Oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes

This is good advice, especially when you go to enclosed venues. I remember going to see Death Grips in a really small space, and the volume and reverb was so insanely loud that by the end of their performance, I could hear a bizarre gurgling noise in my ears. Once it ended, I couldn't hear properly for about 2 hours afterwards. I go to a shitload of shows as well, but I've learned to pocket some cheap earbuds in case the venue doesn't take proper measures to keep the music from entering that same level of distress. Considering just how loud your typical show is, earbuds don't actually muffle anything.

If you never believe in yourself, you'll never let yourself down!

Relationships are a lie.
The only reason to be in a monogamous relationship is to procreate and provide a stable environment to raise your legacy.
Choose wisely.

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If you hate yourself remember that you're not alone
A lot of other people probably hate you too

My Dad was in 41 and 40 Commando Royal Marines. He is now retired and had tinitus. It drives him mad.

My son, pay attention to my wisdom, turn your ear to my words of insight, that you may maintain discretion and your lips may preserve knowledge.
For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil;

if you're not rich/famous by 35, you should probably just hang yourself or become a serial killer

Always be genuine. If you start treating everyone as someone to be manipulated, or constantly fake your personality, you will never improve on your character. Ever. Then you'll enter your 30s and eventual 40s being 'that' person, that obnoxious as fuck middle-aged person with piss-all friends and a native distrust of everyone you speak to because you've devolved into some paranoid, pathetic creature for neglecting the fact you belong to a social species. The realer you are, the realer the people you surround yourself with will be. It's that simple. Treat others the way you expect to be treated, then tell them to fuck off if they don't respect you the same way.

quit fuckin around

If you have an alibi you won’t need an alibi. Also, take a bomb with you when you fly. The chances of there being 2 unrelated bombers on the same flight are next to nil.

This

A wise son brings joy to his father, but a foolish son brings grief to his mother.
Ill-gotten treasures have no lasting value, but righteousness delivers from death.
The Lord does not let the righteous go hungry, but he thwarts the craving of the wicked.
Lazy hands make for poverty, but diligent hands bring wealth.
He who gathers crops in summer is a prudent son,but he who sleeps during harvest is a disgraceful son.
Blessings crown the head of the righteous, but violence overwhelms the mouth of the wicked.
The name of the righteous is used in blessings, but the name of the wicked will rot.
The wise in heart accept commands, but a chattering fool comes to ruin.
Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.
Whoever winks maliciously causes grief, and a chattering fool comes to ruin.

look after your teeth and skin and anus

use a decent electric toothbrush multiple times daily
find a cheap moisturiser with decent sun screen in it
eat loads of fibre

INVEST YOUNG. There’s a thing called compounding interest. Invest in anything that provides this (401k, IRA, stocks with dividends, etc.)

Even if it’s just investing $1,000 every year from the time your 16-25 could easily get you at minimum an extra $250,000 when you retire.

If you're on a date and she tells you that she's a feminist. Make up an excuse to leave, and never contact her again.

I'll add. If you work in a loud environment go to a doctor immediately and get a hearing test as a baseline. Later in life with hearing loss this will be indispensable if you want to make an insurance claim.

The mouth of the righteous is a fountain of life, but the mouth of the wicked conceals violence.
Hatred stirs up conflict, but love covers over all wrongs.
Wisdom is found on the lips of the discerning, but a rod is for the back of one who has no sense.
The wise store up knowledge, but the mouth of a fool invites ruin.
The wealth of the rich is their fortified city, but poverty is the ruin of the poor.
The wages of the righteous is life, but the earnings of the wicked are sin and death.
Whoever heeds discipline shows the way to life, but whoever ignores correction leads others astray.
Whoever conceals hatred with lying lips and spreads slander is a fool.
Sin is not ended by multiplying words, but the prudent hold their tongues.
The tongue of the righteous is choice silver, but the heart of the wicked is of little value.
The lips of the righteous nourish many, but fools die for lack of sense.
The blessing of the Lord brings wealth, without painful toil for it.
A fool finds pleasure in wicked schemes, but a person of understanding delights in wisdom.
What the wicked dread will overtake them; what the righteous desire will be granted.
When the storm has swept by, the wicked are gone, but the righteous stand firm forever.
As vinegar to the teeth and smoke to the eyes, so are sluggards to those who send them.
The fear of the Lord adds length to life, but the years of the wicked are cut short.
The prospect of the righteous is joy, but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing.
The way of the Lord is a refuge for the blameless, but it is the ruin of those who do evil.
The righteous will never be uprooted, but the wicked will not remain in the land.
From the mouth of the righteous comes the fruit of wisdom, but a perverse tongue will be silenced.
The lips of the righteous know what finds favor, but the mouth of the wicked only what is perverse.

Marry a friend. No used up roastie ever stays loyal but a good friend is solid ground for a relationship.

NEVER marry a stripper. EVER.. it sounds like it's going to be fun. in fact for a little while it is.. Then the crazy comes. Remember they are a stripper for a reason.

