Post your secrets Yea Forumsoys

Oh snap

Yeah ..........but did she die?

People die if they're killed.

This made me laugh so hard

How old was her little sister, did you get your cock in her? Don't pussy out on the details because of the pussies on /b

I have more I've made! But yeah it's just my kink really. Kind of interracial and also Islamic superiority. Glad to make you laugh tho!

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Hey, does anyone here happen to know who committed the Whitechapel murders?

(you fucking dumbass)

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This is super hot AF.

Little sister was 10. Yea I got my cock in her in all her holes. They taught me more than I could have imagined.

Managed to go several months without jacking it to underaged girls or having any sexual thoughts whatsoever...until 2 days ago a guy came in the store I work at with his 2 daughters in tight leotards...........finished my shift, got home and jacked the hell out of my dick to them. Was doing good :(

Oh jesus somebody help me! I hit a time loop and now I'm stuck getting murdered over and over again in Whitechapel, back in '88!

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How tight was it. The first dude must have split her open Damn that's hot.

im cheating on my gf
i really want to suck cock with the side girl
ive sucked my own dick to completion
seeing others post fb pics/nudes of my gf and friends gets me off insanely and it doesnt happen nearly enougj

I falsely accused a boy or rape to cover myself. I was 13 and my BFF and I were arguing. He called me a nigger slut so I slammed my knee into his balls as hard as I could. He threw up and hit the floor curled in a ball and I went home. About a week later cops show up at my house to interview me. I guess I really hurt him I crushed one against his pubic bone and ruptured it. He waited four days to tell his parents and by the time he got to a hospital they had to remove the damaged one. His parents wanted to press charges so I told the cops he tried to force himself on me and that’s why I knee’d him. They side with me and charged him with aggravated sexual assault. He took a plea deal for no jail time and got 5 years probation and 10 years as a registered sex offender. I know I did wrong but they didn’t have to get the cops involved. We could have handled it another way I was only 13.
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It was so tight it hurst a little to thrust into her. Like molten steel with a Kung fu grip.

you're garbage

Nice pasta user

i just got cucked by my best friend we were seriously dating and randomly she started a relantionship with a guy that has been out of town for more than a year so i guess she wants me to keep taking her out and fuck the guy when he comes to visit

i want to punch her or grab her ass and tits or just drug her to sleep to rape her or at least take pictures of her naked the next time i see her

beta of the year i guess

That reminds me of something that happened while I was in college. My bag at the time was a big prank guy. Always a joke or set up around the corner. One day I decided to get him back. I put a mouse trap on his dick while he slept. He squealed when it wen off, not screamed squealed. I was laughing and thought I was so funny until I saw the blood. The two I bought was to strong or I got him in just the right spot that it sliced off a little tiny piece of the top of his dick. He didn’t need surgery and was ultimately fine but his dick was kinda ugly fro then on. I never said the to him but with the extra piece gone it looked wrong.

At work so phoneposting,
1. Groomed my niece from 6 til 15
2. Fucked and recorded my ex's classmate's fat girlfriend cause I was pissed he was hitting on my gf
3. Got caught fucking a girl and her cousin by her fiancé
4. Blackmailed my employee for sex when I found her nudes online
5. Been fucking my sister and cousins off and on (not at the same time)
6. Fucked my ex's younger brother and his friends during a summer
7. Almost got arrested for sex with a minor
8. Went to Mexico almost every weekend to have sex with minors

Details on the grooming

How hard was it to push into that tight little ass? Did she grunt, try to move away?

i am a guy and i like my uncle

> I get paid to help the US govt. get away with selling arms to Jihadists essentially.

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We used vegetable oil for lube but it was still effort to get it in. I was not her first clearly and she seemed used to things, she seemed to enjoy herself.

Visited once a year during the summer or Christmas and since 6 she came into my room while I was under the covers stroking my cock. She was staring watching intently and I let it keep going cause my Yea Forumsrain said this would be epic. Showed her /gif/ and had her lay on the bed. She scrolling through webms and I'm touching every aspect of her and she doesn't say anything. Keep going more bold every year til finally she tries oral at 10 and then sex at 12/13. We kept going til when she visited at 16 and said she has a gf and doesn't want to ruin that. Let me eat her out but no more sex. It was a fun experience. They got married 5 years later and told her everything.

I get paid big Soros bucks to punch Nazis

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Man I can only imagine. Would have been nice to be the first.

