I must make a persuasive speech to my retarded community college class...

I must make a persuasive speech to my retarded community college class. Help me select a topic that will ruffle their snowflake feathers. No jew or black stuff though.

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Yeahh! Elon...you was all time!

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Handicapped parking spaces should be abolished

women shouldn't be allowed in combat
there are only 2 genders
the wall is a good idea

literally go to any steven crowder video and use it as your topic

size doesn't matter

Security cameras don't make you safer. Arguably, they make the next potential victim safer if they can prosecute the criminal who victimized you--but that assumes a finite supply of criminals. They are security theater. Nobody ever has the experience of a security guard catching someone in the act. They ignore cameras, play on their phones, and read the paper. Cameras are there to collect evidence (poorly) and get business owners a break on their insurance.

Source: former security guard of 10 years

Compare niggers to chimps and say why chimps are not only smarter but don't go raping and pillaging the white wommenz and live off "dah welfarz"

Argue against gay marriage.
However, if you want to do this and be considered for quality of speech only (and also not get expelled or however community college works), make it clear that a) you will not be using religion in your argument, and b) you are arguing this point solely to test your persuasive skills (whether you actually believe it or not is irrelevant, lie if you must).
This worked out pretty well for me in university.
Alternatively, go for 'there are only two genders' and try for the 'sex and gender are two different things, and only sex should matter' angle.

How about how America was Built by Alpha Male ready to die for what they believed in Constitutionalist. And how it’s demize is being brought on by Beta libtard secular ball less bitch boys who have inferiority complexes because their dads didn’t pay them enough attention.

the mystery that is:
why the fuck my peepee hard?

Why didn't you become an actual police detective? You seem to know it all.

Build wall

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It wasn't really based on that originally, it was based on other folks who wanted religious control over their own communities and they weren't getting that in Europe, they wanted to avoid the catholic church and make their own with their own controls.

being poor is a choice

Either transgender people are born transgender or they are not.
If they are born transgender, then _necessarily_ there is a biological component to gender. If they are not, then gender is either a choice, it forced on the person by environment. If it caused by environment, we would expect a high correlation between transgenderism in siblings, especially twins, but we do not. Therefore, either you choose to be transgender, and don't get special rights because of your own choices, or you are born transgender and we can do away with this silly notion that gender us purely a social construct.

Choose your fail.

While ignoring cameras, I got my degree in Biology. I'm a science teacher now. It was a means to an end.

So like 5th grade? Every grade above that for me was specialized, like biology, chemistry, physics, etc.

8th at the moment, moving to high school biology next year

Maybe you should have gone into forencics.

Is marital fellatio biblical

Do you think that the current system of age based education is bullshit? I sure do, people who are talented shouldn't be held down by niggers and forced to be with them just because of age.

Considered it for a while, but I love what I do

Luckily we're a nation based on laws and not what some biblical old fogies tried to force on us.

This. What have those fuckers ever done for society anyhow?

You have to be joking, but if your a friend with a copper then you can a free pass to park in a handicapped space.

Not exactly. Even the brightest kids have certain inherent limitations imposed by their brain's natural development. I do think we should advance kids as often as we hold them back, but there's only so far you can stray before you start running into processing problems. Abstract thinking, for instance, is fairly strongly correlated with age. Of course, some kids go faster and should move up. But, there is a definitely utility in the age-based segregation.

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I guess we've all been there and as a teacher you see more of it. I just know that a lot of people are held back because they have to deal with niggers and that's age based for the most part. Maybe you can't say the publically but it's really true. People that are smart learn that processing and can go further than chimp ass niggers, if the system wasn't based on age in the first place to keep unions in place then it might be possible to change it.

The real solution is to pull bright students from public school and move them to a Montessori school where age is far less important. The public schools just have too much to do to offer that kind of education.

Not all, Stuyvesant for instance in NYC a few others. When I went there it wasn't based on race or quotas, you take a test, you get in or you don't. I think there are racial quotas these days.

The New World could not have been colonized by vegetarians.
The western United States could not have been explored by vegetarian pioneers.

Try carrying 10,000 calories-worth of broccoli in your backpack, and then go hiking 400 miles. It isn't possible.
Omnivores can kill an animal, use its hide for warmth, use its horns and bones for tools. Then keep moving.

If you are a vegi-eater, you are limited to the areas where you can recognize the plants that you plant/harvest. And you can only eat when those plants are bearing edible fruits/vegetables/roots.
Omnivores can eat all year round. In any climate. As long as there is fish/fowl/flora/fauna, they have food to eat. The can traverse or colonize any landscape that has drinkable water.

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In other words vegetarians are parasites
Got it

Or just idiots pushing agenda like bitches from CNN or MSNBC.

Do a book report on culture of critique

Exterminate all white people, but make them pay reparations first.

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>Help me select a topic that will ruffle their snowflake feathers.
>No jew or black stuff though.
Reading comprehension is hard if you can't read. Cunt

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