Today's math lesson is all about Alchemy with Tawfawknaw
Today's math lesson is all about Alchemy with Tawfawknaw
Xavier Richardson
Owen Turner
First thing first. I need to take a shit so that the parasites living in it will become the air around me so that i can achieve my chariot of ascension otherwize known as Merkaba.
David Thompson
Go on...
Colton Garcia
First things first, I am Tawfawknaw, so if you are a pedophile Yea Forums modder that gets jealous and deletes my thread, I will find you and fucking murder you.
Charles Robinson
Do not tell me I haven't murdered before.
Do not say I am not who I say I am.
-Astaroth.
Nolan Fisher
All the Yea Forums mods. Every single one of them, you mark my words. You are pedophiles.
There are 12 of you watching right now.
Wht don't we play a game called mache ta
Christian Baker
Liam Reyes
You've definitely got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed, boombadoop...
Zachary Powell
For those of you who don't know, Yea Forums is primarily run by freemasons who know "all about satan"
Realistically they know about the version of Satan trapped in the queen of England's mansion, the same version of satan that comes out of fox news and cnn and cartoon network.
Cooper Diaz
omg
Ayden Rodriguez
For people like me, "where Satan actually exists in". It can be difficult to find money without going through all the freemason checkpoints.
Therefor, I'm going to kill a forchan mod by the name of beezyboy by choking him to death using the parasites i made out of my ass. Yes they can travel that far.
Isaiah Davis
You took the time to draw that gay ass shit? I never thought homosexuality could get gayer but you proved me wrong
Logan Hall
If you know about the freemasons controlling a demon known as Astaroth, understand they will use him to pay you 4000-5000 USD per dead body you give to them. I intend to make this money off of pedophile mod "beezyboy" here. Have fun in hell, I just choked you to death.
Caleb Bennett
>pentagram
>food coloring
>numerals
>M
>O
>R
>D
>E
>C
>A
>I
CEASE!!!
YOU FATHOM NOT THE EVIL YOUR WHISPERS REACH!!
Cameron Gutierrez
So now that i have a dead Yea Forums mod in my grasps, I'm going to fly my shit eating parasites in him and bring some of his essense right here in this bottle.
Alexander Price
I'm trapping your face right here on this blank page BeezyBoy
Ayden Perry
If you are a pedophile be you a mod or noy. Understand you are dead if you see this image.
Gabriel Ward
All of the spirit seers on Yea Forums looking at the waves I'm creating. I am noy here to harm you unless you are a pedophile.
Thomas Williams
Let's begin talking about my good friend Threlzor.
He loves to eat blood and poopy.
Christopher Morgan
Don't pretend to care about children.
Landon Nelson
Look he's coming to eat you.
Caleb Morgan
This one is here to protect the blood so he can make more children.
Grayson Cox
Here's the poopy i have him living in, we got it from a horse farm. We got some horses too. c:
Elijah Cox
This is about you, not pedophilia.
Tyler Scott
I have the police firing squad on you.
David Hall
Do you know how many kkk members I've killed using this body?
Ryder Bennett
I don't know what the fuck this thread is, but it's better than any of the other shitty threads up right now
Cameron Brooks
You don't have shit lol you're either an elaborate troll or you're experiencing psychosis. While that's literally what this board is intended for, it's not how people use it.
Jaxon Hughes
0?
Juan Nguyen
Lol you're a fucking math teacher who likes to smell his grandma's butthole.
Hunter Miller
Austin Bell
Cooper Lewis
Be alert we have active satanic warshipping kkk members in the form of higher class freemasons watching.
I am attempting to hack into Yea Forums's radio signal and take control of their dna software.
Kayden Thompson
>Total amount of sack:0%
>Chance of delivery:0%
>Cocksucking probability:OP%
Camden Parker
Everyone, and i mean everyone who gets on Yea Forums, has one of these things flying in and out of you. It is made from the poop of all the mods and many other illuminati members.
Mason Mitchell
But now. I have one that is made out of my poopy and it's gonna replace the great ole poopy of Yea Forums.
Chase Brown
English teacher actually.
Both grandmas dead.
Assholes long turned into dirt.
Brandon Scott
Yessss the Yea Forums parasites like my poopy BETTER than the original poopy.
Leo Reed
This is Threlzor asking...
Can i eat some of your poopy?
Brandon Watson
This is your blood.
Jackson Roberts
weird
Xavier Perez
So now that i have your minds trapped inside me. Imagine the smell of this poop actually flew over to the dude sitting next to you and choked him to death.
Jaxson Hall
So are you an edgelord? Or is this mental illness? What medications are you currently prescribed and what drugs are you currently on?
Blake Walker
The mental images you all got, they are living in your brain somewhere, as me.
I'm going to grow parasitez out of those images.
Blake Hernandez
You're a fucking wizard trapped in an unknowing human's body. What interest do you have in the medications I'm taking?
Brandon Price
So alchemy. The idea is that in the air, i can contain a gasious form of any chemical and do chemistry without anything physical. Then i can condensate it later if i need. I want to make crystal meth on this cookie.
Nathan Reed
Don't get rude with me buddy, you came here wanting my attention. Now that you have it, answer my question.
Robert Gomez
This dude right here isnt me. He was a kkk member trying to kill me, but now i have him inside me. Teehee.
William Baker
What have you drank or ingested today in terms of drugs, user? You know what I'm asking, answer me.
Isaac Hall
Im going to grow crystals in this using some urn cleaner packets i found in the custodial room at a 7/11
Sebastian Bailey
I will try any drug. I love research chemicals from the internet. 25-i, mxe, 5-meo-malt.
Owen Adams
I'm telling you I'm growing living parasites in here.
Kevin Perry
The next person to walk in this bathroom is gonna die.
Jordan Thomas
That's. Probably all I have for now. I'm gonna clean up this bathroom, and I'll create a new thread once the crystals have formed.
-Tawfawknaw.
James Edwards
Not a trace.
Isaiah Murphy
is that a cookie in the bag
Connor Barnes
thats your cookie in the bag
Grayson Green
Da fuck is going on here?
Grayson Wood
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say droogs.
Caleb Hall
10/10 better than most shit on Yea Forums anymore
Isaiah Gutierrez
i don't think you should keep cookies in the bathroom, but ty