Ylyl
Other ones shit
Ylyl
Andrew Bennett
John Cox
Zachary Martinez
Jayden Barnes
Jonathan Sanchez
Bentley Ortiz
Alexander Scott
Caleb Foster
Kayden Martin
Hate to break it to ya hotshot, but they're all shite.
Xavier Howard
Jack Perry
Shush and spam actual attempts at being funny before the spam boots ruin the thread.
Anthony Lewis
let me show you some Top class humor
Jaxon Thomas
Christian Wilson
Nathaniel Richardson
Tyler Wood
Nathan Gomez
Chase Cox
Juan Powell
Cooper Gomez
Camden Allen
Ryder Flores
Angel Myers
Evan Evans
Lucas Long
Matthew Russell
Noah Nelson
William Johnson
Juan Hill
Oliver Wilson
Jose Williams
Isaiah Bell
Colton Rodriguez
Levi Walker
Mason Clark
Ryder Allen
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Kevin Long
Warthog is good thog :DDDDD
Jaxon Lopez
Luke Torres
Aaron Allen
whos the one jacking off to the A-10
it gets old very fast
r u ok
Adam Bailey
Angel Martin
Whoo!...think was him!?
Jordan Jenkins
Jack Gomez
Christian Lopez
Lucas Jones
Nicholas Jackson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
Gavin Cooper
Lincoln Young
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/[1] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to three years prior (shown below).
Connor Hall
Juan Ortiz
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Nathan Bennett
Connor Turner
>snopes.com
chek before youre shrekt
Justin Moore
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Colton Cox
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you!
Adrian Morales
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn'd, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon's Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn'd, faggot.
Blake Butler
rip this ylyl
Jaxson White
Better than the islam propaganda posters.
Lucas Jenkins
Lurking for loli
Jeremiah Flores
Fuck. Lost.
Luke Brooks
son, there ain'ta singlefuckingperson with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirmthis factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is goingto get you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was not your vape now listen here my chum, my pa was a man who kept it . thatissixfuckinghundreds and he never once vaped. The man smokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself
Camden Butler
Ethan Fisher
Angel Roberts
Fuck off with these black text white background top caption "memes". They are worse than top text bottom text impact font shit. Go post this trash on facebook or twitter or something. This fuckery isn't even worthy of reddit
Liam Morris
>giving shit about shitposts
shit youself.
Hunter Reyes
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ethan Bell
Austin Hall
Asher Lewis
Bullshit thread
Worst ylyl ever
Isaiah Jackson
faggot
Dominic Torres
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Robert Rogers
Genuine chuckle
Josiah Harris
Ray performed an oral sex act on a dog and got paid £50.
Robert Carter
Nathan Davis
god cuckservatives are desperate
Jacob Rivera
the only people who still bring up hilary are trumpanzees
nobody else cares
Hudson Moore
Some nights he can make up to £100 fucking his neighbours dog and eating his cum out of it's anus with a spoon.
Bentley Evans
Only faggots use retarded terms like that.
Daniel Morgan
Julian Morris
trumptard gets old after a while, and moron, retard, dumbass, idiot are all too common place
gotta spice it up once in a while
Nicholas Williams
Leo Diaz
Jonathan Torres
Xavier Edwards
Dylan Rivera
Its guerilla not gorilla you troglodyte
Adrian Cook
>yiffcred
kek
Xavier Collins
checked
Matthew Young
Well this was a lame thread
Jacob Jones
Oof
Gotta love dads
Luis Ortiz
Oof
You sure showed me
Chase Nguyen
I think this actually makes sense
Jaxson Perez
Angel Miller
also checked
Jaxon Brown
The quads 0000 was me
Aiden Green
Quads wasted on a complete noob.
Julian Collins
lol, but you know it's complete bullshit right?
Jose Gomez
Im not a noob
Colton Cook
Lincoln Phillips
Mason Ramirez
Jaxon Thompson
I don't get it..
Hudson Parker
Owen Hernandez
If you're correcting the Navy Seal pasta, then you're a fuckin' noob.
