Whats the most illegal shit you've done?

Wisconsin Statutes 940.203

Also I smashed the windows out of a cop car a few years before that charge and got the charges lessened to a misdemeanor.

Or do you mean shit we weren't caught for?

posted confessions in a honeypot thread

>that I was caught for at least

Got caught with weed when i was a teenager and the cops took me with them

forgot to mention that im not the kind of person that goes around punching cops. I did it to save my own life cause the police in the next town over were setting me up to be murdered. I ended up p7nching a cop who PROBABLY didn't deserve to be punched. its not like I was trying to hurt him either l. just get arrested so I wouldnt be murdered in the street as a transient

>Is there a time period where you think youre in the “clear”?
yeah, from the moment of stealing to the moment of them catching you with it.... after they catch you you are not in the clear

this is zodiak speaking...

Solid copious amounts of narcotics

You live in 715?

Killed someone in a car crash, went to jail

Dug up a 2 month old corpse and "munged"

Drugs and mental illness

Not really. It's hardly worth it, and truth be told, there is nothing worse than fucking with another man's ride.

>ended up p7nching a cop who PROBABLY didn't deserve to be punched
A unicorn?

greentext

ya I mean most illegal shit. period. caught or not

But like I steal from Walmart and I worry for 2 weeks. I know that what I steal is no where near what you do but I just feel like they are assembling a case against me.

Raped three different girls in my teen years.

Tryna be baby driver seeing if its worth the mola. Id drop my job in an instant if it was.

you have a paranoia.... once you left you are a OK, unless you took out over 5g of merch, and even then they might not have resources to track you down

I stole dna from the highest beings and saturated a far off galaxy you call the milky way. Found the tiniest planet in a solar system and combined all of it.
They haven't found you guys yet, but, when they do be prepared for a shitstorm the likes of which you've never seen before!

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Ran someone off the road because he honked at me. Also street racing and fleeing the scene of an accident as a result of said street racing.

Manager at a pizza restaraunt, and I pissed in the tea multiple times. Have a friend who I allowed to jerk off into the Alfredo sauce. We fucked with the food quite a bit in varyingly disgusting ways. All of which was served to customers.

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greentext

any way I could convince you to expedite the process? We need a fucking apocalypse pretty bad.

Yeah I know its fucking nothing but Ill have dreams about it but I only imagine it gets worse the worse you do. Maybe carjacking isnt for me. I mainly steal vidya and strip the cases in the store and take the disk.

>watched friend jerk off.
>srsly not gay guys

I never done nothing illegal, but I did know a guy up in Ontario who cut up some guy with a machete, he's a schizophrenic bipolar fucked up mess, so he went to a rubber room or something.

>"munged"

Real shit? Gonna need a greentext on that one.

Baited a cop into pulling me over drunk as shit because I knew I could talk myself out of it
>7 empty cans in the car
>been driving for 3 hours
>going 20 over
>got off with a warning

I was a teenager when I was doing it. I made decent money, but in the end I was arrested. Again, not worth it.

Lies

Girl 1 of 3
>be 14
>at a party and walk into basement room
>a pretty girl is passed out on a bed with a guy on top of her and another guy watching
>They see me
>watcher wants to kill me but guy on top of girl says I can go next as long as I don't tell
>I remember seeing this girl earlier
>Blonde cheerleader type
>way out of my league
>I'll never get a shot at pussy this fin on my own so I agree
>I am not a virgin but only just
>she doesn't move or make a sound
>I can barely tell she is breathing
>If it ever comes down to it I guess I can do necro because that is what she felt like
>awkward as fuck doing this with other dudes looking at me but I am at that permaboner stage of adolescence
>finish embarrassingly quick and leave
>Never see her again
>see those guys again and ask about her
>DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN DUMB ASS
>never invited back to parties with that crowd again

posted on this board without logging in to my Yea Forums gold account

that leaving evidence... the more you do it the more chance they gonna look out for people doing what you doing and you gonna get caught... if you take anythin take everything, or find a trash/cleaning cart and drop that shit there... leave no trace fagot

I stole halo 4 from Walmart and a bunch of ds games way back

lolfail

I removed the clothing tag from a teddy bear, when it clearly instructed me not to do so

Tell us more user

I hide the cases I dont leave them in plain sight but I usally only do it on Black Friday when the store is packed.