Oh Lord yes once you fuck up something past 30 it never really goes away

The hard way is the easy way.
get rich quick and all that other bullshit looks great, but those people end up broke. Work hard. Work for yourself. Never get into debt. When you;re in your 40s, you'll realize you're way ahead of the game.

this, fucked up my shoulder doing flat dumbell press, never went away, doing physio REGULARLY makes it subside, but it does come back

The US will have a civil war in 5 years.

Never let anything stop you from doing what you want to do, having regrets about not being able to do something sucks.

fix em up by putting them in therapy, if you left and haven't tried it you don't deserve to be married to anyone

Don't waste money on drink and smoking. Especially the huge mark up that clubs and bars charge.

or you know,,, you don't have to care about 'the game', its a jew game anyway you wont win

Never tongue a niggers anus, instead let a nigger tongue your anus!

always roll dubs

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Be picky when starting a long term relationship.

Pinches nerves in back 8 years ago and mostly I never notice it but it's so easy to inflame again if I do something wrong

Never violate your own instinct in order to follow someone else's advice.

thats a non-sequitur... these days ppl without legs are competitive runners... there is literally nothing stopping you from doing anything in your life except yourself

>
>Fucking whores and doing coke

You could do a lot worse. I'm happy I did coke...and I'm happy I'm not doing it anymore.

always self-defense your body
never forgive
never forget
never backout
alwasy brutal to maximum
love your family/pets ONLY

bs eh? i remember getting all kind of fucked up from 15-27 and nothing was a problem... 6months MAX and i was 100% back, well maybe not that twisted ankle... that hit is still there when i swim sometimes lol

what

Keep in touch with friends and family and spend time with them, you never know when they may be gone from your life forever.

For the lips of an immoral woman are as sweet as honey, and her mouth is smoother than oil.

some ppl are toxic, if you think they are don;t do that.... its ok to ditch your parent sometimes.. don;t fall the 'its your family' meme

You're never as smart as you think

tips on how to be more genuine?

This, always stay away from toxic people

I like this guy

If you're fresh out of high school or in your early 20s right now, skip college and learn a skilled trade for several years
Get some good solid experience in
Maybe even a journeyman stint
Then, later when you have a good job with a good pay rate, you can go back to school for a degree if needed
This will help you later in life if shit ever hits the fan and you need something to fall back on
college these days is pretty much garbage and skilled people with valuable employable skills are in short supply

slow is smooth
smooth is fast

Oldfags

I have a question

Was politics always this vitriolic and brainwashing?
I can't watch a TV show or Movie out of hollywood without jokes and comments about how Republicans are stupid and Trump is bad.

I tried to watch Birdbox a few days ago and that movie was pure Liberal propaganda.

I really feel like the US is heading towards a civil war soon because of this.

What do yall think?

Did it. She left me eventually. More confusing and soul crushing because she didn't even hate me. We still got on like friends.
So I had to let someone out of my life with whom I still had a great relationship.

I've done breakups. This was by far the worst.

Also, wear ear protection while mowing the lawn.

thats like the worst advice you can get lol

war wont happen, people are too comfy, and yes it was actually worse because you didn't have independent sources like some YT channels etc.

no, it wasn't
the recent polarization you're seeing only really started getting so prevalent during Obama's stretch in office
now, with every media station hating trump and the advent of social media, it's become so exacerbated that it is almost impossible to watch the news
and that's the goal
make it hard to watch and full of lies anyways
keeps less people informed and when they are, its usually bullshit
give it 20 years and it might correct itself

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why she left?

Its always been there, but subtle... it has gotten a lot worse
In general, I like political debates, and the conversation it sparks. But recently, everyone is so polorized, it's just frustrating
I didnt/don't like Trump (but voted trump)
I hated Hillary
Most people I know are 100% in one camp or the other

Start by being honest with yourself every day.

>after lurking for 11 years this is what I can give back to my Yea Forumsrothers
>"I need a change. And if I don't get it I'm in serious trouble. Then I realized things are not going to change, so I'm in serious trouble."

I'm 35 right now. I remember being 21 and then 23 without a care in the world, then 27, 31...

Time speeds up so fast that months feel like weeks.

My advice to myself: At 33 I decided to do a career change so that my next 15+ years would be different. Interpret this anyway you want.
For me, I hit a limit to my career and what it could offer me. The pay would carry me into retirement, but I was not happy. And I recognized the importance of time.
>for those wondering
I went to school (college/uni) for 5 years, and then got a job with the government for the next 15. I then switched into personal training and more. Everything that I didn't pursue fully in 15 years I now get to do. And now I'm in control of time itself.

My advice: Do something that makes you happy. And changing careers can be done early on or late in life. It's about monopolizing on YOUR LIFE and paying attention to what makes you happy. Because even after a 30 year career, you have little to show for it other than money. Do MORE within that 30 years and you're realize that success is defined by each individual. Do what you honestly would do if money was not an issue.

My only regret in life was that I didn't make the decision when I hit 30. So I wasted 3 years thinking about it.

