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so after some flirting with crush. she asked me :
>what do you want to do with me user?

help brothers. with an intellectual reply... i can't say sex directly lol you know..

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stop flirting with your cousin we're not in alabama

oh nevermind I can't read

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>i can't say sex directly
Why? That's exactly what she wants.

she's not a cousin lel

but i want to impress her first.. she's not that kind of whores idk bro

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stop being a beta and speak your mind and be who you are and stop being a faker.
if she doesn't like you for who you are then you need to find someone else.

my first thought was to write her "i want to make you happy" unironically

So impress her. Make her a nice dinner

hell no
>one way ticket to friendzone

I want to kiss you and work my tongue all the way down your body

I dunno just say something sexy you autist

"Let's go on a date and you'll find out afterwards?"

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wtf then should i say lol i'm beta fag and can't come up with anything good
she's an e- crush. she lives in another country...

Top cringe

ok

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“I only want to make you smile”
Never fails, nonmatter what your intentions are.

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You sound like a fag

fucking based. i'm gonna say it. thanks user. here's my fav pic as a gift

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>inb4 a rapist says this to me and i wake up with a sore ass

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I would like to insert my penis into your vagina with 1.79 newtons.

lmao. she replied me :
>cute, but how will you do that?

oh boy

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Nice Ophanim pic user.

>What do you want to do with me user?
>All the things that will make you feel alive.

interesting. saved

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continue

this. continue pl0x

>Continue
Nah, just drop that one and say nothing more until she either express interest in hearing more or doesn't respond well.

Seriously guys, this is to hook the bitch, not you fuckers.

well you did it once you can do it again