Soo...nice one Elon.

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I killed my neighbors goat with a shovel last year.

I miss my sisters as they moved away.

I am a sexual deviant to the extent that law allows aside from having assisted in someone having sex with their own family member multiple times

I have had sex with my mother I law twice and have provided oral and anal sex (me recieving) to my brother in law since he was 16 and I believe ut has made his porn search history go from "young blondes" to "young men old men" and I have no regrets .

My high school friend Paul would hit my testicles very hard regularly and then make fun that he will make sure I never breed. I loved him so much.

I want black twin boys in my wife's womb.

I love death and violence and war.

Edgy

Shill

> I'm a 13 year old boy who's just discovered Yea Forums

I pretend to be a girl online almost daily. AMA.

Truly it is the bismuth of posts.

I started chatting to a girl on a old torrent website years ago...got to the point where she sent a photo of herself,as cliche as it sounds but she was absolutely stunning...and average joe me panicked and sent back a photo of a random hot dude off the net..swapped phone numbers and continued talking,as she lived in another state it was just abit of fun,but over time feelings on both sides got stronger and stronger,continued to send pics of a guy that wasn’t me,felt horrible the whole time,she eventually moved to my state with her family and I kept making excuses on why I would never see her...she eventually found out what was going on,she ended up moving back to where she came from,I’ve never told anyone this but I still wish that I had of just been myself from day one...I just never had such an incredible girl show any interest in me....it’s sad and pathetic I know...only thing I regret in life

i get pics of myself cocked and i think i have a bigger tribute collection than all of Yea Forums.... and im a trap

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in highschool i sent virus to my female friends through msn to spy on them through their webcams.

Why do it?

Post

post one

I like the attention. Sometimes I'll act like a girl who's been exposed just so people will blackmail me. It's exhilarating

Did you teach her to swallow? How was the pussy the first time? Did you do anal?

Details on mexico and the little brother

Yes, she didn't like it at first but kept at it and then really got into seeing me cum. Too tight! Couldn't even fit my whole head inside so mostly been letting her give me a pussy job and fingering her til she was wide enough. Anal was the first because it was very easier

I sometimes wish I had a hole for getting fucked in

I go to Mexico every chance I get to go fuck middle and high school girls for cheap.
My ex wanted to watch me get a blowjob from her brother, and that evolved into me fucking him. I was only able to do it cause he was very trap like, almost like a younger version of my ex. It was fun, then through unrelated issues, we broke up but on that same summer he hit me up asking to hang out with him and his friends and play games. Turned out he told his friends and I had a mini gangbang session with him and three of his little friends. Got really addicted to traps and girls at that age because of it now

I would like to know more about this Mexico thing, friend

I just go there and head to a Plaza by the border and see a group of girls and ask if they need any money. Or I go to the "alley" where street walkers hang out and pay one to show or tell me where to find some. Really easy for both parties

Good ol’ Mexico

Love it. Don't need a wall

Kek vegetable oil, what a quick trip to the kitchen to lube up? You're still a virgin faggot

Where and how in Mexico? Is it that easy?

>be me, 14
>have little brother, 7
>little brother gets caught with his little friend while sleeping over at his house sucking his dick
>both families make a big deal out of it.
>my parents and the other kid's parents lose their minds
>little brother never allowed to stay at his friend's house again

Fast forward a few months.

>little brother and I share a room, always have
>wake up to him touching my boner through my boxers
>feel awkward as fuck and roll over but keep pretending to sleep
>happens a few more times over the next week, always roll over and pretend not to notice
>wake up again and my teenager boner is sticking out of the hole in my boxers and I can feel his hand lightly holding it
>roll over and pretend to sleep, weirded out as fuck

This goes on for probably a couple of months, different things like this. I get super horny however one night and decide to see what happens if I just keep laying there. Of course, this is the night he doesn't touch my dick and just kind of goes to sleep.

>get frustrated, teenage idiot hormones start doing the thinking for me
>take dick out of boxers and roll over on my side to put my dick against him while he's sleeping
>he wakes up, notices, starts touching my dick
>just lay there and let him keep touching it, don't roll over like I had been doing
>he gets more brave as I pretend to sleep
>feel him pulling my foreskin back and forth slowly, jerking me off
>cum after like 20 seconds, first time someone else has ever touch my dick

This goes on and progresses into him sucking my dick for a while and them me making him suck my dick whenever I want for years until I left home.