Don't compare yourself to others' successes. They are dead ends, because they are not YOUR successes.

And have fun.

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Because she's retarded

Every community online is currently under a constant bombardment of leftist narrative pushers, tranny and pedo normalizers, and paid political shills.
This has been drastically increasing in volume since trump.
lack of user accountability prevents the permanent shaming and correction of these living societal ills, and the double-edged sword of anonymity is making its cut, but all of the powerful institutions in our wider society is are driven towards burning all heretics against their cult that an anonymous environment is the only one that dissident communities can thrive in.

We live in darker times than any newfag can know.
Mens rights are being assailed in the worst ways possible currently, but the counter-solution is not going full retard and swearing out of the one thing that can possibly recreate genius within our world.

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i can attest to this as i have tinnitus and never really payed attention to warnings about hearing damage
it was never really explained in great detail to me, by parents or peers, and especially not anyone who sells headphones or concert tickets
it should be common sense but when you're a dumb kid whos talented on a guitar and has a half stack, you don't give a shit about things like that
bottom line, wear hearing protection, tinnitus fucking sucks
trust me

This is also some of the most underrated advice. On that same note, learn some sort of physical activity and practice weekly.

Sniff lines, bang nines.

>and the double-edged sword of anonymity is making its cut, but all of the powerful institutions in our wider society are so driven towards burning all heretics against their cult that an anonymous environment is the only one that dissident communities can thrive in.

fix'd

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>I then switched into personal training
how? im interested in this

Read articles (actual science) about what social media does to the brain and behavior. It wasn't always this bad, but don't get to thinking that it was necessary good either.

>tinnitus
did it went away?

exactly why i decided to start building guitars in my spare time
aerospace engineering is boring as fuck as a day job in reality, regardless of how well it pays
planing, shaping and sanding wood into a beautiful instrument is a thousand times more satisfying and rewarding than any paycheck
obviously, if i could go pro with it, i would
but for now, its a hobby that is rewarding to myself, my kids and anyone i build a guitar for
and that makes me happy

If i put a 100k into compounding interest. I have to pay tax?

Life is war. People will fuck you over. Be wary of peoples motivation. Don't be afraid of fucking them up before they do you. Cunts come first.

Work! Work is money. Without money youre fucked. I know it's a rat race but that's reality and you ain't gonna change it. Don't think "I'm clever and my genius will be respected". Loads of kids do this. Yes they're bright but it means shit, unless you put the work in. Other "dumb" kids work like fuck, fuck over strategic foes and ally themselves with people that are useful end up with the nice house, decent car and most importantly.....time. They have time to enjoy things cos they played the game, well!

tinnitus never goes away
i will hear a constant alternating pitch of about 14khz-17khz in my head for the rest of my life
you learn to live with it
but the first 2 years made me want to blow my fucking head off

jesus fucking Christ man, how do you cope? how loud is it?

on the interest yes, unless its some interest free account shit for jews

I had chemotherapy. I got tinnitus as a result. Nothing like yours tho. Its manageable. I feel your pain.

Word and same, Ive had tinnitus since 2010 due to Artillery, I still notice it if its way too quiet around me.

Get off my lawn.

And stay away from hard drugs like opiates and benzos.

sometimes it can sound like someone is blowing a hockey referee's whistle directly into my ear
sometimes its so quiet i don't even notice it
you just learn to live with it, it's just a sound, after all

you get in on that 3m earbud class action?

>most importantly.....time
kek, this is sack of shit. I have all the time in the word and i do things i love without playing the game... i'm broke sure, but once you realize that you need so very little to actually survive in modern society you will learn that you can have your life and enjoy it... i pity people like you that strive for a nice house and a nice car, what a waste of life

I've always loved bodybuilding, running etc..
My job however had me confined to a vehicle (law enforcement) for the majority of 12 hour shifts. After an 15 amazing years of it, projecting the next 15 years of my life the same, I couldn't stand being stick in a job like that. I got what I wanted from it over the years, and left.

For me all I did was start working out like it was a full time job. I took a hit in pay over it, but I was happier than I had been in years.

>For me all I did was start working out like it was a full time job
i'm considering doing that with my life, did you manage to find a way to support yourself from it? did you get CERT and train ppl?

I would buy a hand made guitar no joke man, you from EU by any chance?

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exactly. sometimes in life a hobby is something you keep forever. everyone needs to make a living and I think everyone should have at least 2 or 3 solid hobbies and passions in life.

no, but i thoroughly enjoy Crimson Guitars youtube channel
go watch some vids from there, ben crowe is an excellent luthier

Hippy bullshit. Kids. You act like twat and you're stuck in work when it's your kids sports day. When you're a grown up these things matter. Healthcare, there's a link between poverty and illness.

Continue to live in a basement and keep telling yourself, you're happy.

When you find your girl, always fight clean and fuck dirty.

kids? who needs those.... health care is free where i am, freedomfighter

What will have to happen for civil war?