Christopher James
>being this new
Carson Rogers
Luis Cox
>top text bottom text
it's called an imagemacro
Daniel Barnes
William Perry
faggot
Ian Myers
What the fuck....
Jack Sanchez
the monkey knew what he was doing, he flexed his fingers for strength
Grayson Myers
t.n00b
Evan Lee
Lame
Easton Hill
Brayden Powell
Who?
Christian Sullivan
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Colton Rivera
This thread is niggers
Sebastian Johnson
cool story bro
Logan Price
Is this oc copypasta in the making??
Gavin Ward
go back to instagram
Carson Scott
OhShit.png
Liam Richardson
>in the making
>implying
Zachary Bennett
What does oc mean?
Jordan Fisher
Organic Cucumber
Caleb Clark
Ray cums inside dogs for a living.
Matthew Lopez
yum
Logan Bailey
Oliver Gonzalez
Lincoln Adams
Colton Smith
what is this a picture of
Benjamin Parker
Ooh fuck those wall patterns are what dmt is made of~
Julian Bennett
Asher Hernandez
Justin Perry
Andrew Flores
My brain cant process what im looking at here.
Kowalski..
Ian Cook
It feels like you're dying when you see them
Levi Campbell
Lincoln Bennett
lost
Ryder Morales
wtf
Evan Hernandez
Im not a noob i was being funny
No U
No im not
Sebastian Morris
>Girl
Eli Peterson
What a fuckin waste of perfectly good quads. Faggot
Jack Morris
The perfect boy/girl/whatever friend
Liam Roberts
Organizational Context
Hunter Collins
It was my quads and my joke was funny
Your just jelly
Oliver Flores
Juan Martinez
trips of truf
Kayden Reed
Matthew Jones
Blake Thompson
Kevin Thomas
Christopher Turner
Lucas Ward
Lol.
Logan Hill
Hudson Allen
Cameron Myers
Owen Lopez
Samuel Thomas
Jose Murphy
Gabriel Perez
Samuel Martin
everything on Yea Forums is bullshit
Benjamin Butler
im confounded that i cant figure out at all what this is
Caleb Jones
did he die?
Jaxson Reyes
Grayson Brooks
Hopefully.
Chase Wright
Quads have spoken. Make it so.
Aaron Perez
I can't identify a single thing in that picture. sunglasses? fake fingernails? a hairstyle that has been surgically removed from someone's head? what is ANY of that?
Ryan Diaz
I made this back in like 2006
Jack Harris
You should have tried making one of these, user.
Asher Adams
i don't think this is real, 100 other niggers didn't rush in and beat the white guy
Justin Diaz
hope so.
Aaron Bennett
Now that shit is funny
Michael Russell
no way your dad knew all along.no way,friend
Adrian Sullivan
Camden Bennett
y?
Austin Baker
Ave Santani
Charles Myers
Lucas White
although that's not the clintons, why are so many murcins doing blackface? are you all racist or something?
Parker Smith
>implying it wouldn't stop after every islamophobe was decapitated.
Carter Flores
Are... you saying what I think your saying???
Kevin Perry
For a second I thought I was having an acid flashback.
Jeremiah Walker
Ethan Howard
no. proof?
Ryan Collins
this picture is like when you're dreaming, but your brain doesn't know what to imagine, so it just makes a bunch of random shapes that sort of look like stuff, but you're completely incapable of identifying any of it.
Brody Martinez
Ave carlos santana
Christian Collins
Ave santa clause
Adrian Williams
The dumb cunt in back there is literally already thinking about her reddit post about that guy oppressing her later
Kayden Martin
Smiled
Christopher Garcia
I disagree and fuck you faggot
Ryder Robinson
Robert Nelson
Nice quads
Thomas Jackson
Every other race in america is racist towards blacks because we have to live near these lazy niggers.
Bentley Stewart
Thank you
Jeremiah Torres
Leo Nguyen
you really don't know what "institute sharia" means, do you?
Jordan Walker
Joe Rogan?
Anthony Howard
thanks for the cancer
Kevin Bell
Connor Ward
Nah the retard who recorded that vertically is still alive
Thomas Perry
Shut up nigger
Ryder Adams
...
Chase Smith
Daniel Murphy
Kek