and yet it confuses so many people around me as to why I'm 26 and never had a relationship
is it seriously so surprising that the shitty little song and dance you have to perform is not worth the effort of sleeping with someone, especially someone that looks like OP's matches?
Liam Howard
You have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Christopher Sanders
there arent any princesses on tinder I just want to use their body
Henry Mitchell
Post Post a pic of urself
Owen Long
Use the fatties (dragons) bodies then you will be relaxed and satisfied enough to find a real girl you like (princess)