Yep

I tore the tag of a pillow that wasnt mine. Then i turned the pillow around so no one would see.

the cops sent some kids on bikes to harrass me the other day.

I yelled at them. the cops ended up arresting me on some bullshit battery charge... theyre trying to violate my probation.im pleading not guilty in court next month.

watched all of true detective from a bush outside my neighbors window

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well shit, i thought you are there every week.... hiding is nice but if they find that shit regularly it gonna raise questions... but yeah most times they dgaf, 3% of their cost is dedicated to theft, and its accounted for so they don't really sweat much about it

moved bricks

btw why are you doing that? just pirate the shit faggot

kekd

Sold weed in the interim between graduating with a master's and getting a job. Took about 7 months.

I have seen the finale of thousands of lives, man. Young, old, each one so sure of their realness. You know that their sensory experience constituted a unique individual with purpose and meaning. So certain that they were more than biological puppet. The truth wills out, and everybody sees. Once the strings are cut, all fall down.

One beautiful Monday morning I decided I was going to take some magnesium, some Molly, and some acid and play some Super Smash Bros melee. My roommate was home and I decided to get him in on the Molly fun. So we sat down and played some melee. Molly had kicked in, the acid was on the comeup and I was having the most fun I've ever had playing a video game. Trash talked the shit out of my roommate reminding him he was getting dumpstered by a giy high on molly and acid. Eventually he was johning so hard and clearly didn't want to play (don't blame him, the trashtalk was honestly the best things that have come out of my mouth). I wanted him to help me setup netplay, so I could wreck some scrubs high on acid. - He's never used netplay and never watched me start it up but I insisted he help me. Anyways he went to his room and I either couldn't start netplay, or just wanted to get him to play with me. Either way I was still trashtalking him from downstairs, he was telling me to keep it down and I kept yelling back at him it was "8pm on a Monday, what's someone going to do, call the police? The dogs are whistlin" He was confused, so was I. But he came back down and we argued, I told him I'm the best melee player ever on acid and if he won't play me he better call Leffen and Mango to fly out right now and whoop my ass. There was much more trashtalk but I got fed up he wouldn't help me play, so I started banging on shit, broke one of our blinds. I bolted up to my room, still yelling trashtalk and crazy shit. I threw my dresser and it exploded, knocked everything off my nighstand, destroyed my bed, tossed around my clothes, slang my lamp by the cord and fucking bolted downstairs and out the door (I literally do not remember leaving the house). I wanted to go find someone to play melee with me. My roommate was chasing me outside, telling me to go back indoors and stop making a scene. 1/?

Im a console fag and sell games on ebay for profit.

how'd you cover that up on your resume?

How profitable was it? Thinking about starting a business and laundering small of amounts of cash through it to pay for college.

“You said rape twice”
“I like rape”
“Get this man a badge”

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What's up with all of the datamining threads tonight?

Basically forced myself on a girl. Both were underage and she didn't actually dislike it because had a crush on me

we dont need no stinking badges!

Covered it with Crayon. What’s below line below Masters degree on your resume?

But why was the cop high on meth?

Margins on weed aren't that great anymore.

mod the console fag... free games, profit? so you are doing it regularly....

Killed a man
Sold alot of drugs
Stole a car
Pick one

I dont think he was.

Nicee one...Elon.

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That’s funny, I stopped making dangling modifier jokes after I hit puberty

No I just do it for quick cash. Steal games wait for deals to end then sell em. Small profit but profit. Me not smart enough to mod xbone one.

I was living in South Dakota where the prices were high. A friend from Washington mailed me weed in vacuum sealed packaging. It cost my plug $100, which he sold to me for $150, that I could turn into $500. I only sold to a handful of people though. I moved back in with my dad while I was unemployed and looking for work, so I only needed enough cash to cover the non-essential. Dad didn't make me pay for rent or food.

the cop didnt give me the meth some informant/ cop controlled drug dealer gave me some for free... part of their plan to set me up

this happened a few years ago

Thinking of having ppl in legal states buy weed carts for pens and send me them. Cost $30 in legal states sell them for like $60-75 here

