What are some quality names?

Seymore Dick

Jusin Cider

Blake Lascaux

my names Blade

my last name combined with it is ludicrous,

But i wont say it here in fear of ppl finding me

Find you and do what? Tie you to this post on Yea Forums and prosecute you for being a faggot?

lol, some of the shit that u guys on Yea Forums do fucks people up for no reason,

I have a career, and 4 kids,

I think i should keep my last name to myself,

I also have 2 middle names,

Robert and victor,

idk what my parents where thinking

No one is going to be able to find you just off your name, no matter how off or unique you think it is there are at least 10 other people out there with it too.

Unless you've given Yea Forums a reason to fuck with you, no one would go out of their way, there's no keks in it for anyone.
Yeah, that was kind of mean of them to do... I'm going to imagine your last name is Runner, because the thought amuses me.

The shoes are screaming “feed me feet”

That's pretty good actually, I like the sound of it. I went to school with a girl who had that last name actually, her first name was Jessica.

yeah dude, i posted my last name and deleted it,

When i google myself im like in the first 5 results

hahaha

thanks man,

you caught the post before i deleted it,

now you know my name,

be a cool Yea Forumsro about that

It's all good lol, your secret is safe with me user. Unless someone else seen it too, but I think you're still all good even if they did.

bastian schweinsteiger

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That mental image is funny "you're a fag admit it!" "Noooo its not trueeeeee"

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is that another blade runner joke?

if u come up with one i havent heard then i will be suprised

my name is Jeff

No worries homie

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y was the grasshopper so fast??
he was a blade runner

i meant a name joke, not an actual punchline joke

Matthew, Dimitri, Yuri, Homer.

Wolfgang is nice as well, but you gotta make sure he's not an autist

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y was gillette so fast??
he was a blade runner