It's very easy. Every border town has an "alley" these women get 20-30 to fuck so dropping them 50-100 (depending how desperate you look) will tell you all the secrets

How young are some of them and are they good looking/tight? How much do they ask

12-16 was the age I was going with and they were 5s through 7s depending how you view cunny. They were expensive for sure. Usually 150-200 to fuck once or twice...did pay 1000 for an overnight with one and her friend. Did some really sick stuff

when i was 19 i went to a sex club like 7 times and got trains run on me by guys my dad age and older.

...no more?

?=)

Sometimes I wish one of my students saw my naked pictures

Post it

Why do you bother making so many of these?

do you think it’d be worth it to take a short trip to Mexico from CT pretty much just for that? Bc that sounds dope

Did you cum fast?

Do you think it’d be worth it to take a short trip to Mexico from CT pretty much just for that? Bc that sounds pretty dope

I don't go to clubs, but most of the men i've slept with have been way older guys I meet on web Site like bleddit 4r4. I've only recently started to think it might be unhealthy and due to how my family treated me when I was young.

If you have the money, and confidence go for it

Sex clubs are more healthy and safety than meeting strangers. Everyone there use condoms unless you bout agree not to, also you can walk away any time you want and there is no single men there.

Gonna consider it, thanks for the info user

Scrappy Jack, still on the road if the rumors are true...

Sex clubs are more healthy and safety than meeting strangers. Everyone there use condoms unless you bout agree not to, also you can walk away any time you want and there is no single men there.
>family treated me when I was young.
religious family ? or just sex is bad and not letting you have bf and stuff ?

Np

>religious family ? or just sex is bad and not letting you have bf and stuff ?

It's complicated. Short version my family let me live in my own since I was 14. I became an emancipated adult when I was 15.

Sucks for you, have you tried not whoring in London?

When I was 15 I would tutor this 10 year old girl that lived a few houses down. She really needed to keep her grades up so her parents would let her stay on the soccer team for the league she played in. I talked her into everything I tutored her she would help me release some sexual tension

this guy was me
>i was high and crazy as fuck at that time
it's just came to my head "i can do it"
youtube.com/watch?v=vGPhqCIQYXk

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the eyes make it sexy

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If that’s actually you that’s pretty badass

How did you convince her to do things. What did you convince her to do?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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When I was 13 I would steal my dad's porn magazines to fap (because no internet). One day I found hidden in one magazine some pics of my mom… the naughty kind (with sextoys and gaping butthole). I Know I must not fap to this, but my boner think otherwise. Masturbates like a mad man on those pics for weeks. With time I developed a kink for anal, and I’m afraid it’s because of this.

yep
>i was surprised that people saying this is an add for some shoe

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Cancer cure?

youtu.be/_BwsKjX0X1Y

I found this person on the internet that does celeb rp and I've been joining in for a while. It's a huge turn-on and i absolutely love it, especially the fact that i can take the rp in pretty much any direction i want.
I'm gonna do something food-related when there's a good prompt for it.
>pic related
>inb4 ew deviantart
ik i hate it too, but i haven't found another place that does this, so I'll deal with the shit site.

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How does that work exactly?

I've been stealing money from work and blaming another person.

I’m a male and I like to get fucked and used by guys when I’m drunk. Everyone think I’m straight

Lmao

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They post an image prompt like that pic as an art post, we respond in the comments and do an rp chain from there.

Some faggots take it into notes (DA's form of DM's) but they're just insecure about their writing or kinks like a super beta male.

I run erotic rps online. They usually get pretty dark. The secret is that I use girls I know as the basis for the npcs and get off on what the players do to them.

Bad pasta, not believable at all.

How do you get paid?

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Underage, get the fuck out.

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He is obviously fake, but I do crime and you would take a cut of the money.

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Did you lose all contact options with her?

kek'd

Which virus did you use?

raped my cousin when she was 12

Don't pay for dates retard

>be me a 12-13 years old in the 90s
>friend gave me nudes pics of 12 to 15 years old girls some from russia/ukraine/france and others in a floppy disc even named it "lil Chicks"
>jacked off to that for years
>CD Writer came nice copy all my floppy disc to
the CD
>as years goes by and i completely forgot about it 2000/2004/2006
>we moved to our new home
>boxes everywhere
>my father found the CD called "lil Chicks" and see everything
>FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>he gave me th "YOU SICK FUCK LOOKs"
>he was really mad
>i could not explained to him at first becuse i don't even remember this shit
>he did not talked to me for a month
>until i saw the pics my selfie fuck i remember that floppy disc
>finally i explained to him how that happened
>he told me i was planning to turn you in all that time
> i got off that weird part of my life

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Sounds very interesting. More?