It was about an hour of me running up and down the street, yelling at pedestrians to come get whooped at melee, running in front of cars, stopping them and telling them to fucking call the police cause the dogs are out and whistling and the birds got mustard and they gotta get fucking bopped at melee. My roommate desperately chasing me, and me also telling peopld to call the police on my maniac roommate who won't leave me alone. I kept telling people I didn't know who he was or why he was following me. Eventually enough people had gathered and a guy finally called the police. They showed up and i really started going crazy. They had blocked off the streets and I was yelking at them to put their gun directly in my mouth and pull the trigger. Yelling at them to get fucked at melee, decided to stip down naked in the streets while my roommate is begging me to stop and trying to pick up my clothes and cover me. I moon the police while he tries to cover me. I started having a revelation about the world and my calling to melee. Yelling at the cops to come beat the beautiful off of my face. Ttelling them they wouldn't because I'm too gorgeous. Kept screaming at them about how big my dick was. - Didn't know where any of this came from, I hate myself. - Trashtalking my roommate still and he was crying. Eventually I got exhausted and said "I give up" and collapsed in the street face down. I was still mumbling crazy shit about 0's and 1's. Then the fucking largest cop I've ever seen in my life lays on top of me, and some nerd comes over and pumps my arm full of ketamine to sedate me and I was out. So now I'm tripping on acid, added magnesium for the molly, qnd ketamine. I was a flaoting head completely out of it and terrified but on top of the wolrd at the same time. Then I woke up in a hospital. Confused and still tripping. Everything was blurry and nurses kept asking me things i couldnt hear or answer. 2/?

They 45 in Seattle where can I get em for 30?

I bet you could make a lot of money doing that. Hope it works for you. Use the app "wicker me" to talk to clients about deals. I didn't get that deep into the business, but do some research on ways to avoid getting caught if you plan to sell long term.

Go on

This chick in Cali says she can get them for $30 but she might be a retard so yeah... but even $40 it decent profit margin.

Drove a car loaded on cocaine, booze, marijuana, and oxy. I was 16. I was also a fucking idiot.

Thx for the advice. My plan seems good but any more advice would be great.

Don't. In non-legal states like NY, wax carts are all they're looking for now and I think carry a harsher sentence. It's not worth the squeeze.

Caught some guys robbing my house after having problems with it for a while. Rolled up in my car, saw what was going on, blocked their car in the driveway. Shotgun in the trunk came out and I held them hostage as they tried to bail out.

Let them go but made them walk home, didn't have any more issues after that. Second time I'd held someone hostage at gunpoint.

When you have product on you dress like you are on a way to a job interview. Keep a clean car, and dont smoke weed in it. I have been pulled over with product in the car twice, because of a tail light that kept going out. (I got it fixed eventually) If you look like a good kid college boy the cops are unlikely to search your car for drugs. If you look like a frat star or a thug they might and that is game over.

Broke into an abandoned school with friends, sprayed all the fire extinguishers all over the place.

Really sketchy, I even brought one back to my house which was massive and clearly labeled with the name of the place

I was strapped down to the bed with an iv in. I kept pulling at it. The rest of the hospital was just confusion and waiting paitiently for hours worrying. Eventually a guy came up and was like "you can go, can you call anyone?" Didn't have anything on me cause i stripped naked (was really lucky for me because I had molly in my shorts pocket and could've got fucked, roommate picked up my clothes). So I walked home to my house from the hospital at 3-4am,not tripping but still fucked and no shoes only hospital socks and clothes. A 30- 45 min walk and it felt like forever. When I got home all my roommatws and some friends were all passed out in on bedroom. The hospital told them they'd call them when I was free to go but they never did. They wondered how I got there and the next day we spent apologizing to neighbors with cookies and me fucking trying to remember what happen and my roommate filling me in. Craziest day of my life, just wanted to play melee. 3/3

Should mention I'm not USA, pointing a gun at a person will get you time here.

you making 50% of your investment and do a lot of work ... shit profit imo unless you be moving bulk

One time I accidentally littered at the park by trying to throw a piece of trash in a garbage can like a basketball hoop and missed (I still picked it up afterwards though)

>tax evasion
>credit card fraud

Well I prostituted myself (yes I am a male) while I was underage and stole a bunch of peoples cc´s as an exit scam.
And for the tax evasion part, well I would have had to pay taxes but well I was underage and I cant just pay taxes for something "illegal" (I did nothing Illegal but my customers did besides the CC fraud).

