Celeb thread, let’s nut edition

Celeb thread, let’s nut edition.

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ITT: Lonely boys masturbate together.

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Any Ariana to jerk to?

Will always nut for Tay

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Is it true Taylor Swift actually lurks Yea Forums?

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ya its Yea Forums you goofy bitch

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Some of us are adults

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And?

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What you waiting for?

I'm jerking off already

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

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NUT2

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sushi dinner pics imminent

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Still fapping after all these years

Who you like?

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You fingering your pickle hole?

and stroking my cock

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kek

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slow bread

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my first!

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first what

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Everyone is asleep, like you should be user.

Nice resolution.

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girl to make me jerk

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ok, i had more pics to post but goodnight then

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bump

oh word. I don't remember who mine was. probably Pam Anderson or Jenny Mccarthy

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And stay asleep.

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choose one:
grace helbig
lynz
jaime murray
cherry crush
cecily strong

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Young Claudia was adorable.

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Either grace or lynz
Prob grace tho

let us nut
amen

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HERE COMES THE NUT

Why wont dua breastfeed me while she rubs my tiny benis?

I'd fuck present day claudia too tbh.

her tiddies too small

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I should be grading papers right now but these kids are dumb as fuck.

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to breastfeed?
all you need is nipples papi

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Good morning everyone!

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I mean yeah, me too, I love Claudia.
Shes a lovely lady.

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I know this feel

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Does grace want my cummies?

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yep, she likes starting celeb threads.

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lol I have no idea how to respond that that
you do you though

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Goddammit i'd destroy that. She's smart and funny too, so that's a bonus.

Britney is cool.
Shes my age and worth $215 Million.

>i am a Yea Forumstard.

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I'll take that gif as a no.
Gonna put my dick away :(

Who dat?

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Hi spamanon

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you guys can come fap with me to ths.

www pornhub com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576af996a0353

pls do she's cute af
I just, can't respond to "cummies" lol

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The ever changing Claudia Winkleman.
Sometimes she looks adorbs sometimes she looks like an Alice Cooper groupie.

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not long enough tbh. but i like those celeb JO challengs

kek
I got some grade A cummies in the pipe bro

Henlo

oh hello
neat, the only Claudia I know off the top of my head is Claudia Black
cool beans oak nuggins

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Lovable idiot

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Guys I'm having premature ejaculation issues from masturbating too much.
I cum in like 1-2 minutes max and usually way faster.
How can fix?

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stop masturbating every day

Adderal?

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does grace like cummies on her toesie-woesies?

Tried it, went cold turkey and didn't fap for a few weeks.
Also tried just fapping like a few times a week. Still can't go back to normal.

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Kys

This is also good
lol probably not but imagine away bud

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Hey, don't pretend to be me fuckboi

Are you asking if I'm on it or telling me I should be.

If #1, I'm not.

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eeep!

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owo

Heya!

EEEEEEEP! O w O

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The schnoekie is bouncing on his bed
jipjipjipjipjip ^__^

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Go longer or ask doctor, I guess.
Amphetamines may increase feelings of arousal but are also may lead to difficulty maintaining erection or achieving orgasm. A medically prescribed dose of Adderal has far less amphetamine than one would get using street drugs, in my own personal experience with my prescription I found my sexual stamina notably improved.

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Hello schnoekies of the pumpkin patch
Who dis?

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20mg IR masterrace

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how are you qt 3.14?

are you cut? and please i may need to see your fully erect penis to really tell you what's wrong

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dang who is this really cute guy?

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Stop doing drugs.

Where has schnookie been these last days?

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30mg XR

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I'm good thanks, snacking on some chippies. How about you?It's me
Yesterday I was watching markiplier videos on Youtube. Five Nights at Freddy's and stuff like that

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titty queen

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Ahhh, stupid work keeps me from posting

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400kg ir

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Damned pixels
No can do bud, I'm fucked.

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I should be working right now actually.

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oak nuggins, bud

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Great, going to bed soon. I hope you enjoy your chippies snookems

Who wants to suck me off for taytay ? Tell me a story how you suck me off for taytay

I've never watched his videos before but I recognize him.

That's why we should stop going to work! Not really though, I think we probably need the money.

You're already perma-fried.

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>not a celeb

Tanks, my fwend

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Too hot!

>literally is

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But?
But if I stop going to work people will suffer

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I won't deny it.
I used far more drugs in the past than any perspective employer should know.

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I'd eat her burrito if you know what I mean.

I can't do the XR. I took it in HS. 30mg as well IIRC. used to geek for days with no sleep on that shit. IR only really lasts for 4-6 hours.

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Yeah, he's pretty good at explaining the games and solving puzzles

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Teenagers are awful, I'd rather be working with kindergartners or adults.

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bad thread

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IR is too easy to "justify" abusing, and I know my weaknesses.

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If I stop going to work the entire town will starve to death.

That's... not good. I used to do drugs when I was young and I regretted it. But I'm not one to judge.

I don't mind playing video games but I don't care to watch other people play them.

You lookin' pretty skinny, how come you aren't hitting the gym with me?

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celeb threads are the only drug I need

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I'M GONNA FUCKING CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I've never been to gym. I've been under 65 pounds my whole life, from genes I guess. I've always been an indoor person - gaming y'know.

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you have some kind of condition?

You are pretty on point with your gif usage.

It's all good bud, I'm damn near ship-shape these days.