NICE QUADS by the way

I had savings that were able to assist me as I took the time off I needed.
I already had 6 courses from university (from years ago) regarding sports nutrition etc, so I then applied to get my personal training cert.

I would say the most important thing is NOT education. It's internal confidence. I couldn't be a personal trainer unless I first personally trained myself into the best condition I could. So start there. Start hittingthe goals you want and that motivation will let you taget new things.
-contacts for clients, gym contacts, and picking what education you might want or need on the side.

I remember being in the gym without an income and feeling fantastic, because my workouts were literally me making the investment in myself and my career.

its hard to say and do I know.. but look at it this way... it takes NO money to go running and do cardio. other than food and a gym membership, the ONLY cost is really discipline. and none of us are perfect.

i'd say, start working out like crazy if thats what makes you happy. you will hit a level of satisfaction that will let you know if you're on the right path or not.

>free
hahah..
hahahahah..
ah.. thanks man

Smiled

and regarding supporting yourself, just make sure you have some sort of income to pay rent/food. it sounds funny saying it, but thats all you need in life. everything else you get comes from your own effort. so if it's in the gym.. work at it like a full time job, and one day you could be getting paid to do it. the best part is that you shouldn't care about the money. THAT is success in my mind.

free to me, others pay for it sure, not me

>THAT is success in my mind.
i second that motion. i stopped caring for the extra money few ears ago, really bothers people tbh, but i don't need anyone else to tell me how to live my life... and thanks for advice, you are right, first i need to achieve the gym goals i want. thanks a lot man

Too late. Got injured in the military— 23 year oldfag here.

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you do realize that you pay for others though, right?

how? if i make less money per year than the threshold i don't pay tax...

Yes... if i knew this earlier I wouldn't be in this shithole.

Save.. no matter what save you will regret it if you dont't

>thinking you're not always taxed

Media is a business. Every mainstream media needs to get clicks and discussion. The more they are talk about the more they are relevant. They don't give a fuck in accuracy they are more on to playing your emotions.

sure i'm taxed on purchases, my income isn't tho... btw what i meant is that if i run into health problems i wont be denied help because i have no money to pay for it...

I've been piggybacking off other people's advice because there's some good stuff here, but this is my best advice:

Learn critical thinking and have healthy skepticism. Lies, propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation are more available now then they've ever been at any point in human history. You could take all the great advice in this thread and still end up building a concrete house on a cardboard foundation because you believe a bunch of stupid bullshit that you just took for granted.

We're not going to have one.

Man this could go so many ways today. I don't want to get into specifics because for the moment I agree with you and want to leave it at that, but I learned how to think critically like 14 years ago before politics went way off the deep end, and I gotta say, people who say they "think critically" now for the most part don't.

It seems now people think thinking critically means saying "I don't believe what the source I personally don't trust is saying. Here's a handpicked article with anecdotal evidence to support my world view. I've done my research, you libtard/conservacuck"

bump

But what if it's beer?

>Never get into debt. When you;re in your 40s, you'll realize you're way ahead of the game.

this

glad to help seriously. as soon as you cut ties with what CONTROLS you, you're free to enjoy your life. Don't wait till you're close to retirement to start thinking about this. Especially with working out.. there are levels of fitness you can achieve with the time you have. No one can put a price on that. And for me that is when I recognized that my former job was keeping me there for one thing... for the money. And I never signed my life away for money.
Just focus on the goals you WANT and every door will open for you.

That's exactly what I mean, though. Those people aren't thinking critically, they're just being deluded even more than people who don't try. Being, as some would say, "woke" isn't trading political lies with people, it's using Fakespot when you shop because businesses pay good money for positive reviews.

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It's more than that though.
They obviously have a Pro Democrat agenda too.

This has to end.

Do not stick your dick in crazy. The lay is good but it's absolutely not worth it. And for the love of god, DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN WITH THE CRAZY.

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kill yourselves
there's really nothing good on the other side of 29

Often in life if you're a loser or feel directionless, you'll get advice like "hit the gym" or "get lifting bro".

This is good advice, not because it'll make you healtheir (though it will), or because it'll make you look better (though it will) or because it'll pump all those feel good chemicals into your brain (though it will).

it's because weightlifting is about the most accessible form of self improvement there is. Of all the ways you can feel like a success, being fit and strong is the option with the most clearly defined steps.

the relationship between hard work, determination, organization and success in fitness are so strongly coupled, that getting fit doesn't just make you feel successful - it actually teaches success and self improvement as a concept.

That's why people tell you to get lifting when you're a loser.

Not because big arms help in the boardroom (can't hurt though..) but because self-confidence is so key to any success...and self confidence is just all of the social cues that come from having been successful in the past.

So, y'know, join a gym or something. I dunno I'm not your mom.

I know user, but dis puss puss is nice

Ammunition will have value in any and all scenarios. No possible societal scenario exists where ammo does not have value.

Do not work for friends or family. EVER! But if you really want to, get a freaking contract.

Stay away from tribal politics and religious cults.
> Our team is better than your team!!!