Earned enough cash but I couldnt spent it on anything that I realy wanted like a nice car or litterly anything of larger value so I pretty much just hordet the money till I was able to wash it.

grew pot in my backyard. i live in GA so im pretty sure that's a felony, not really sure. did it once, made a couple thousand bucks, and realized it wasn't worth the risk.

Mail delivery to “fake addresses”

I took a piece of hard candy from the bank without asking. I was so nervous on the drive home. I was sure they were going to put me away.

cool day man, glad you didn't get fucked by the popos

I was thinking of moving about 100mg and see if it works out. Its more I dont have money to buy in bulk.

talk to me in $, how much you were going to move /make

The only other advice I have is to get a decent scale if you sell flower. I got a cheap one on Amazon and even though it claimed to measure up a hundredth of an oz it wasn't sensitive at all.

>meth, not even once

I knocked on a guys door at 2am with a shotgun.
I robbed him for all his weed and 2 bongs. I got so fuckin blazed

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I took a Cheeto out of somebody's bag without asking once.

For real though I'm the host of a pretty fucky chatroom/board/pm/filesharing type deal on I2P. I've also done quite a bit of arrestable hackery, including development of loads of malware such as a line of RATs and silent distributors used for DDOS/datamining type deals.

Thinking now prob like 10mg each cart holds .5g 10gs of oil is $200 so pay $200. Sell 1g for $60-75 PROFIT = $650 to $750

My bad im bad at math rn starting cost $1000 my bad

Sold drugs

Fuck me can some do this for me.
>Buy 5grams of oil at $45 a gram
>Sell 1 gram for $60-75
>Profit whatever that is.

Refused to acknowledge someone's made up gender.

banged a lot of prostitutes, had one pass out in my car after shooting up some heroin. I dropped her back off at her place and never heard from her. One crack head let me cum in her and I have a bastard son that I never have to pay for .

Between 75 and 150 dollars of profit...

Sell away but I think you're a fucking a retard and you're going to fuck yourself over trying.

Cross the border. U mad?

I just have to sell it I dont have to do any of the packaging and shit I can just sell to people who have the customers. And to a wage slave an extra $75 how ever often is nice.

u have aids?

Actually no, I got tested last month and I've been prostitute free for a year prior. I had lots of unprotected sex with trashy whores, a whore from taiwan at a massage parlor let me hit it raw and that time I thought after that I was done for.

It is chump change but he's only selling to trusted approved folk.

Exactly I not tryna be El Chapo just get enough to pay for college a little bit.

You have no idea how money laundering works

Bet.

Tell the other 2 stories

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nice try fbi

When i was 11 i got caught smoking in the woods by some cops who were called from a person who said she heard gunshots. Actually it was a friend throwing firecrackers while we smoked out there. They took me home afterwards and told my mother about this incident. In the end i was sentenced to grounding for 2 days. Now with 27 i still smoke and never stopped.

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>right against self-incrimination

funny tho

Was that the guy who was on the street with a machete in the middle of the night? Crazy guy slashing randoms on the street?

Remember reading it online

girl 2 of 3

>1 year later
>different group
>different house party
>I see a very popular girl from my class
>not a friend but not a stranger either
>She is white girl wasted stumbling around
>see her making out with a couple Chads during the party
>I know she has a BF but he isn't here
>This is what seals hr fate and gives me a diabolical idea
>grinchsmile.gif
>I wait until she goes to upstairs bathroom
>wait in room near bathroom at end of hall
>Pounce on her like a trapdoor spider and pull her into dark and empty bedroom
>I slip a pillowcase over her head
>part blindfold part gag
>Music is loud as fuck downstairs anyway
>Wrestle with her as I get her skirt up and shirt open
>pin her down with my body and use one hand to keep pillow case in place and the other to strip her
> panties rip off like tissue paper
>bra is indestructible adamantium and kevlar underwire type
>stretch it out enough to get at her sweet 16 year old tits
>spit on my hand and rub it on my shaft
>ssslllooowwwwlllyyy but steadily force my way inside
>I can make out some of what she is saying along the lines of No, stop, please, condom etc
>this is way better than the passed out girl
>she calls me by Chad's name
>I want to laugh but keep silent throughout
>her squirming feels amazing on my cock
>fuck her harder and faster as she lubes up reflexively
>at the time I thought she was getting into it but now I know it is just her body acting on instinct
>feels good either way man
>Cum buckets inside her as she begs me not to
>roll her off the bed and run out of the room
>bed blocks her view of me
>she curls up in a ball and cries anyway
>I slip out of the party unnoticed
>this was Saturday night
>see her in school that Monday
>she seems fine
>I get diamonds just being near her knowing what she looks like and feels like
>when she talks I hear her pleading for me to "stop raping her" in my head
>she mysteriously breaks up with her long time BF soon after