Holy fuck, that was dangerous. Glad I was just jacking it to Nina Hartley when I was younger.

A friend once brought floppy discs to school in middle school with pictures of girls our age he found online. Word got out and some people called him "kiddie porn" for a while butby highschool no one even cared

>pray tell

Fuck. that's like how limewire was in the 2000s. I never saw any shit like that, but I always heard horror stories. Actually grateful I never messed with that shit.

What do you want to know?

How do people usually get involved in it?

Keep going man, you were going strong, and I'm sure you can do better.

Nice trips

She was friends with my sister so I saw her a lot
She would come over to our house and swim with us a lot
I took every chance I could to touch her so she would get use to it
Even hugging her from behind when I was hard so she could feel it

So when she was desperate to stay on the team I could her how she made me hard all those times I’m the pool and if she would help me I would help her

She was hesitant at 1st but I guess staying on the team meant that much too her.
I showed her how to jerk me off, put it in her mouth or had her dance and grind on me everything I helped her with her homework
Never fucked her
Kind of regret it

Tit or gtfo

Rape

Fake and gay. And if not fake, i would fucking kill you if you did that to me you illiterate piss ant.

People get involved in different ways. I got into it when I was young. Let's say a family friend used me to be a delibery boy and taught me a few things. Some people I work with are just out of work people who needed money and are good at what they do.

I've seen my wife's nudes here on /b, /s and /hc. I didn't post them, but I like that they were once posted pretty regularly.

Details on the blackmailing.

staying at my wifes cousins house, he has a 12 year old daughter (at the time) i blew a load into a clean pair of her underpants and put them back in her drawer.
Still jerk off to the memory to do this day.
She is 14 now and they are staying here this weekend, i want to set up a hidden camera in the room whe is staying in to see if i can get some pussy tit and ass shots but don't know how to go about it.
and if i get caught i have no idea what a plausible excuse would be so probably won't do it.

I'm a sexually frustrated guy since I have not been in an intimate relationship with anyone before.

I sometimes molest and grope my relatives around the ages of 13-38, but mostly underage and in their early 20s. Both boys and girls. It also turns me on sucking on a kid's dick so I do it to my nephew who is 14 at that time.

I was exposed to erotic literature through internet fanfiction of underaged nymphomaniacs and I guess that triggered my fetish.

I get guilty over what I'm doing so I'm also a self-harm addict and had several suicide attempts before.

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Did that trick long ago on that photo site where you can find out if they have nudes there. Worked for one of my employees and told her "a customer informed me of your nudes" she was shocked and didn't believe it til I showed her and she felt embarrassed. I told her that I could hack it and get it all deleted and she believed me. I told her that it's grounds for her to dismissal to have these and told her since I'm helping her remove them and keep her job she could help me out once in a while. She's Mexican and needed the job for her family and hard to get work being in high school so she reluctantly agreed. At first she just went with it. During nights it would be just us and I would need her in my office to count the money and then we'd fuck. Best part was sometimes making her swallow my load when her bf was outside in his car waiting for her

How does one get into it when they don't have any connections? Some people like to be team players and don't like doing things on their own.

I hate my mom and I want to use her as a toilet

No clue what that trick was or which photo site, but I wish I had known about it. Kudos, I'd have done the same thing.

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>Wants to user her as a toilet

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I think it was photobucket

I figured, as that was the most popular one many years ago, but never heard of the trick.

GF dated some chad before we met
>6'3, jacked, "8 inch cock" (according to her)
>Apparently all they used to do was fuck (She said there wasn't much else to do
>Fap thinking about that

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She inter in a threesome? 7" 6'2 but will definitely go all night

Unfortunately no. I wish I could train her to become an amateur pornstar and record her.

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>Fap thinking about that
Cuck

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The same way you make connection in real life. The hardway is to start offering your services for jobs on the dark web or something similar. You be surprised how many legitimate things have illegitimate want ads. The easiest way is to commit a small crime and go to prison.

Start by getting her drunk and make her "imagine" she's looking at a camera while you fuck her and tell the camera what her ex did to her

Might be worth a shot. She fucks like a pornstar.