Have it as well. As long as there is background noise you don't notice it. But as soon as it gets quiet it can be either pretty quiet or loud and discombobulating. Sucks. I'll warn my kids about loud music when I have them.

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Enjoy being your country's cuck. People like you are pathetic and weak.

Don't take advice on women from incels who hate women

If you're ever depressed clean up and change around your surroundings. Take a shower. Then eat something. You'll feel heaps better. Seeing the same things in the same order day after day would wear on anyone.

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do not take your friends for granted. take care of your friendship by frequent visit or something.. even the warmest friendship can become akward by inactivity

Are daughters worthless?

Yours, no; of others, most likely.

doesn't that just mean you are deaf? if you get put into a quiet room you will experience high pitch tone (auditory hallucination), in fact you can simulate that if you have over the lobe headphones, make you room as quiet as you can and put them on one ear, you will hear a ringing in that ear, is it like that?

jews trained you well user, keep at it

1.- Nobody can change others. Not even specialist. Change is a very personal choice. Then don't event try or think you can.

2.- Actually, is very rude to go around trying to change people. You will end screwing your relationships.

3.- Learn to be direct. Nobody likes someone who is always going around but never makes or reach a point. Be direct

4.- Learn to be calm. Yelling always making everything worse, for you and the others.

5.- Learn to save money. Always save money. You never know when things can shift to worse.

6.- If you are unable to learn to save money, or control yourself, never, ever, never have or use a credit card. You will ending fucking yourself.

7.- You like someone? Be direct. Girls likes a man capable to overcome his shyness or fears. This not guarantee a success, but your chances will be a lot better than playing The Friendly Friend or The Poor Puppy.

8.- Family can be a nuisance, but believe me: Nobody in this world will care about you more than your family.

9.- Learn to be happy with yourself. Learn to be alone. Life is a solo trip, with lots of companions along the way, but most of time is you and you only.

10.- Hate is the most stupid thing you can do. Hate is like drink a glass of poison and sit to wait the other one die.

11.- By the way: If you hate something, is sure it hates you back: People, pets, objects, situations, you name it and it hates you.

12.- The more you complain, the less you achieve. This rule applies to others too.

13.- Don't be afraid to be fun, simple, candid and a little dumb in front of your peers. You don't really care about people's opinions, what scared you is judgement. Everyone judge others, don't be afraid to be judge.

14.- You will die. Deal with it. Death is not a such terrible thing as you believe. Death is what makes life precious. Every day is unique. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy everything, from the simplest to the complex.

those are not your friends, those are simply people you know... if you have a friend it will never be awkward, even after 20 years

god stop it

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Never tried to isolate to one ear. No, I can hear just fine. I just hear high-pitched whining in my ears when it gets quiet. One of the reasons I sleep with a fan on year-round.

The closest I can get to describing it is like in Call of Duty when a flashbang goes off and the sound is almost back to normal. Bearable but definitely there.

My back is fucked and i'm 19. Fuck my life,it will get only worse from now...

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Try to work on it and find work that is not physically strenuous. You'll be fine.

either elon musk or dr strange.

the truth. debt is a life drainer. my first wife left because we went into huge debt trying to be in grad school and still have all the shit we wanted. therefore we couldn't ever travel or go out. no income gets even worse at no income plus 22% interest.
material things go DOWN in value. remember how much you paid for that xbox? invest in property and control your need for Chinese crapola or shitty furniture

Thanks for the advice. I myself am trying to get over my shyness.

Traps are gay, they are men trying to look like women

Im 23 and im feeling time speed up...
It gives me anxiety and I cant sleep at night

>Stop watching porn. It's fucking terrible for you. I haven't been able to quit, but my friends have and their lives have noticeably improved because of it.
>If you're going to go to college, you better fucking stick with it. Half a degree is worth nothing and costs a lot of money.
This is a very important one.

No offense but nah. Nixon and Vietnam = Trump and Middle East. It's all happened before basically. We invaded the Philippines under silly reasons too. We're an empire that pretends to be a democracy. This began just after we formed our first taxes and standing army and gave up the founders original militia ideals.

Government is just a pony show for the obscenely wealthy to maintain control, and a new civil war would risk that wealth. that's why political parties alternate and no new party has a chance. any time things get too messy they'll throw a "foreign menace" at us to keep us patriotic.

15.- There is not such a thing as "Free". Everything worths something: time, materials, resources, energy, money, etc.

16.- By rule: Everyone thinks is better in someway than others. You're wrong.

17.- Children are, de facto, direct and honest. Adults teach them to lie, most of time trough punishment. Being a parent is being a teacher, a example, a hero and a guide, not a punisher

18.- By the way: don't be your children's friend. Your children only, with enough luck, have 2 parents. Friends comes and goes, but parents remains. Always be a parent

19.- Everyone in some point saw that precious persons on the street and wonders "how cool could be having a relationship with it?". By the same rule someone, in some point, did exactly the same with you. You give someone dreams and happiness only walking on the street.

20.- Everyone is important but expendable

21.- Never work for living in something you love, you will ending hating it. Work in something you like.