At least a few times more till it all sinks in

Damn dude.. how much acid did you take?

Looking forward to part 3 two hours from now, user!

>>Most illegal shit you have done
>>Probably the 8 year old

Not my fault the thread dropped off to dead. Didn't know anyone was reading them.

Fuck off, FBI.

part 3?

ripped tag off my matress

stole a early 90s sedan while high on speed and cocaine to go rob a guys garage. it should also be noted that i didnt have a license at the time so theres that as well.

>several years later
>in military but home visiting
>now I am that Chad that buys alcohol for the high school sluts
>another party
>start talking up some hottie
>music is too loud for neighbors
>cops show up
>Lots of them
>Like I give a fuck, I'm 21 nothing illegal about me and my drink
>hottie is super worried about getting MIP citation and parents
>Activate Jason Bourne mode
>escape from house evading police through several back yards
>dragging hottie along with me like a kite
>get her home safe and sound
>Start making out expecting a reward for rescuing her
>she says thanks but no thanks and take her home now
>Bullshit. Bitch you owe me for that escape. >You'd be in a squad car with your parents getting called if it wasn't for me
>realize I am arguing for no reason
>I continue to kiss and feel her up
>she resists but not too much
>get her naked and bend her over the back of a couch
>thatescalatedquickly.jpeg
>finish in her and let her use shower
>let her get dressed and take her home
>she pouts the entire ride back
>no cops ever get involved as far as I know
>rape is easier than shoplifting

I poisoned a guy 3 times with mercury 3 separate years at a festival, the fucker doesn't come around anymore.
I broke into a guys house and stole $1000 cash, 2 pounds of weed with 4 of my friends and baseball bats. We were gonna break his legs because he beat his girlfriend and she was our friend. Instead we just robbed his ass and smashed his house up.

I was going 160km/h in a school zone 30km/h speed limit. Cop was doing radar and jumped out infront of me to tell me to stop, i almost hit him. Slammed on the brakes and came to a stop 150m down the road. Figured i was already losing my license lets see if he can catch me, fuckin took off got out of line of sight. Pulled into a parking lot and seen him rip by going 140+... Came home told my mom and she helped me hide my car, last time i drove it that summer.
Drive high on LSD at least once a month for the past 8 years
Sold ketamine to friends
Fucked a prostitute and she didn't let me cum on her body or in her mouth so i stole the $200 i gave her and left
Stole a bag from a big named DJ that had like 10k cash and about 5k worth of drugs in it.

I also have a vintage JDM car i pay $180 a year for full insurance. Only thing is i can't do more then 2500km a year in it.. I just disconnected the speedo and boom unlimited km now activated.

>Whats the most illegal shit you've done?
nothing, i am a good man, you are a piece of shit,OP, for your questions, and faggot

murder

every food shack does this

you fucking animal

committed a couple of non-violent robberies worth like $8k, sold low level drugs (pot, mushrooms, etc). driven while intoxicated (mostly pot, sometimes LSD or MDMA)

That's about it really. I'd never harm a person financially or physically unless they really had it coming - think like a child predator or something. I'd like to think i'm a good guy :^)

I have a funny one for you
>be young
>Break into house with 3 friends
>Everyone going through getting stuff to steal
>Get into his computer room
>Open cabinet
>all of my wat
>Out line of a big fat double headed dildo
>Open grocery bag
>Butt plugs, dildos, clothespins
>Under it was hand drawn gay alien porn
>Call the friends into master bedroom
>Dump on bag on bed
>Everyone is laughing
>After that we stopped stealing and basically did a easter egg hunt with sex toys
>One is his freezer, one in his microwave
>But some? Would still have to be there today... In crawl spaces... Thrown in unscrewed vents...