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Reminds me of that post on /r9k/. Guy found video of his girlfriend/crush getting banged by a couple of guys.

Kek that'd be hot. She knows how to use a cock.

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I hate Indian people

I was angry at my friend back then so I stole his dog when I was at his place and went to a nearby secluded farm told my mountain friends to cook it. I bought alcohol and we had a great time. I forgave my friend for being an ass. He still doesn't know where or what happened to his dog.

>trips

post her

I purchased WinRAR

I look for old stuff of myself on cp sites

me too.. pretty sure I found the video. considering how old it is, i was pretty shocked to see it.

Male? What happened to you?

I was blackmailed once to cheat on my boyfriend It was supposed to be a one time thing, but apparently I really enjoy being degraded and humiliated.

i'm based?

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Shut the fuck up cuck.

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Clothed pic?

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Yeah. I was molested a few times as a kid, tbh I don't know if there any "proof" exists, but I look for it anyway

I'd prefer it if I never admitted that I was both molested and look at cp while also showing my face

I almost got syphilis in an orgy at a furry convention but had the good sense to bail after getting my dick sucked.
My sort of con-boyfriend (who I started fucking that weekend) got it by being in the middle of an Eiffel Tower.

I have been as straight as an arrow ever since. When I get my blood drawn I mark that I have never had sexual contact with another male.

I deleted it in a panic one day. The video is old, like super 8 reel-to-reel old. The boyfriend of the lady who used to molest me would sometimes film it. I remember he would tell her to do things and tell her to have me do things. He must have developed it and eventually transferred it to video or managed to get a digital copy somehow.

Crop that part off

i know what is the new naughty dog game for the PS5 is
>it's a Secret Agent/Stealth intelligence game and it's a big one

pic not related

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I'm on my high school football team. I was exposing myself online to some girls while wearing my football helmet because they wanted to see me with it on. Later I found pictures of my camming was floating around the internet. I was so mad at first but then thought it was hot so I ended up saving them on my computer.

It’s too early for another new console to come out. I already spent nearly 400 dollars on a PS4. That’s some fucking bullshit.

>Brain washing to accept sandnigger rule
>It always starts small

Not biting faggot, kys

>The easiest way is to commit a small crime and go to prison
I don't think someone would be willing to do that. I always thought an easy way would be to conduct surveillance on a gang's drug dealer and follow him when he meets with different people who deal different items until you get to what that person wants.

PS5 release date on 2020
MAR/DEC
>you should know better not to pic xbox after the 2013 tv BS

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I sometimes leave McDonald's without cleaning my table

That's not how asexual works you fucking retard

That is a certainly way of doing it. It's not the safest way. You are essentially under cutting someone or jumping in on someone's turf.

Who doesn't?

You would have to follow them until you get to a big fish that isn't in just one piece of territory, I'd guess. You'd have to introduce yourself anonymously first so they wouldn't kill you.

I have shared worse on this site. I was about this age, it's a photo of a photo so quality is bad.
I know that this will be added to someone's collection but I don't really care tbh

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You would be labeled as a cop and killed almost instantly

Fuck xbox. They keep pulling that Jew bullshit, first they make more strict rules making it easy to get banned them they decide to make some games only playable through memberships. That’s a hard nope and I hate how both consoles are going to revolve around 4K graphics requiring you to spend nearly a thousand dollars. I can’t even afford a 4K tv and the fact that they’re forcing that is absolute horse shit.

probably not true because it's Yea Forums, but if this is real you should probly just kys. people like you are the reason the world is so fucked today.

So you're a whore?

Not unless you're a hoarder who brings trash at home. Just like my sister who collects garbage like bottles and wrappers in her room.

Cute boy doubt anyone would save this. Looks like nothing Tbh..

russian!

:D HAHAH
HA HAHAHHA

I met up with my bestfriends boyfriend and i finally gave him a bj (he had been asking for 2 years). I don’t regret it at all. I just feel weird because I thought I would feel guilty?

did you swallow?

I am social worker who runs a youth program afterschool. A new young lady joined the program and we went to Skyzone and she was looking so fucking hot, athletic and with a nice big bubble fit booty. Id never do anything illegal but damn id snatch that pussy and ass if it were legal. Oh well

What are you talking about? 4k is completely optional, consoles can also do lower quality, its just now possible to do 4k if you care. Microsoft even still sell the xbox one s. Im feeling violated by how forced 4k is right now.

