Is zoophilia allowed on Yea Forums? cause I got a question

is zoophilia allowed on Yea Forums? cause I got a question

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I'm asking people who've had experience with their dogs giving them head. and how you get your pet not to try to bite your d

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Head as in nursing on your dick like it was a teat? Training. Lots of training unless you're lucky enough to find a dog that still has the suckling instinct as an adolescent or young adult.

Most of my experience was simple licking, up and down the shaft, the balls and asshole.

hows about stop being a faggot and go get a hooker to do it instead of raping your dog you fuck

yeah.. he licks the head of it ok but i have to cover it with my hand so he doesn't try and bite. cause he did once and i had a little bite mark lol
usually just end up jerking it and letting him lick my balls.
thanks anyways

Best kind of porn

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Yeah, cuz waggling my cock in front of 80 lbs of teeth is "rape", kys fucktard.

getting the dog to lick your tiny cock and give you sexual gratification is rape no matter how much you want to pretend otherwise. There are some serious fags and tards on this board, even furfags might fuck each other in those gay suits, but at least that's consensual. You are a dog raper, you're the fucking worst of the bunch, so hows about you go kill YOURSELF, you pathetic little incel

Not everyone subscribes to your cute little notion of anthropomorphism. So nah, I'll just keep letting fido lick my cock and chuckle as goofy little shits like you get triggered on Yea Forums.

Zoofags unironically think this


Its like making a toddler suck your dick. The dog has no idea what youre doing.

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>Not everyone
No just 99.9% of people. But hey, keep letting your dog lick your tiny dick; you probably cry yourself to sleep each night because if you're honest with yourself, you know it's probably the only way it's ever gonna get touched by something other than you.

Oh he does. Yes, he certainly does. lol

kek You sure are concerned over my dick and what I do at night. Do you want to lick it too? Or do you want to borrow Fido and feel that tongue snake up your asshole while you stroke yourself?

>a dumb dog knows what hes doing
>a dumb dog knows its totally sucking someones dick and not a huge treat
>dumb dog bit user once thinking he was said treat
>YUP HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING

Are all zoophiles this dumb

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op here. im off. thx for the 'advice'. have fun arguing about this lol

Fucking kill yourself degenerate

>UH OH MY STUPIDITY GOT POINTED OUT GOTTA GO BYE

Of course he knows what he's doing...he's very good at it. How do you think I blow my load all over his muzzle?

no problem glad we could help you in understanding what a fucking massive loser you are. Seriously, kys!

We've already been over this. I'll keep letting Fido lick my cock, and you can keep getting triggered.

Oh the beautiful, ignorant irony.

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it's ironic im calling YOU out, because i'm not a loser who rapes dogs? Explain that dipshit

Thought you were going? Bye

I'm not OP, fucktard, I'm the one who answered his question. Herpderp.

And fucking what faggot? Bye!

Nah, yer just some dipshit who think he knows something about animal rights, when he fact, he's completely ignorant...but lacks the understanding to see that ignorance himself. You project human qualities and expectations on an animal (the big $5 word anthropomorphism I mentioned earlier that you clearly didn't understand, or you wouldn't be asking for clarification now) and expect others to follow.

The reality is, he enjoys it, I enjoy it, he's fed, well taken care of and leads a life free from worry or predators. Seems like he has it much better than a beef cow or a wild wolf. And nothing you say on Yea Forums is going to get me to stop letting Fido there lick my cock. Yet you still try...so hard, little buddy...that's the irony.

Nah, I'mma hang around. Maybe I'll let him lick me while I laugh at you being triggered. Now that's an idea!

So, if animals are conscious enough to give consent, then that means owning a dog is slavery? Where do you draw the line on what rights should be given to animals?

Nothing to do with animal rights at all, I couldnt give a fuck. I just think your an embarrassment, I feel ashamed to be of the same species and gender as you.

You can throw as many $5 words into your word salad as you want, but in the end it's just you trying to sound smart in some pathetically vain attempt to legitimise the fact you're a lonely faggot that can't get action from a woman, so you use the animals around you instead because it's the only thing you have control over in your sad life.

Now, you're on Yea Forums an anonymous board, you're not here to debate the finer points of animal rape; so im saying these words to you, not in an attempt to get you to change your ways, because as you say, nothing I say here can.

I'm saying them to you just so you know that myself, and pretty much any other person you'd ever ask, thinks you're a demented little faggot degenerate, the kind of person who'd be shunned in society, you're basically slightly higher in standing than a paedophile. And thats the last im gonna say on the matter, im out

I hope not dog fucker

Bye Felicia? You will be missed.

NMot that guy, but i doubt anyone here is going to care exactly how you remove yourself from the genepool, whether through fucking dogs or having one actually just snap at you for raping it, one day.
If the latter happens, make sure to post pics, it'll make a nice little psa for everyone with functioning sexual mentality

Now here is the important question, do you reciprocate the oral sex?

Also do you ever let the pup take you to pound town and crush your prostate with his knot? What kind of dog is it? Like breed/size and stuff.