Halt! You have reached a maximum security facility. Inside lies the heavily guarded Oreo of Satisfaction. This Oreo has the indulgence to satisfy every hunger craving in existence for one singular lifetime.
Singles: carry on as exhibitors, unnoticed
Dubs: arrested as thieves
Trips: unlocks the secret vault (picture) for the Oreo of Satisfaction
Quads: Unlocks Vault and has access to eat the Oreo of Satisfaction
Standing By...
Please sir, I'm but a sickly orphan. I must eat of the Oreo.
Sorry sir, display only.
So, I’ve been hearing that Oreo of Satisfaction has 20 layers of Oreo Cream! How magnificent.
>COOOKKIIIEEESSS
Sir, I am going to nut in my own mouth if I don't get that oreo
We're coming for that cookie!
Sorry folks! Glad you’re enjoying the attraction but no one is permitted.
a triple backflip through the vault doors and laser sharks covering my entry should be enough.
i'm going to have to use my ultra instinct, though
-shaggy
Bumping for interest
Ma’am, with all due respect, you tried.
hey let me in please
hey is this thing on
i just want a cookie...
Caustic calories! That's not *cream* in this Oreo of Satisfaction, officer, it's a deadly white phosphorous compound suspended in a milky substrate! Quickly now, you have to let me into that vault to deactivate the chemical trigger, or all these innocent onlookers will be doomed!
Nice cosplay, Johnny! But no.
i roll
C'mon man let us see the damn cookie!
There needs to be trips established before we unvault the cookie for showing, ladies and gentlemen. Please remain calm.
If only I could.. Just..
SALZONE YOU TRAITOR!
Hey this guy's got the cookie!
Blast it, you reprobate, there are lives at stake here! What's the mob paying you to keep this facade afloat? By Jove, I'll see you behind bars if it's the last thing I do.
pull your gun. you wont
you wont cause ur too scared
fuckin shoot me faggot
Very funny Johnny, but quit fooling around. One more attempt to crack into security and you’re toast.
Trips have been spotted!
It’s time to unveil the Oreo of Satisfaction!
UNLEASH IT!
>real Oreo btw
I've traveled far to eat this famous oreo.
Yes sir, I'm here to unlock the secret vault
lemme EAT IT
Rules are look but don’t touch.
No! You fools! Flash photography will set off the trigger for the gas!
Don't listen to him! He just wants the Oreo to himself!
S T O P R I G H T T H E R E C R I M I N A L S C U M
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME!
I mean once I commit a crime of course
Am I good? No cops?
Rare.
Flamboyant Flamingo; Standing by.
Not today, you flaming Flamingo. You're going downtown.
INTRUDER!!!
Don't you see? There's evil afoot here! You have to let me get to that Oreo!
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!
Did I hear... Oreos?
E.
Nomming
HOLY SHIT
YEEEEEEAH
Heyy! he was behind of this...?
Dammit, now I'll never witness it ;_;
!
Check 'em.
See here
HOLY FUCKING NIGGER SHITS
No, I've been arrested for my dubs. I cannot look upon the Oreo of Satisfaction.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won the Oreo of Satisfaction!
A narrowly-avoided disaster, to be sure, but you ought to keep a close eye on your guard staff...
A snack of this size was never meant for human hands. Who knows what sort of perilous plot could come about next time?
Lemme in
Well done lad. You've won a shitty cookie.
That does look delicious.
Nothing to see here
Open the vault fag
Wow, this is the first time I've ever been to the Oreo facility! It's so beautiful!
looks tasty
don´t mind me just passing by
locj et hu ju efm neeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Evil?
EVIL?!
EEEEVIIIIIL!!