Why do these little fucks take half a century to load...

why do these little fucks take half a century to load? you know those ones where you click the image and it dissolves into another image? and you have to control your rage or suffer an aneurysm? why the fuck not make it load faster?

why does it make you go through fucking 7 sometimes instead of the 1 or 2?

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stop using Yea Forums then impatient normalfag

>stop criticizing my cancer
you probably like mods too

More importantly why does it not top the spammers it was supposed to stop?

Because you touch yourself at night.

then go in your settings and change it to the "type in the words" one
Google is data farming your answers anyway

>data farming fire hydrants

He could just spend a few bucks instead of being a cheap scumbucket and buy a pass. It's pretty fucking instant that way by avoiding all google crap.

>pay for a free website
Xd

The weirdest spammer is the elon musk one

he's a mystery

The pics get choosen from Google images so you can imagesearch them and let Google themselve tell you what they are
Automate this and profit
Because the real reason they are there is to sell Yea Forums pass
>buy pass loundeye scum 哈哈哈

Because it has no purpose as an antispam, it's a placebo meant to train Google's AI. And also for gookmoot to sell his shitty passes.

my friend bought a Yea Forums pass then got permanently banned a month later for something he didn't do

all of his appeals were denied and his emails went unanswered

so, no matter how much you hate captcha, don't buy a Yea Forums pass because gookmoot will just randomly ban you and can keep your money

No he isn't
>go get this expensive watch knockoff for free against a small processing fee of just 79,95$
Its basically 21 century infomercials

i haven't been here in a year and a half but did that andy biersack guy stop with the log thing?
not that weird i guess, just annoying

Sure it's free but then you have to go through captchas and google and that a waste of my time. For the $20 for a pass which costs less than a slice of pizza once a month I don't have to deal with google and I don't have to waste my time with faggot level capchas. You have be a real poor sack of shit if you can't afford $20 over the period of one year.

Do a CBA on it, what costs you more, to deal with capchas a lot of times which are multiples because the tech sucks dick or just pay $20 for a year?

see here

At least you can use cash to get it now instead of that gay bitcoin

This site has a lot of people and posts on it, most people don't quite understand that bandwith and servers cost money.

Never happened to me. In fact I never been banned even for mistakes unlike the random ban you experience without it.

>ads

Yea Forums has been using the same board (coding? Idk i'm not a knowledgeable tech fag but i can see when something is obsolete and unchanged) system since desu nows when.

Legacy captcha is dead user

You're full of shit, I've never randomly been banned and have had passes for about 4 or 5 years now. I might get a temp ban for something silly but that's no big deal and doesn't happen often.

>buying the pass
>being this new
>being such a massive faggot
That's why Yea Forums has ads that get blocked by my adblock

I use junkbuster so control my own adblocking instead of letting someone else do it.

Techinically if you have a pass then you shouldn't see ads in the first place.

I use Clover for Yea Forums so I don't even have to block them on the phone, I just block everything tho, no need to control what not to block

i don't even use Yea Forums, i just code my replies and uploads on notepad in html then hack into the internet mainframe to post

good for you, but i'm not full of shit, it's a true story

gookmoot is a thief

I don't trust some other company to block or control what I see on my own property, but then I'm using a real computer, not a phone.

Opinions vary.

What happens if you get a 3day ban for writing dumb shit or some crap. No spam or illegal shit. Just some dumb posts.

Thinkin of buying a pass but not sure if worth

Pass is for faggots

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They take forever because Google is tracking like everything it can about you.

mentalfloss.com/article/575112/why-are-bots-unable-check-i-am-not-robot-checkboxes

When you're using some other company to control ads positively or negatively, then each request still goes though them and time and time again those companies have been shown to be paid off to allow certain ads to go through. I'd much rather control that myself and once a proper block list is made over time it's highly efficient and effective and doesn't go through anyone but myself.

I don't fucking know I use x-2 to skip that shit

Suck it up and deal with it for 3 days.

I mean.. the pass will not be gone/expired/deleted after it?
Sick of captchas but i get 3day bans maybe 2-3 times per year or something.

>buying a pass

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This.

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No, the pass will still work even after a ban, it just gets restored. I supposed if some crazy ass thing like posting CP or something the pass could get recinded but that's never happened to me.

... the pass gets restored after the ban term has expired.

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Okay thanks, sounds good.

another thing, i rarely report but when i try, i sometimes get
>Reporting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse.
sometimes i dont get that. Guess some fag in my area spams reports.

If i get a 3day ban, can i report after the 3days?

the pass might be gone (depends on the mod) and you don't get a refund

that's why more people don't buy them. 20 bucks is no big deal, but most people don't like getting blatantly ripped off

>itt faggots that give some goook money and reasonable humans who don't

I think so yeah, but be careful reporting stuff. Then it brings the focus on you as well, people who report shit aren't looked upon too well, this is /b afterall.

>reasonable
>types in google captchas like a monkey

>being poor
its okay pablo

>feeding google
not ok

>Sorry, something went wrong. Please try reloading the page
>AFTER going that shit captcha
fuck you doublenigger

Google thinks you are a robot. The longer the pictures take to load the more it doesnt think you are human. This is usually caused from solving a bunch of captcha's at a time (like when using 4chins)

I went to buy a pass but you can only pay with crypto and I dont know how to buy it or want to buy crypto fml

the subhumans are mad xD

>Then it brings the focus on you as well, people who report shit aren't looked upon too well, this is /b afterall.
Yeah i guess. When i report its usually on another board, when some retards spams shit or breaks a rule. That's what its for afterall, right?
No fucks giving about shit on Yea Forums

Not true at all, it used to be that way for a short amount for time but they take credit cards now, just look at the top of the screen.
4channel.org/pass

Leave that to the mods, nobody appointed any normal user as mr policeman.

wtf is that site? Yea Forums is this and you cant pay with credit card only cyrpto Yea Forums.org/pass

Use the paypal option, within that you can use a credit card or debit card.

... it doesn't require you to setup a paypal account, paypal is just a middleman in the transaction.

word

>Gookmoot detected

Word. +1

> poor lazy nigger detected

umad fag?

But they are lazy fags.

No, I can afford a pass.
Apparently you can't and go around in a black pleather jacket with an A in a circle on the sleeve and chip on your shoulder.