Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Alexandria ocasio-cortez standing there
Wat do?

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>take my pants off
>proceed to browse the internet for memes on my computer

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Say hi and thank her for her service. Then offer her all the eggs.

that sounds..awful...

Take back my poop. I worked hard for it and I don't believe she should be able to take my poop and give it to other people no matter how much more poop I have than them.

Get annoyed after seeing her for the billionth time on here.

Start a conversation about migrating the world away from fiat currencies.

Politely ask her to leave and be careful. People around here would probably shoot her.

Dogs trust her. Why don't you?

beat her to death with a phone book

Probably get falsely accused of something because I'm an evil white man.

Why does this bitch look bat shit crazy in every picture of her that I see?

kinda hot tho

Demand she pay her half of the rent

Pack her up and mail her back to Maduro

Oh man I'd let AOC domme the shit out of me

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Give her half my money and hope she doesn't start talking.

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The face of a woman hiding her abject terror.

I Bend over and get prepare to take her Green New Dealdo (tm) strapon up my ass.

uhh you've obviously never encountered a confident woman before. What on earth would she have to be terrified of?

We'd have gross rough sex and lay in bed all day, duh.

>must...make...her...less...attractive...!!!!

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>uhh
nice writing, really adds a touch of realism.
Hate to break it to you, kid. but i have been with almost nothing but strong confident women.
You can have that without being a commie puppet.

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You obviously haven't if you think that is a look of terror.

The look of a kid in over her head, yes.
I know these things. You clearly do not.

shoot the commie bitch god bless the U.S. OF A

she has no hips look at this her pants are falling down

her pants go up like 4 inches under her shirt are you retarded?

Seriously, you think she's attractive? Love does make one blind, I guess, and so do crappy politics, but fair enough

TURN ON THE GAS

Tell her that i already have a waifu.

I have a politifu

Vote for her

Teach her basic economics

Vile

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"I'd suck the socialist sweat off of her spic piggies" - Night Peg, probably

>I know these things
Oh well why didn't you just say so? Obviously we should ignore millions of years of evolved facial expression recognition telling us that she has a look of confidence because Yea Forums user not-neckbeard "knows these things" and that is clearly a look of terror.

Doesn't look like confidence to me, just fairly blank, but whatever floats your boat, kiddo

I've been a good socialist! It must be Christmas morning! ...Or maybe May 1st. Oh, well, whatever. Obviously only one thing to do- GET PINK.

I would thank her for all the laughs she has given us by opening her mouth & hope that she will continue the good work of being a dumb socialist.