Guys wtf? Where are the good old downie or tard stories? Tard/downie thread
Guys wtf? Where are the good old downie or tard stories? Tard/downie thread
Hunter Murphy
Cameron Morales
Those disadvantaged kids deserve the respect and dignity that you yourself will never deserve.
Eli Baker
A long time ago, I was in Burma my friend and I were working for the local Government, trying to buy the loyalty of the local tribal leaders by bribing them with potatoes, but there caravan had been raided in the forest by a bandit, so we went looking for the potatoes, 6 months we never met anyone. One day I saw a child playing with a potato the size of a potato. The bandit had been throwing them away. Well because he thought it was just good sport, because some men aren't looking for anything logical, some men just want to watch the world potato.
Aiden Cox
What did you just say about my mama
Adrian Brown
Op picking on kids who have down syndrome is so cool man. How about killing your soul
Henry Murphy
are you from reddit? go to r9k you faggot
Matthew Reed
Hunter Jenkins
Andrew Rivera
Ayden Harris
Short, and mediocre story but alas
>be me
>freshman year
>walk into my history class
>goddamn did i win an unlucky lottery
>two pairs of twins
>both. tards.
>pair of downies and a pait of mildly autistic niggers
>nigtard.jpg
>get lucky with seat placement
>until one day
>downy behind me
>downy on my left
>teach on my right
>nasalintake.mpeg
>such a divine cocktail of smell, that of teacher's breath and tards
>hardly get shit done for like a whole quarter
>they're CONSTANTLY making wierd-ass noises
Fuck retards, man
Pic unrelated
Eli Bell
David Garcia
The savior of this thread. Thank you user
Liam Morales
Brody Davis
Carson Price
>be me
>chef in local seafood restaurant
>we cook almost exclusively seafood
>and lots of it
>one day I'm told a new employee will be starting
>apparently it's some sort of work program for high school mongs
>supposed to help them build confidence through competence
>cool idea, I guess
>the day comes
>oncoming tard seems normal enough
>little slow and shy but not fudge stripes in his trousers tarded
>I can work with this
>show him the ropes, have him prepping corn and potatoes for our crab boil pots
>I love me a fucking crab boil
>a week passes, his performance is decent
>decide to give him more responsibility
>ask him if he knows how to clean shrimp
>he gives me a strange look
>pauses, then says yes
>hand him bag of prawns and set him loose
>turn to prep table to work on veggies
>a few minutes pass and I realize I dont hear him working
>look around, see him at sink
>nigger mcautismo is literally scrubbing each shrimp individually with a brillo and soapy water
>mfw
>chew him out thoroughly
>show him that I meant for him to de vein and butterfly the shrimp, not fucking ruin as whole bag of the good stuff
>end of shift
>he runs out door crying
>he never returns
Jose Ramirez
Samuel Long
I caught this retarded girl sucking a doorknob. I convinced her to suck my dick. She almost broke my testicles.
Mason Sanders
MOAR
Daniel Johnson
This is actually a RETARD BOARD
Andrew Lee
that's kind of a dick move at the end, thinking he knows what you mean, that's on you.. he is a downie you remember?
Anthony Davis
trips of truth