YLYL
You post funny material, you win.
YLYL
Nolan Wilson
Alexander Butler
John Harris
shit stain in the toilet
blast it with piss
Luis Davis
toilet water is yellow
saving water/saving the planet
Brandon Brooks
>remember when I was 18 on Yea Forums
>every day I'd browse Yea Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door
...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."
Logan Cox
take pants off
fold them, instantly clean
Adam Torres
company coming over
febreeze the place
Jack Evans
women
women
Connor Baker
OMG, so clever
Dylan Collins
bloc party
sitting at the kids table
Tyler Parker
laundry
no fabric softener
Carson Sanders
ironing board
drink cart
Tyler Edwards
disposable cup
my only drinking cup
Gabriel Adams
Samuel Harris
Samuel Allen
Lmao
Lucas Morris
rug
covering stains
Jose Jones
Lincoln Anderson
Luis Murphy
Ian Hill
Jack Morris
Landon Hill
Ha keked
Oliver Carter
Adrian Nelson
Welp, I guess I'm the fucking bachelor frog. Every. Fucking. Day.
Daniel Stewart
tuesdays underwear
turn them inside-out wednesday underwear
Blake Young
Lame ass faggot.
Nathaniel Davis
Jaxon Perry
up all night parting
online with my clan
Tyler Stewart
job interview
hang shirt in the bathroom
Xavier Nguyen
toilets clogged
piss in the sink
Eli Peterson
girlfriend
Spanish inquisition
Henry Gray
no clean dishes
order take out
Nathaniel Sanders
no razor
raise ball cancer awareness
Leo Johnson
Check fridge
check fridge again 5mins later
Michael Cruz
What format is this for??
Nathan Lopez
surf 9gag for comments
Find out your banned because furry porn.
Ethan Flores
i think it's bachelor frog or adorable biped like the rest
Jeremiah Lopez
Every fucking time i open chrome.
Ffs
Blake Cook
didn't pay the water bill
shower at the gym
Ian Anderson
piss in the urinal
piss on my trousers
Michael Ross
The missionary position. You’re welcome.
Caleb Garcia
no toilet paper
go to work early
Henry Myers
Joseph Sullivan
neighbor changes wifi password
go to the library
Anthony Martinez
Oliver Ward
milk went bad
Gourmet yogurt
Cameron Allen
face razor
is ball razor
Connor Cook
i dont get it
Landon Hill
dishwasher
clean dish storage
Gabriel Collins
I chuckled
William Parker
Angel Collins
His nigger is at home shining his shoes, dumbass.
Benjamin Nguyen
Post a photo of yourself. I want to see what someone like you looks like
Alexander Thomas
Michael Ross
frisbee
colorful plate
Easton Miller
alexa
only female voice all day
Adrian Campbell
Grayson Jackson
Carson Allen
+1 internet for you
Carson Jenkins
This thread sucks
Zachary Perez
Brandon Ramirez
fat cow tits
Tyler Cruz
+1
Asher Jackson
Jackson Allen
Xavier Williams
Wyatt Campbell
Ian Allen
bump
Daniel Powell
Dominic Smith
Christian Nelson
Easton Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Carter Martinez
sorry
Ryan Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez
Camden Scott
Nathaniel Ramirez
Connor Hall
Joshua Lewis
haha
Anthony Flores
my first spider bread
Jayden Taylor
1
Charles Hill
2
Easton Gonzalez
3
Justin Williams
nigger
Levi Edwards
4
Joshua Mitchell
It's interesting how completely normal FBF things everyone does but doesn't talk about
get mixed in with shit only the scuzziest losers do:
Landon Evans
kek
this is like totally me
Blake Taylor
Levi Lee
Henry Gray
Wyatt Martin
Kevin Powell
Thomas Kelly
Nathaniel Carter
Jeremiah Garcia
Chase Ross
Levi Sullivan
Jackson White
Ayden Foster
William Martinez