But they we're your age???

I'm Asian

>winkface.jpeg

When I was around 15/16 I would send nudes in exchange for steam games/gift cards. I’m glad snapchat was a thing and they didn’t save the pictures because I was a stupid girl and sometimes would show my face.

It won’t be optional for long. Soon it’ll be a force.

Well he came twice. The first time I just sucked and just poured out. And I just cleaned it up but the second time I just swallowed it quickly

I've recently started doing porn.

I sometimes take creeps of my mom and jerk off to them later

Lucky fuck. How much you making?

>Xbox

Underage kids aren't allowed in here user, get out.

Spoiler, Jews rule this country already, have been for years, accept facts.

Pics?

You’re a blind retard aren’t you?

I've made 7k so far. I've only been doing it for a couple months.

>Thinks Jews don't run the country
>Calls me blind

Topkek

You mean soon it will no longer be cost effective to sell outdated hardware as manufacturing costs for newer standards fall to normal consumers prices. This is just how technology in a capitalist economy works. Launch at high dollar prices to make bank off the wealthy enthusiasts willing to drop small fortunes to have the newest thing, and then make open up the market woth more affordable prices once the R&D costs have been made up.

male or female?

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Female

I haven't told anyone, but i sucked my dads dick. And i was also one time kidnapped and raped for a week straight when i escaped i told no because i enjoyed it but the fun wasnt over yet my dad greeted me with his chode when i got home. Best spring break of my life

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Does it matter? They're making way more than my income.

I was 4 or 5 if I recall. If you ever find a really old black and white video of a young white boy with a woman who looks like late teens or early 20's, that's probably the one.

You're high. And even if it were just upgrade your shit 4k TV's aren't that expensive on the low end. You can get one for half the price of a new ps4

>Thinks I don't hate xbox
>Thinks I don’t Jews
Poor sap, Fuck off.

I'll be on the look out

Yeah well problem is when the newer consoles come out. That and the 4K tv is too much money.

Sucked my first dick recently. Going to do it again soon.

>im a trainer in a local gym
>female coworker is a stupid bitch fitting all the cliches about fit girls but she is hot as fuck
>weird obsession to feed her my cum just entered my mind
>that was WAY before i derailed to this shit site
>i usually make her protein shake after her work out so one day i took it with me and went to the bathroom
>came all over inside
>good amount, definitely noticeable
>left the shaker where i usually leave it for her
>she gulped it down as soon as she got a hold of it
>she didn't noticed it
>life goes on and every now and then i do this
>one day i got caught with her shaker at my hands while exiting the bathroom by another coworker that came too early
>he asked me if i came inside
>i know he is just as perverted as me so i said yea
>give it to me im gonna cum in it too
>when she came back she drinked a little and stopped and looked at it in the light
>she drank it all and then turned to me and said the protein must be getting bad cause the taste was weird
>the other dude saw the whole thing and was acting like an idiot until i told him to stfu
>i have gone to the beach with her with some mutual friends and oh my god i want to fuck her so much cause her body is amazing but her personality and voice are TERRIBLE
>kept cumming in her shake for a good 6 months every time she had to go somewhere close by
>she would come to train, finish her program, and then go run some errands
>by that point she must have swallowed as much cum as all my girlfriends combined
>still wanted to fuck her
>her behavior towards me somewhat changed and she was more relaxed and i found her less obnoxious and irritating than before
>mild flirting started
>she found another job at a beauty salon and would stop from gym
>as a goodbuy gift i kissed her when we were alone at closing one night (she was leaving at the end of the week)
>have sex right there and there
>after sex an urge came to me to tell her about the cumming
>thank god im not an idiot and kept my mouth shut

That's why you'd have to do something that a cop wouldn't do...

Either way she still got the protein.

Pornhub or actually company?

An actual company...well agent.

Where do you live? Want to kidnap you for a weekend with some friends

How’d you start? Been seriously considering doing that for a little while now

How much for scene?

I have the log in stuff to all my gf sisters social media accounts. The stuff on their makes me never want a daughter in my life

i am the dingleberry story guy

Post something

I have no idea what I'm doing at work, i pay people to do whats im suposed to do, I live with whats left pretty much on the same level as an entry worker, but with a nice apartment provided by the company , a suit and respet from the underlings.

So, as far as all of us with daughters. What are we in for?

