Okey Yea Forums so here is the deal...

Okey Yea Forums so here is the deal, you must choose between sucking a cock and let the guy blow his load in your mouth or let him fuck you in the ass and let him cum that way.

(no homo)

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>(no homo)

user, we need to talk

One, then the other

>no homo

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OP is a faggot

I'd rather he blow my brains out [spoiler]with a gun![/spoiler]

I would choose sucking a cock so long as I was the one in control. None of that facefucking bullshit. I dont mind the taste of cum at all.

c: kill the faggot with my bare hands and keep my non faggot card intact

You're at gunpoint you nigger

Okey OP so here is the deal, you must choose between licking a pussy and let the guy squirt her load in your mouth or let her fuck you in the missionary position and let her cum that way.
(no hetero)

Is the guy attractive?

6-8/10

Nah. Would gladly accept the bullet. My life is eternal pain anyway so would be doing ne and the world a favor.

Maybe his tasty cum would make you feel comfy?

Can I get all three?

I suck him where is the deal

You're from the cold north, right?

Ya. But it doesn't matter much, so im confused

fuck my ass so I can jack off while he doing it and bust a fat nut. no homo

I can fucking smell you

Cool story bro? Smell like strawberrys atm

I'm ok either way. You said no homo, so it's not gay either way.

Where the fuck do you find the time and energy to think like this

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I always knew sewing my mouth shut 6 years ago would come in handy someday!

Damn. The fucking ASSHOLES sure are out en-force today.

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better to die fighting than to live with a dick in your mouth

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We all know who chose to chuck.

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Why can we have both?

As disgusting as it is, I suppose the latter. Sucking dick is the most degrading thing anyone can do, let alone a man. I would make the anal as unpleasant as possible for him by not wiping my ass ahead of time.

And that will probably make it difficult for him to cum with the result of you being fucked more than actually needed.

You'd plan that didn't you?

Can they ass fuck us, cum in our ass then suck there dirty dick?

Age and size of said guy?

Another cold northyy boy. How's your mum?

Qeyo fuckn you in the ass and a 40yo large black man pounding your face.

13..lol

I just wouldn't want to be masturbatory material for him when he thinks about it later on.

it must be a cultural thing that i percibe as humilllation.. idk.. but i literally cant understand why a girl would want to put her mouth on my dick.. of course i silently accept it and go on, but still cant understand it

why not both

Jinx

Well enjoy gay sex for an eternal yo fagit

Eternally... yay!

anal. i find putting it in my mouth disgusting, and i see anal as an experience one need to feel at least once in life,this sounds like a good excuse

Fuck me silly, daddy

Take the gun pistol whip the faggot until he was unconscious and bleeding profusely. Use his blood as lube (violence is one of the only things that I can pop a chub to anymore) rub one out on his face and clean of my dick in his hair.

I agree. It's more intimate to have it in your mouth rather than your ass.
Sucking dick means you want someone of the same gender to feel pleasure.
Slip it into the ass for a few strokes could be seen as a friendly thing imo.

If he had a tiny fucking dick, were a condom, and was prepared to jizz quickly I might consider getting fucked. But I have stuck things in my ass before and I don't especially like it. So I'll blow the dude.
>I'm not gay, nor even a decent bi, but I'll cop to being a little queer. I have had penis in my mouth before.

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I have nothing against gays, I'm not into dick more gore porn

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Agreed. I obviously wouldn't argue if one did it as well, but they're kind of idiots for doing it. They have no way of deriving pleasure from doing that, and it's the same with fags.

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option C: kill the faggot, take his money, go buy pizza and beer

i choose option C

So, it's the ass for you then?