22.- Most of times, problems solve themselves

23.- It something bothers you, regardless of the source, its your problem and its your responsability to solve it.

24.- Wanna cock something simple with a twist of taste? Replace oil with butter

25.- Chocolat is incredible: give you a boost of energy, calm your mind and made you happier

26.- If you can, is always a good idea to do a solo trip around your country. Nothing gives you better perspective than time and distance.

27.- Love is overrated. True friendship and trust not. A relationship based on the first almost always ends, on the second almost always last. This applies to couples too.

28.- Truth is something than humans never achieve, the closet thing to it is Opinions. Never forget: Opinions is, in most cases, only half of the Truth.

29.- You can always made someone happy with just a simple and direct compliment

Stay in school, stay out of gangs, stop doing drugs, quit smoking and drinking, get a job and get a hobby

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aaah the 'lets get shit now cuz after we graduate we will make bank anyway and we will pay it off' strat?

>Leave Yea Forums

Yes. Take care of your teeth

Moar, good advice.

No. there's a difference between hearing loss and tinnitus
hearing loss involves certain nerves to literally die and stop working, and there's some evidence to support that when you hear a ringing in your ear, that pitch corresponds to the nerve that is ceasing to work properly
tinnitus on the other hand is entirely neurological
there are synapses in the auditory cortex that translate sound into information the brain can understand
what happens is one of those synapses gets stuck in the "on" position
imagine holding a key down on an electric keyboard, it's pretty much that
sometimes, it can be more than a tone, as well
some people report hearing hissing, pops and crackles
i have a friend who constantly hears fireworks going off, he almost an herod because of it
some people stupidly sever their auditory nerve in hopes to turn the sound off, but since the sound isn't coming from the nerve itself, they are left deaf in that ear and still suffering from tinnitus
put your earplugs in, kids. tinnitus fucking sucks.

yeah it only gets worse dude
you're gona die someday, it is what it is
what are you going to do about it? kill yourself because you can't deal with the anxiety?
then you'll be doing exactly what you fear
don't fear death, you were dead for eternity before you were born, and that probably never bothered you

This man is wise.

every fucking thing you can. old age sucks.

yeah i read up on it few months back, its just what that user described sounded like hearing loss... but i know what you mean, well kinda i never had to deal with that, and it sounds like a good reason to an hero

If you want to be happy, sell your soul to satan. There's no such thing as happiness

oldfag here says dont be a pussy, drink yourself stupid the first chance you get and then do not stop. repeat this process every night for the entire duration of your 20's.

This!

And remember, bitches aint shit!

my instinct is shit but i just disregarded this entire thread for the very same reason. But my question is, should i disregard my instinct as much as i disregard your advice because it goes against my instinct?!
You have placed me in a conundrum which inspires me to take other peoples advice... FUCK MAN

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This

>movie was pure Liberal propaganda
i mean it sucked, but how do you figure? There was the one John Malkavich played, but he ended up being right...so how do you figure it was liberal persay?

its ez, don't trust your instinct, if you would you would become a woman, and we all know what quality decisions they make...
instead, listen to the advice, learn about the problem, try to get as many points of view as you can, and then think for yourself... but THINK, not jut pick a side, THINK

oh and one more thing- never side with the majority just on the basis of popular vote... majority of people are stupid, instead evaluate each argument independently for its validity... read up on Socrates while you at it, he said all this way better than i am trying here

30.- The biggest drug in this world is procrastination. That shit can ruin everything. Learn to handle it.

31.- Drugs and easy money have 2 things on common: you never have enough and both will kill you eventually.

32.- Every person in this world a) know more about a given subject than you, b) have a better story behind them than you and c) faced many ordeals trough their lives like you. Respect that.

33.- If you become tired of everything just leave behind your phone, books and just go to a calm and lonely place like the ocean, a forest (the closet thing you have) and just sit and watch the time goes.

34.- Regardless your day, being polite is always a thing.

35.- Learn to cook. Is a great details and shows how much you care about someone if you give to it something handmade, like cookies.

36.- Never leave school and never stop learning something new and valuable. Knowledge is power, the more the better, and your knowledge don't depends or run out of batteries or a internet connection.

37.- Its always a good idea to learn a different language

38.- Avoid fanaticism. It blind you about the 2 most simples truths on the universe: 1.- You don't know everything and 2.- You don't have all the answers.

39.- Are you worried about how humans can destroy earth? Humans can't do such a thing. This planet faced bigger treats than us before and life always find its way. Humans can't destroy this planet, but its pretty sure they can make uninhabitable for themselves.

40.- Always carrie around a pack of tissues or toilet paper. You never know when the Diarrhea Goddesses will strike you.

41.- Always carrie a bottle of fresh water. Always drink water.

42.- Wanna lose weight? Stop eating shit. Seriously. You can actually solve half of the problem with that.

43.- Donate blood. First, you will probably save someone life and, second, is a free AIDS and other diseases exam.

44.- Never leave a place without pee before go out. Life always have the best plot twists.

