Soylent is the food of the tech gods. It is so majestic! Are there seriously people on here who have not given Soylent a try, yet? What is your excuse?
Soylent is the food of the tech gods...
>What is your excuse?
I hate Jews.
Soylent is a brand. Only people are Jewish, which these inanimate objects are not. Also, you are anti-Semitic. You need to educate yourself about Jewish people and their uniquely tragic history.
Soylent comes in several delicious flavors. I still prefer the original, though.
the memes truly write themselves
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>The effects of soy and whey protein supplementation on acute hormonal reponses to resistance exercise in men.
>lower testosterone responses following supplementation with soy protein
TL;dr this article describes low T levels post training in stressful situations when taking in soy versus not taking in soy
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Equol is a novel anti-androgen that inhibits prostate growth and hormone feedback.
>Using binding assays, we determined that equol specifically binds 5alpha-dihydrotestosterone (DHT), but not testosterone
tl;dr this article discusses that equol, a metabolite of an isoflavonid in soy, binds DHT. DHT is what makes your secondary sexual characteristics emerge during puberty. If you want to know what a lack of DHT does, look at people taking finasteride (erectile dysfunction is common).
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Isoflavone supplements stimulated the production of serum equol and decreased the serum dihydrotestosterone levels in healthy male volunteers
>study revealed that short-term administration of soy isoflavones to Japanese healthy volunteers increased the SHBG level, and decreased the free testosterone and DHT levels
tl;dr this is really fucking bad. SHBG binds free testosterone so that it can't be active. You WANT it to be active for its effects. I already mentioned DHT before.
Taking in soy is like being obese during puberty, you are literally reversibly castrating yourself.
I knew saving this would be handy
Jews are inanimate objects when they are in ashtrays.
Because it's GMO Soy high-carb diarrhea juice.
because soybois like them
how much of this do I have to worry about if I eat tofu? I still eat meat on a daily basis, but I use tofu for some pasta fillings or when I make Japanese dishes.
Soylent green is people!
SOYLENT GREEN IS HUMAN PEOPLE
It's like alcohol (which also has isoflavones kek). A little once in a while is perfectly okay. Binging on that shit will rek you. If you really want to find out either
>blood test, SHBG, total T and DHT, free T and DHT, estrogen levels
or
>daily diary for a few weeks and stop eating tofu for 4 months
endocrinological function takes roughly 3 months to normalize after abnormalities so you'd have 4 weeks to record and compare to the previous stuff. This is reaching turbo autismo tier though, unless you have breast tissue, pre-existing endocrinological disease, are already obese or have other co-factors, I wouldn't worry about it too much
It has reportedly given diarrhea to some people before, but not now.
Soyboy theme:
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I drank 11 bottles over a month,mean i drank when i dint had nothing to eat or lazy to cook something, still have one laying there since the box i got has 12, how fucked i am?.
What the fuck
Your brain is already starting to shrink
Your boobs are already starting to grow.
>Enjoy that estrogen soy boy
Soylent is people!
I had some. It was alright.
It's overpriced.
I tried it after I saw it being stocked at walmart. Honestly it taste like a shitty milk shake and it didn't fill me up. I'd rather eat a bag of jerky on the go instead of soylent.
Kek
The world is on the brink of major change. Soon life will be hard for everyone. Getting anything you want easily will be a thing of the past. I'd rather spend this time with the comforts I enjoy before they are gone instead of being a hipster faggot.
>It's overpriced.
the true downfall of every single meal replacement, meat-free alternative etc
Will never try it cause its for faggot SJW's and soyboys
At least those hipsters get to experience their miseries, sooner, all for the sake of cool, while forsaking the comforts available now.
As long as it's not green then it should be fine.
>Now with more girls!
anyone else feel like eating a dude would be a little bit gay?
A gay cannibal.
Whatever you say, rabbi.
Nah, with most farm animals, the males are for meat and the females are for milk, except pigs. I've never heard of pig milk being sold. Now I'm curious though.
I want the time I spent watching this back m8.
ive never heard of it either but i once saw a video of a pig fucking a woman. they put a heavy blanket on her back so she wouldn't get injured by its trotters
I went to a party Saturday and there were at least 3 people who all owned Nintendo Switches. We played Mario cart, with those tiny, terrible shaped controllers. There was a trap there too who I wanted to fuck, (never jerked tot hem before) but he (she?) was flirting, passable and had a feminine voice) they’re more attractive in person. Am I faggot by association? Or just a faggot?
Pretty delicious tbh. I wish the strawberry was cheaper around my area. It has to he shipped from God knows where though. Original flavor is my favorite so far
>I knew saving this would be handy.
As funny as it is to me that you were this passionate about the soyboy meme that you have this saved on your PC, I have to tell you that soylent isn't really made from soy.
It's mostly algae protein or something.
Can we get an F?
Endocrinological?
It's just endocrine function
Nice job playing scientist
Soylent is food for the plebs.
In the future, beef will be reserved for the elites; while proles become emasculated from drinking soylent grown in massive arcology farm towers.
How's coffiest?