This fucking thread again

This fucking thread again.

Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.

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The power!!!

I almost can't contain it.

why do you even care anymore at this point?

It's a symbol for all my failures in life. Also, my dick.

bump

c'mon

just hit up a slag on tinder?

Used Tinder for years. Barely any matches and almost no replies.

mate you can go out on new years and kiss literally any chick at midnight. stop being a cuck

oh yeah you’re fugly and unlikable, my mistake champ

Yes. That's the problem.

be less ugly maybe I’m no rocket scientist

Wish I could.

you can. maybe you’re ugly and stupid

How? Grooming, clothes and gym only do so much.

fucking dye and reshape your eyebrows and pubes if you have to. our appearances are dictated by our lifestyle, not vice versa. try looking semi-interesting cause you sound bland m8

I am bland. But that is an issue of personality, not looks.

yeah you’re fucked

whats special powers do you use on the daily since youre a wizard