>legitimately good advice
thanks user. saved for my retarded friends.

Don't try to charge your phone with a microwave

Hi mom

30.- Learn basic fucking spelling.

he's doing his best user

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This reality.

This was one big fuckin mistake.

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english is not his first language obliviously and honestly he conveyed himself just fine. Why dont you learn how to communicate better?

Should have never created a Infinity ways of view points.

But glad to blend in.

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Nothing matters anymore now.

Just the coast of resistance of truth and lies.

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The best thing about any of this was to know existence is painful. That is all I wanted. To know what it felt like to be alive.

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Don't date , just fuck

women's are parasite

Pretty happy to know the idea that I am created out of thin air!!! And at the same time objectively denied it. I make a laughing point to know my history is as random but yet logical to support my existence. No matter the turns I create.

The tru big bang was to know you do not exsist. but at the same time dose. To be truthful I am created like you as fragmented shards of glass shinning in the light at all diffrent directions to hold a " Personality" lol. I love hate. It shows.

Have you ever wonder ?

Big bang was a joke but yet not.

Close your eyes. Open them

Big bang. #Hard #Truth.

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But I am crazy in the end because You can not prove im right.

And if such truth was exposed it shall be shot down quick.

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>not hate fucking her into being a conservative female

user have you lost your touch? Im making some noodles. Fuck retarded bitches, literally.

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Good intentions user however i must say that
>wicked mouths are violent in nature and word
>love draws out the wrongs to be made right
>wisdom brings as much suffering as one that has none
>there is nothing wrong with this one
>ruination of poverty is not a symptom but rather a result of being poor

Im gonna read the rest, but from one philosopher to another you need to work on your wordplay. Be wise user, but know better than what you know, but beyond that FEEL stronger than what you believe.

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>assailed
Women's are mens parasite

Can you further elaborate?

bump this

-Trust your gut about someone
-Don't go to an isolated place with a guy you're not attracted to
-Don't go for someone under your league just because you think they'll be more grateful or there will be less competition. Chances are, every sexual interaction will leave you feeling violated
-Moisturize everyday
-Take a high quality vitamin
-Hydrate
-Build credit as soon as you can

45.- Self indulge is not the same as self love. Learn the difference

46.- There are some rare, and valuable, people than just like candles burn themselves to give others light. These ones almost sure suffered great trough their lives.

47.- The biggest accomplishment someone can achieve is self control.

48.- Listen to your abdomen. Gut feeling is a great signal than your mind and body knows you're facing something beyond your capacity to handle it.

49.- Women actually enjoy much more the process than the goal. That applies to everything, from buying groceries to sex.

50.- By the way, women always find a way to avoid goals and further the process.

51.- When a woman ask you to listen to her problems its not because she wants a solution, actually in most cases, she already have it. She's only looking for empathy, validation and support. Just zip your mouth and listen.

52.- Always become a boyfriend first and a friend second. IN THAT ORDER. Being The Good Friend is the fastest and shorter way to friendzoned yourself.

53.- The best way to charm a girl are details, like a compliment for new clothes or remembering something random like dates.

54.- Learn body language: Crossed arms means "I'm listening but don't care". Playing with hands and fingers means "I feel uncomfortable". Playing with something means "I feel nervous and can't control myself". Looking directly in another direction means "I want to finish this conversation". This is because...

55.- ...the greatest achievement of mankind is language and communication.

56.- Always expects the Best Case Scenario, but always be prepare for the Worst Case Scenario.

57.- Friends can open more doors than a master key.

58.- Social Networks are not the Real Life, regardless how important they look. Almost half of the world don't even have a internet connection.

59.- Your posture and clothes can change greatly how people looks at you and how you feel in society

60.- Faith and Religion are not the same

Are you french?

AVOID ANY INJURY AT ALL COST.

time is perceived very differently to what 22 year old youngfags see it as

the speed is real but as time goes on you've felt like u've been here on earth a long time

memories will be forgotten and only special or nightmarish memories will be engrained in your memory

u hit a higher level if consienceness when ur in your 30's and up

don´t fuck faggots

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lol

getting stuck in a rut in your 30's isn't weird.
philosophically masking it up is kinda weird.

1. Experiment with psilocybin. Expand your mental experience, but don't get onto the hard stuff that will seriously damage you.

2. Keep fit. Once you're past 30 or so, it'll get exponentially harder to lose weight, better to keep yourself in shape before then. You can be fat when you're 70.

3. If you find a good girl, don't let her go. A meaningful relationship does wonders for your mental and physical health. It allows you to appreciate the small wonders of life. Lord knows you can't do that in your teens and 20s.

4. As you get to mid-30s, life will begin to slow down. You'll start to settle. Be prepared for this, it's a natural part of maturing that you accept and handle this fact. Nobody is fully mature until at least 35.

5. All the same, life is not over once you hit middle age. You may not be as nimble as you were, but there are still plenty of ways to keep things interesting.

6. Get a bit of spirituality into your life. You might scoff at it now, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of meditation every now and again.