I sort of feel bad about it now, but its not like Im going to call the guy up and apologize.

I used to prostitute. Not a fun time but I made a lot of money. Not worth the psychological damage

Became a distributor and help run a rico (not a fucking a dealer that's for petty niggers and I hated that time) of mostly weed and psychedelics

Incest. I fucked my sisters ass when I was in 9th grade and she was in 7th. We only fooled around a handful of times throughout school because we had 5 other siblings. Don’t talk very much nowadays but I still fantasize about her every now and then. She had an amazing, tight ass

psychological damage?

Shrooms are better unless you can get yourself a consistent source that cheap n bulk and buy out smaller dealers it's not worth the time

none because my parents raised me properly

also, asian

Child predators are humans too

Broken in to a deig den when I was 15. Stole some viagra.

Drug den*

Story?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Bro

id murder someone if i caught them trying to steal my car. straight up run them over with my other car / suffocate them with my hands and bury the body in the woods.

You might be one of those 1% that has hiv resistance

Bro

Kenwood high? Tripping on acid?

user is paranoid and making shit up because meth...

So you hitted puberty and become a retard?

Okay psycho lol

I went car hopping when I was in high school. Like maybe once a month. It's where you just go walking/cycling around quiet neighborhoods in the middle of the night and see if anyone left their car unlocked, and steal shit from inside it if they have. You get a surprising amount of money in spare change lol.

You're a monster, I hope you die from anal hemorrhage in a prison :D

Nice try, FBI

That faggot is too old to know how to internet~

Statute of limitations has run out for all 3 of those. I am free and clear.

Xplain

Lawyer up faggot

You're appreciated user

(Insert cool story here)..

Slow night FBI?

So you were a drug dealer? Nice

Bump

I j-walked once... ruined my life.

I did marijuana when i was 28. Gf almost sent me to a North Korean labour camp

Assassinated several key politicals throughout the world. Most of these were sanctioned of course. Now I enjoy a nice retirement.

Nigger

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I believe you.

Robbed a grocery store for just over 1200 a few years back. It was late shift working so they had a tard at the register. Told him to empty tray into bag, and he just hands me the whole tray instead lol.

I rubbed my dick on a little girls face
I guess thats "lewd act on a child" or some shit

>Being this gay

Bro

Downloaded a car

What are you doing on 4chanTed Cruz shouldn't you be cucking it up in Texas.

what is the point of the thread then??

Stold a laptop from my employer, they still have no idea.

burned down a barn
beat a druggie in the street infront of the cops

i crashed a building into an airplane once

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I collect CP

I cheated on my taxes.

>Cycled in a no cycling zone
>Got a 50 dollar fine
Didnt have enough money to pay it, so i had to borrow some

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Don't you dare post any of it or I swear to god I'll call for mods

Rape is easier than shoplifting because 90% of rape “victims” wanted it.

Being caught?

Got caught speeding. Cop came up on my passenger door and when I opened my glove box saw that the pill bottle I had in there with multiple different pills. For some reason they didn’t arrest me. I just was honest with them and didn’t try to hide it. I also just told the guy I didn’t want to lose my son. It worked. I just completed my community service and drug class, and the charges are being wiped off my record.

That I haven’t been caught doing? Probably theft from places I used to work. I worked at two places with a key in the register to pop it open. I’d take the customers paying with cash, do the math in my head hit the key and either never ring it up or void it. I prob made off with about 10 k over the years

Explain what munging was like for you. Asking for a friend

Dude tried to jump me in an alley one night, strangled his nigger ass and left him behind a dumpster. Watching as he kicked and those eyes bugged out was the most satisfying time in my life.

I guess this might be illegal..

>Be 23
>Sister 21
>Comes home from college for a month
>Very close relationship
>We spend afternoon drunk while everyone is gone
>Cuddle.jpeg
>Start saying how she feels nice
>Rub thigh sensually
>Make out
>Feels awkward for us both but we give in
>Most carnal making-out ever
>She pulls my cock out from my sweat directly in her mouth
>Proceeds to sucks me off until the garage door opens
>I finish as it closes
>She drank every single drop

Greentext

flew past a police speed trap going 115 over the posted limit on an interstate

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Are you Satan?