Whats your penis enlargment routine, what works best fast?

Just loose weight. It doesn't change anything, or for me it didn't. I went from 5" to 8.5" bone pressed, 400 lbs to 200 lbs, now my wife just complains, can't go balls deep anymore, i mean in her ass sure, bottomless pit, but the gag reflex makes oral risky if i get too excited, I don't like having vomit on my balls. When I was 5" I could just ungulate endlessly now she just, I mean she doesn't complain but I can hear her cry when I shove her face in the pillow. She feels like a bad wife but she's the love of my life, vice versa. All you need is 2.5 to make a girl pop. There is no secret legends of the hidden temple button you have to get to, to make a girl dig you, just be a good person. Oh unless you're gay, no one likes tiny sissy dick.

Be born with genetics that provide me a big dick fucking incel. Might as well just chop it off and accept your place as a degenerate faggot

Wtf happened here?

Nice.

How do you get over the obssesion of trying to get a bigger dick? Im almost 9 inches

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