7. Consume fiber. Keep those bowel movements regular.

8. Live and let live. Getting hung up on the smallest things will only cause strife. It's not worth it at this stage in life.

9. Make a retirement fund and be diligent about putting a bit in every month. Trust me, you'll appreciate it in time.

10. Remember that life is inherently difficult sometimes. Treat it as a test of your tenacity and strength, and don't feel hard done by. Pick yourself up, slap yourself a couple times if you need to, and keep going.

Hope this helps at least one person.

Don’t get married until you are 28 years old or older.

Don’t have children until you are 30 years old or older.

Don’t have more than one kid if you make less than $300k a year.

Don’t worry about what other people think of you.

Pick a career that you will enjoy, but one that will pay you as well. Doing what you love doesn’t mean much when you can’t afford to put a roof over your head.

Go outdoors. Most people don’t get enough vitamin D via natural sunlight.

Exercise. Find something that you will actually enjoy doing, it doesn’t matter what as long as it is sustained intense physical activity.

Never stop learning.

get

a

fucking

job.
No matter shitty it is and just use it as an springboard into a better one.
The chances are significant higher.

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Experiment sexually.

good point

This. It's also something else to put on your resume.

Don’t tell the truth when a lie will do

Hey, shit for brains...is that advice or mistake?

Self bump...dub trips....aye!

Depends if it's harmless or not. Sooner or later the truth always comes out. It's better to just be honest and deal with the problem now, than have the thought lingering in the back of your head. In the end, you'll have peace of mind.

It happens and we're the lucky fuckers

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I find myself being pretty genuine but I can't find others like myself. i have groups of friends but they all have on/off genuine and fake moments. how have you found genuine people?

Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal. That doesn’t mean to hate it, but it cannot be your goal. You have to put yourself on that pedestal, and respect yourself.

Women aren’t what you want, it’s acceptance and intimacy. Accept yourself, and you become open to intimacy.

Porn isn’t good for you, just like booze. Moderacy is key.

Sometimes she’ll want to fuck you, sometimes she’ll want you to fuck her. When that happens, go deep and go hard. Treat her like she’s the heavy deadlift and really give it to her. You’re a man, and she wants to get fucked by you, man. Her orgasm is her responsibility, but she’s not after that. Women want to be comfortable enough to open up to that kind of power. Be someone she’s comfortable around, not someone she can walk all over, and I guarantee she’ll treat you like a king.

It'll be some gawd awe full PBR, Highlife, generic

Nice muscle pun in an exercise response.

Whoo!...think was him!?

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Can I get more advice from you please

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Even the fish that swims against the river, stays within it's waters

>Newfag still in his first ever relationship, probably married his high school sweetheart
Your experience obviously is limited to just that one woman, that you so desperately try not to put on a pedestal, cause you obviously can't control her in bed.. so don't be giving Boone advise about a subject in which you have no experience..
>Pathetic excuse for a man
She gonna put on a strapon soon fren. Man the fuck up

lurk moar

Don't ever pass up the opportunity to bang a chick you want to bang, it may not come again.

Don't ever bang a chick you don't want to bang.

Always wrap that shit up, or you'll be like ole Tod Packer here with some love bumps.

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-Age ain't nothing but a number.
-Dont buy shit YOU don't think you can afford. Ever.
-Be kind but don't let people walk on you. Ever
-Stay true to your moral compass, no matter what.
-Don't punch a gift horse
-Always buy a vowel.

Don't know shit about salmon or pike, huh?

Sure.

Hard work is not it’s own reward if it’s for someone else. Lift harder at the gym than you work for your boss. Study hard for school, not for the grades, but for the ability to understand more. That sort of thing.

Being a man is a good thing. Masculinity, despite the social climate/woke culture saying otherwise, is actually strength that inspires and makes people feel safe.

Letting go of old grudges allows you to grab onto better things. If you were bullied in school, the healthiest thing to do when you’re an adult is sincerely hope that they live happy lives.

Don’t be afraid to explore what feels right. Learn more about it. Get good at it.

There’s a difference between seeing something and looking at it. Women want to be seen, and feel comfortable looking. When she wants you to look at her, she’ll make you fully aware of that fact. Nothing is so obvious as a woman that wants you, but if you’re busy looking, you’ll be too preoccupied to see it. That gets easier in a relationship, but in the beginning the more chill, but aware, that you are, the easier it comes.

>You must be a special kind of tard
Cause that's what the reference is about.
Or do they walk on land?

Also, the post below this is bait. Fall for this shit and you lose sight of what’s important.
I sincerely hope you find some happiness in the real world. Think you e been looking at too much cuck porn, user. Shit is all over the place, so I know it’s hard to avoid. Hang in there.

No, shit for brains...they swim upstream and bears are waiting to pick them out of air or swipe them on the bank. They don't go upstream,...no bears. Hurrr durrrr. Need a talk about the birds and the bees next? Can you wipe your ass or mommy still doing that? Good gawd, please tell me your 10.

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be yourself