikely to see. Had her pee in my mouth while I ate her out by a river in the desert. When I'm alone I tie my balls up tight and take a 2 liter enema of warm water but on panties and cum to the thought of being a sissy.

Nigger what ??

probably getting spitroasted by 2 dudes while I was dressed panties, stockings etc...

With the three way it was with my gf at the time and a friend.

We spit roasted her and she sucked both of us at the same time. I came on her face and he came on her tits.

Na na nana, nananana na na

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I was 16 and fucked a teacher while she was hog tied....about 8 years later. I found a lady on a dating website who I thought I knew turns out she was school yard bullies mom from high school. I befriended he and dated her for 3 months just so I could fuck her satisfy my foot fetish and BDSM kinks and send the dude the pictures.

Story now

I’m writing this after my colleagues showed me some of my pics are posted on here and that I’m part of a story line , I’m doing this as I was caught after having sex at work , I’m told I have to say I’m their boss , I’m a tough manager - they say bitch , I’m just firm , so I’m told to say they got pics off my laptop of me at home and out in not much clothing , ok home porn . I had sex with my boss , in the board room after work , not knowing I was followed . After he left , these colleagues came in and I was not really dressed , I don’t want this to become knowledge at work so I agreed to help these gents with a few favours. They have my panties and on the day I was caught all 3 of them lifted my skirt , so I was exposed, I’m told to say I had one leg on a chair , and my pussy was easy to see , being surrounded, I negotiated to be allowed to leave after a few favours. This is one of them. It was embarrassing and humiliating, I’m told to say I had cum dripping , and they helped me to clean up, that involved them all wiping me , and feeling between my legs . I’m told to say I enjoyed it , I was scared tho, but it was not unpleasant, I have a few more favours then we will discuss no more

I have creampied so many MILFs
I am currently trying to get a threesome going with 2 white milfs

sucking a dogs dick

Your mother.

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Part of the deal is we would not show her face here , we all enjoyed seeing how embarrassing it was for her , she was amazingly professional and kept her cool , but did weaken when the cum dropped out , bending her over to wipe was the best part , getting to clean her pussy and of course finger and rub her clit was so powerful, we are sure she came on our hands , she will not say . But all the signs were there . She does have a sweet pussy ,

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fucking the babysitter on my boss bed.

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Came in my wife and watched her collect it in a shot glass. Then she drank it into her mouth, spit it out and then rubbed it all over her pussy. Put her thong on, pulled her dress down and went off to class.

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Met a girl on tinder
Invites me over to drink and smoke
Get beer and go over
Didn't know she had a sister who was even hotter than her
We're hanging out, getting fucked up on their porch
Both wearing very short shorts with their legs wide open, can see both of their pussies
Are they doing this on purpose?
A while goes by, Alex (tinder girl) wants to go to her room and fuck
Sexy petite little thing
Fucking
Sister (Erin) comes in
Starts taking pictures and videos
Gets naked
"Tell your sister to lay down beside us"
She lays on the bed, start fingering her
Get off of Alex and start eating Erin out
Alex starts taking pictures
Like, close ups of dick going in pussy
Switching between the two
Never told them to do anything directly, would say tell your sister to.....
They're making out, sucking each other's tits, couldn't get them to finger or eat each other out, but fuck it. This is usually reserved millionaires or rockstars
Fucking Alex, Erin taking close up pictures
Make Alex squirt on Erin
"You just made me cum on my sister"
Holy fuck that's the hottest thing I've ever heard
Get them on their knees and cum in their mouths

daddy kink

She needs some breeding play. She looks a little bit old to be knocked up, but maybe a bad dragon dildo might open her up

Not a proper green text because I'm on my phone

Not a proper greentext because I'm on my phone

fucking greentext

now

I met up a with a guu feom craigslist, handed him my phone and watched him cum to my girls pics.

I had a huge erection and so much adrenaline

I also cannot type. Lol

KINKS ALL HERE BBY

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Haha , these pics we got off her laptop before we confronted her , just lucky we caught her , seeing for real was so horny , seeing someone who often treated you like shit and could because of her job , best comedown ever .
Seeing her leaning over the board table one leg up on a chair , so exposed , but just letting us finger her , was great , seeing her respond Poss against her will , getting wet , red and heavy breath . So empowering.

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Maybe a favor should be to have her take at least of these up that loose cunt

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>"oh gee wizz i cant tell you guys about that thing we did after, oh golly that would be so embarrassing oh gosh oh gee"
>uses an anonymous website

get fucked user

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It was surprisingly tight , my wife’s not as , it had just been fucked too , full of cum , in her laptop pics. , a few we enjoyed showing her , had toys , hope you like .

In hindsight and with better prep we could have done so much more

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where can I get these?

Primal hardware

They have several models now as well. Also works for jello shots for Alien themed parties

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Great clit shot

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What's a TA?