Not him but imagine what the girls were like when you were younger. Sluts, most of them. Unless you don't let them be exposed to the modern depravity of the world, you're fucked.

B Fags,
Average Btard here, lvl25. Been struggling with depression my entire life. Hit dead end, can't swing out of this wave of depression. Was wondering if any of you other btards have advice or experience with ketamine treatments

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What we should expect?

The daily assaulting of their inbox by weird people

Riding a motorbike on country roads no helmet no license no insurance that I didn't have permission to drive, stopped and turned around, suddenly started taking chase from unknown man, sped off after taking a punch in the back and a kick to the leg, swerved around a car in front of me and a runner jumped from in front of the car, turned into rocks on the side of the road to avoid hitting the runner and crashed, bike slid and took them off their feet and I broke my toe and a couple of fingers but adrenaline meant I couldn't feel it, man closed in and instinctively went to help other person thinking I was immobilised, jumped back up and on the bike and sped off again, this was about a year ago

Depends on the scene. So far I'm averaging about grand a half per scene. Grand for just photo shoots

Sameeeeeeeeeee, it was my dads

I want Bindi so much

No chance, I’ve seen way too many people on Yea Forums get fucked

Yes like the other guy said SLUTS! More nudes on there to various guys than there is porn on pornhub.
Might be a specific case but it looks like she a had a brief lesbian relationship that she kept a secret and is now fight with that girl.
Besides the amount of sexual related talk, there is just an absolute insane amount of drama of the absolute dumbest shit

You stumbled on an illegal operation. They would have killed you, considering how hard they were trying to catch you. They must have being doing something pretty big.

did he make you fuck him before he got you any work?

My secret is that I have no secrets

Pic?

What are you gonna do when you kidnap me? Im home alone for 2 weeks

It's called cropping and marking. Don't be this new

Tf how old were you?

No, apparently that isn't a real thing.

I, Poopmaster666, too have autisim. Dont make fun of me or people of the tard. Quick question, is wrong to touch your little cousin while she's sleeping??

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Probably should go ahead and neck yourself you little faggot

In that case we'll just have our way with you all day and night in your house. You'll be tied up, blindfolded sometimes and pimped out. After a week you'll be drunched in cum inside and out

i've eaten my older sisters shit out of the toilet. in general im obsessed with her i stole her nudes off her latop and share them on here and kik.

>don’t be this new
>don’t be this new
>don’t be this new
>don’t be this new
>don’t be this new
Don’t give two fucks about your opinion

mine was some rando from grindr. met in a hospital parking lot and sucked his dick in his truck. it was super awkward right up until he pulled out his dick. Then it was like something just clicked and I had to have it in my mouth. felt so comfortable and safe laying across the seat with his hand on the back of my head. It was a dodge truck with the windows that are extra low so anyone could have seen but as soon as his dick was out I didn't care.

My sister

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now every time I smell any guys cologne I get turned on.

If i give you my address are you gonna come or are you gonna bitch out?

Oh I'll come, long as this isn't b8 to get revenge on some ex

Lawyer here.

This is just bullshit. A prosecutor's job is not to just send people to jail; He actually is bound by law to see if your alegations are true (if not, that's a crime in on itself), by which I mean, show us evidence.

'In dubio pro reo' Or, without evidence of an attempted assault (video, witness, recordins, bruises, scratches, dna, etc) there isn't a slight possibility of a prosecutor do accept these charges, even less of a judge process them

On the other way around, cops and prosecutors will first assume the obvious, you dipshit, that you would lie to cover your ass (which is fucking normal and predictable) reporting a crime falsely is a crime, so, if they ever found an evidenve you did it (as in, a Yea Forums post) they would haul your ass to jail faster than a african child runing from a lion.

Post them?

how often do you cum when being fucked while filming?

I kill traps and niggers

Whoever believes any of this is a retard

hang on let me finish jerking my dick off in the celeb thread, brb

Beautiful.

Had an opportunity to fuck a girl 14 a few years back she was into me, giving me all the signs but I didn't do nothing back. Was my gfs younger sis and I regret it now, first time I met her I was naked in bed and she was stood over me tryna get me up. Worst part is she's 16 and legal but in everyone else's eyes I'd be a creep banging teens when I'm past 20 now. Fucking 9/10 with the whole young Taylor swift thing going on but pretty sure had ADHD or some shit and a fuck ton of issues so I didn't wanna risk her crying rape or something.

Least I know next time if it's legal then wreck it and wreck it good.

