>little brother says he's a cutter now
>brother shows me where he's "cutting" himself
>I start laughing hysterically "knock it off you raging faggot"
>brother says he's gonna commit suicide
>"nuh uh pussy, you're too chicken shit"
>brother threatens to become a schooter
>"better get the high score, but you'll probably fuck that up to"
Pretty sure I'm gonna win brother of the year.
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>go for the high score
>probably fuck that up
kek
Smack your brother more and remind him he's a faggot more, if he's going to threaten himself and others for attention. It will get through eventually
t. a little brother
step up the shitpost dude my adhd needs more. Pasta posted here every hour
>be me
>have little brother
>a cunt since he walked out of one
>try to beat it out of him over the years
>doesn’t work
>try harder
>now he’s a recovering heroin addict and thief
>blame myself a little
>still can’t stand the cunt
Idk feelsbadman
I can't wait until he's 18
I've been telling him since he was 8 I plan on kicking him in the chest down the flight of stairs at midnight sharp of his 18th birthday.
Front door will be open and the white trash front yard beat down will begin
recovering?
You should tell him quitting is for quitters and stop being such a little bitch.
If he wants to shoot up that sweet momma H he should move to mexico and own that shit.
Let his asshole make him a few dollars and a contact high as a drug mule.
Record it and play it on his wedding or funeral, whichever comes first.
Good idea
make a compilation of life shitting on him
Play it at every family holiday or event
Include clips of my fucking his female friends because I have a truck and my own apartment plus I'm not a little bitch.
How old is he? Sounds like an edgy teenager
My uncle told me a story where he was planinng to do something like that to his little brother but he grew up bigger and kicked his ass, this is what big brothers should hope for for their little brothers to quit being faggots. Hope OP's brother isn't a big fag so he can make OP proud.
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parents even bought him a truck but we're selling it because he refuses to get his grades up
I hope he is bigger than me.
So when the neighbors call the cops after our Family Guy style Chicken and Peter fight fucks up the neighborhood I'll just claim self defense.
Did Aboatsaboat's brother hit puberty?
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that'll probably happen to this thread
kek
never change, Yea Forums.
>I’ll just claim self defense
Younger brother detected.
HOLY FUCK
that's an EXACT argument we've had
edgy is life
Oh, man. You guys are spoiled.
(you)
>>Not turning the little brother into a sissy fuckslut
Alright boys time to abandon the thread it was nice while it lasted
speaking of faggots that need to kill themselves
It's you!
they didn't buy me shit
>"better get the high score, but you'll probably fuck that up to"
kek
Funniest part is I'm pro gun as fuck and
got him a red ryder for his 5th birthday.
So if he does get the high score I should
get an honorary mention in the wikipedia article
He needs to get laid
should get a golden metal
that is autistic. if i was at columbine i would bring my tec nine and sawed off.
I know a guy like that. All threats but doesn't do shit. Guess what? He's a closeted fag
really should
teaching kids to shoot is doing the lord's work
found your waifu
looks like a fake tatt, like ones you got from chewing gums in the 90s
If so, that'd be hilarious to get on your forearm
casually roll up your sleeve and check your watch while buying movie tickets
he needs to get laid
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Prostitutes. They're probably cleaner than an average tinder chick.
this kid is like 13, why tf is he wearing a diaper???
I had a neighbor in his mid 30's
"Don't get married, if you want to get laid a prostitute is cheaper. What's a $1000 when she won't get pregnant?"
Ask him yourself
He's probably on here posting MLP shota porn
Post brother shota
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