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Yas, being a schnoekie, otherwise no diagnosis

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>under 65 pounds
So then the guy in your pictures has to be what, four feet tall?

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Depends
I like kids when they are out of their cry baby phase
>insert pedo joke because of the first 3 words
I believe that

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lol I understand completely dude. they changed the XRs and starting putting those tiny balls in them like a year after I started them. they thought it would stop people from abusing them but you can just crush the balls with a spoon and snort away lmao

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yeah he has steve buscemi condition

That's midgetfag

Everyone in this thread gets a free blowjob voucher.
Just print out this comment.

Limit one(1) use per customer.

152 cm or 4 ft 10
My BMI was technically underweight in high school years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

It shows. < ----- <
Like that other user asked, how come you're so skinny? You don't like to eat a lot?

Good to hear! And I really like that pic, I like bright colors.

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>I like kids
Self BTFO

from whom'st

Me ...

No, I can eat a lot I just don't put on weight, same with my dad (who was taller, like slightly short)

I've had a lot of practice speaking the language of the reaction image/gif
Crybaby stage I can handle until the kid is 13+

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r u a qt gril bb?

MMMMMMMM

I mean if you close your eyes and have a little imagination ... yes

got long hair at least?

Alright bye guys
Going over to big dinners house with a trash bag full of hotdogs

No ... I shaved my head for a role

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I get the sense that you DON'T really believe that. You think I'm some sort of liar?!

Better not go around too many people that otherwise they'll try and dissect you to find out how you're not gaining any weight and use you to make weight loss pills.

fuk yes mmmmm

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Called it
Nah never had problem with young teens either. Yes they are moody but who wasn't?

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Oh I know, it's just slightly harder to "justify" this way. Still totally can though, I know I've popped up to 3 in a day while frantically trying to finish a project. It was awful lol

Got it done though
Poor guy
Sucks bud, healthy otherwise?
Preesh

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It's probably connected to having a fast metabolism

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this is a tough sell user if I'm being honest

Oh I get it. I just don't think I have what it takes to work with them professionally.

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>Sucks bud, healthy otherwise?
I guess so... health hasn't been that big of an issue for me

>Called it
I only said it because you mentioned it.

Just relax ...

OH JAYSUS Mmmmm

Being underweight is often a symptom of a more serious issue. Glad to hear that's not the case.

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Not appealing at all.
Seriously, someone should've had a talk with whoever approved this shot

I mean it. Without you they miss out on the most important meal of the day
She is slightly taller than me
Well yeah. Possibly. Idk. I am not a dad yet irl
Most dads I talked to said girls are more annoying as toddlers but easier as teens than boys
But I want people to banter

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KEK

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>Go to gym.
>Go to get changed.
>Before I even sweat my clothes smell like hot dog water.
I HATE MYSELF. I had a big mustard stain yesterday and I didn't even notice till I was there and I was too lazy to go back home to get a new shirt.

So that's your secret to looking so good!

O MY FUKIN SAC N BALL, FFUCKKKKKKKKKK O H MOMMY PLAESA HELP ME CUM MOMMY FUKK

True. I'm a valuable member of this town, as you are in yours! We're very important people! =^ ----- ^=

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Nah I'm ok, I'm just a smol schnoekie

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The thumbnail for this pic makes her look like a decapitated barbie doll.

Hey...nice, Elon

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Anyone got link to nicole scherzinger leak?

>So that's your secret to looking so good!
hehe thanks, my friend

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Speaking as someone with 5+ nieces/nephews and 13+ younger cousins; Girls (tend to be) easier physically and boys (tend to be) easier emotionally.

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IM SEEING DOUBLE

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How about I decapitate you, put some makeup on you and lay your head on the pillow next to me and pretend that you're my GF while I stroke my fingers through you hair?

:3

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I rather you didn't do that ... but I'm powerless to stop you.

Spamanon here
Will be adding Rachel Bloom to my spam stable
Expect that sometime later this week

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meat and two veg

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Sounds perfect

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We are!
By slightly I mean a lot
Yeah same. Huge family and family friends
Girls are just so much easier to have fun with cause they are so extroverted. Boys always just play with each other

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you are correct

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Just remember that, you're powerless against me.

I would treat you right. Well, what's left of you.

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>Boys always just play with each other
l-ewd...

Just use me then, I'm a weak little boy.

>all that about kids
Yes, yes that. Also, when i said girls are easier physically, I just meant they more rarely seem to find ways to absolutely destroy anything/everything out of fucking nowhere.

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>I like kids
>Boys always just play with each other

...

Because they are weaker? So you can more easily take advantage of them physically? Is that what you mean?

who dis? And I don't mean Lily

all I wanted to do was bust a thick nut

so thick it's chewy

no

Your words ... not mine

That's not a thing.

heck yeah

Come on guys. You know English is not my first language. You know exactly what I mean!
Really? I never saw a girl destroying something. Only boys

Your implications, not mine.

>I never saw a girl destroying something.
That's what I said lol

If you are dehydrated it is.
100%
;)

Horrible thread lads, thanks for that.

>If you are dehydrated it is.
What sort of weeb fetish universe do you think you live in? Testicles don't "get heavy" either.

New New New

Didn't see the rarely. Ayy

np bud
I'll be back to spam another
Nearing the end of the quarter though, you'll see less and less of me

Would skullfuck/10

i want to cum on those eyebrowns, fuck.