>as in, a Yea Forums post)
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
Does that description of Yea Forums have any bearing in a court of law? Srs question forgive my retardation

Sheeit

I am unemployed. Can I do this too? I really need money right now...

Post them

What happened to the CD tho?

They should make fucking last of us 2 already more like naugty gay

i put it where no one can get to it
>one of these

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Yes, these are made up for fictional purposes Mr. FBI

Of course it does.

That liability does not work AT ALL in any court. That''s just a strategy to dissuate consumers in sueing Yea Forums itself.

It's the same thing when you park your car at a shoppin mall and the card tell you "we are not responsible for your shit'. Yes you fucking are.

Also, even if the warning was accepted, it means that only Yea Forums wouldn't be liable for the things written here. The actual writer would and will be.

>I’ve eaten my older sisters shit out of the toilet

Good god man that’s a whole different level of mentally fucked

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Well I didn't know about that fellow Yea Forumstard. I assume we would be really be sincere about the things we saying.

Yea you made the right choice good job user

This is actually a pretty accurate representation of Police forces (FBI, state, city, etc) when they see you posting shit thinking no one's looking (thx patriot act).

Honestly I don't know, just don't see why I'd get relentlessly chased like that for no reason whatsoever

I like to think so but I'm lucky her sis was fucking me or I'd have railed it like a Charlie Sheen coke whore

>YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Unrelated to this incident as the bike wasn't stolen, but a few of my friends used to steal bikes, an honda vision 50cc had a lot of legal documents under the seat such as birth, death certificates etc. and we burnt them all, always wondered if that means we wiped someone from existence, in legal terms obviously

True true

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No, there's copies.

I love jerking off to girls who are young, healthy, hygienic, pretty, have a great natural body.

Also, I love racism

True, I suppose you wouldn't leave the only copies of important documents under your bike seat

Ok that was normal and then the second part hit me like a rapist in an alleyway

Yfw you may have actually helped make her stronger

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I burried a box with treasure in it that no one will ever find
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Hint it's near Hollywood

Found it

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It's not, im really looking for a good time

Been there. Got one drunk and fucked her brains out. She was pretty loose. She never talked about it. Never fucked her again.

I don’t think she liked my I think she just got drunk and horny for some cock.

I dated a GILF in college. The sex was good but we both enjoyed just having someone to cuddle at night.

Then what's your address?

I thought I was the only one niqab's are hot as fuck

I like how you say that to her when there's a dude that fucked a 10 year old in here

Someone here fucked a 10 year old

I accidentally drank a smoothie with my cum in it now I'll probably end up sick from it.

I’ll take Things That Did Not Happen for $100, Alex

Run. Go as far away as possible. Don't look back

This is 100% horse shit

I once started having sex with my ex and about half way in, i had my hand over her mouth and decided to slip it into her ass. She was screaming muffled through my hand untill i finished inside her asshole. After i dragged my dick out of her she told me she was saying our safe word the whole time, also saying that she liked it.

theoretically this is the case, however... there are some retarded-ass prosecutors out there. Especially in places where it's an electable position, they just do not care in the slightest what the truth is and are only looking to score political points with their voters, thereby scoring themselves points with people in state politics. They will literally throw totally innocent people to the wolves just to get themselves one rung up the career ladder.

I put prosecutors in the same class as abattoir workers and people who euthanize animals at the pound. I'm sure some of them are just professionals trying to do their best in a difficult job, but there are sure as shit a bunch of complete fucking sociopaths among them. Either way, I wouldn't want to be in the same room as any of them.

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Just in case anyone is in any doubt.

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holy
moly

Did something similar with an ex. Woke up in the middle of the night and she was passed out on her stomach. I got on top of her and pinned her down and shoved my dick in her ass with just some spit for lube. She woke up as I was lubing up her ass but didn't start saying no until the head was in. Other she started screaming so I just covered her mouth with my hand and fucked her while she yelled no and cried into my hand. Afterwards I cleaned up and went back to bed. Then she went to the bathroom for about 20 minutes, came back out and didn't day a word just went back to bed.

Later found out she told her friend she really liked it. If she didn't gain so much damn weight I would basically have a slave by now. But noooo.

Anyone else think these threads are some weird psyop? The same stories get posted every thread and it's not like it's a repost because sometimes it will be the same story with variations or the person will sometimes reply as if they were the original OP

What the friend she told male?