Non-Porn webm thread

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Looks fake. I don't think motors that small could have enough torque.

That little fucker deserved it.

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Hehehe, big clive.

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it's real. tronical tuners.

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Got source? I've been looking for this fucking video

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Damn straight.

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no.

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to think there are a bunch of white, low-testosterone cucks out there who are into this shit

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i'll kill u.

I don't ask for much.

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>white
yep that's me
>low test
actually got tested recently and my levels where slightly above average
>cuck
don't have a GF so I can't be a cuck

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How old are you and what were you levels?

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32yo Virgin NEET
Conjurer of the fourth circle

Sauce?

youtube.com/watch?v=niN5g8ZxFQg

This one always cracks me up

Dis mine, you no can have.

Is that a fucking rat

Impressive

Well who is she

ayo wasdat, looks fun

Looks like it, we had some really fucking big rats in our stable once, the worst thing was they weren't scared of you the just got up on their hind legs and fucking hissed at you, which was really fucking scary when you where 10

WTF did I just witnessed

Pretty sure it is a muskrat.

its a nutria

It's like I'm witnessing a Unicorn

nutria

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That’s the biggest fucking rat I’ve ever seen

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Who is she

fuck you

Ooh I forgot this one. Golden one.
1 internetz for you sir.

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Team work at its best

Protip: when you see threads like that fake banana webm the best thing to do is hide it and don't reply. They're looking for the attention and if we don't give it to them then they quit and they don't come back

Omfg I wasted trips on this shit

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Then wasted another post with more garbage?

Home Made Colonoscopy!

stupid piece of shit that's filming

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I love you.

What's this? A webm for ants?

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>my shift's over
>I'm heading home

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source?

it's cutting with water!?

and we used only flextape to fix those items

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Why do the Chinese continue to do these things? WHY? I really need to know, its so confusing how they can be so careless.

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rare video of the average summerfag

Have you really never seen a waterjet cutter? Shits wild. it'll cut ANYTHING. There's plenty of videos on YouTube

it's like having a male best friend who's a cute girl and loves you.
truly the peak of relationships

Boston Dynamics have come a long way

>uh oh mommys pregnant again

I she retarded? Fetal alcohol syndrome? She doesn't look right.

MCLC gonna MCLC

She looks like someone who always wears glasses but just took them off

>not protecting a rat makes you stupid

You're a faggot.

Lost

lol

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What did those trees do to deserve this?
youtu.be/e-QPIUkpvbA

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>Not playing the shitty Jurassic park theme
>Disappointment of this magnitude hasn't been felt since I was born

he's a warg

Sexyborsch chaturbate.

She looks a lil bit retarded, thats not a big problem - just focus on her ass.

sexy borsche

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It will kill you just as well as the modern equivalent

lmao

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Just makes me want to punch her.

Was There, it was a hostage situation, we had nothing to infiltrate them without heavy risk of casualty. They were completely based so we pulled out a rusty old cannon we just had laying around and wouldnt you know it the thing still worked. They said it was from like...the 18th century or some shit.

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>denied high five

kek

Doge.0

gets my dick all worked up

thanks for making me sad

Looks Finnish tbh. So yes, yes, and yes.

I'd love to piss on her though.

>amputee pegging

I've made up some pretty goddamn weird fetishes for myself, but JESUS CHRIST.

Why? There's a cute tomboy out there waiting for you, you just need to find her

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In what country do rats get that fucking big?

Irreversible with monic belluci, include the rape scene

poor girl needs a nose job

you wot? she's got a cute little piggy nose and if you don't like it that makes you gay

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Also need to be punched.

I had all of this just 2 years ago.
I so fucked up.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!

Fuck you nigger, read the fucking OP

Hang yourself immediately before I do it for you

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go the fuck back to /ptg/ newfag

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>What about the R.O.U.S's?
>The Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist--

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God, i love children

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they stole the source code from my prescription drug abuse. contacting my lawyer as we speak

Looks important. Maybe try n shove it back in?

Coypu. They're not super rare (all over France), but they are as fearful as modern rats so you barely ever see one unless it's dead

>giving a toddler a large glass of liquids to walk around with
idiots

muh nigga

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Me too
If God didn't want us to fuck them he wouldn't have made them so sexy
Checkmate atheists

THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE WEBM YOU SON OF A BITCH! AT THE END THE WHOLE WALL IS PAINTED AND GUY SPRAYED LAST MESSAGE ON IT "WAS IT THAT HARD TO PAINT IT ALL AFTER THE FIRST GRAFFITI?"

only a liberal would think its moral to tie a young energetic dog to an old blind dog because equality. poor pupper.

Can this be reversed?

SPLINTER!

sO fucking stupid. so staged and you losers are jelly of these two morons please kill yourselves.

Dude seriously stfu go to a trump little dick discussion go fucking kill your pathetic loser self bitch die already. you fuckin trump supporters are parasites than need a painful death.

end yourself

Imagine being so jaded by the internet that you won't believe anything you see, but also being so stupid and ignorant that you can't tell the difference between lies and reality.

Nigger, that has nothing to do with being liberal conservative or whatever.

Sounds like another triggered snowflake

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pull those out the roots.

virgin faggot get a life and grow a little sack to match your little dick bitch.

french movie called Irreversible

I fucking knew the Waterjet Channel guys posted here.

>splinters
Ouch.

nigggggerrr

You are fake news

Story?

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>Buys expensive guitar
>doesn't know how to tune it.
fag

>That filename
>kek

what's her name?

Oh you sweet summer child

German sexting

youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

Things like this make me want to reconsider starting a family and getting a doggo after having a baby.

Mine Clearing Line Charge.

Bunch of engineers be like "hey man let's take a bunch of C4, make a rope out of it, and attach it to a rocket".

you are fake noose

>Gives job to dog
>"poor pupper"
I bet you live on welfare huh?

aws the cringe

>Expecting webms with sound in /b
>Disappointment of this magnitude hasn't been felt since last summer... newfag

The head turns kill me every time

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>sexually exploitation of children
wait, we already had this

Andy sixx

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I snipped that video and reverse searched the image and was not able to find her name.

Glitch in the matrix shut it down

are you fucking serious?! This weeb fat bitch is famous as fuck!

i love to think that that will keep happening as long as theres still slope, because gravity will keep putting energy into the system

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I have seen her here and there but never bothered knowing her name. What's her name though?

My life dot webm

>actually got tested recently
no you fucking didnt, almost no one gets their levels tested unless you suspect a serious issue!

Wtf a self driving ladder

T.M.N.D. BETRAYS SPLINTER.WEBM

It is fake in a sense: the video is accelerated. In reality, the tuning process is slower.

"911 what's your emergency"

hnnnnnnggggggggggggg

Why?

Filename.

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absolutely not

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fakeu

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I went to school with her.

Sat next to her in Phys. Ed.

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Fucking Vogons.

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Second this

Doesn't really matter, she doesn't do videos anymore and there are not any confirmed nudes or leaks
She did videos teaching japanese if that's any help

please tell me the truck driver immediately got out and slapped that kid.

ok this one is not normal
>there is no air tube

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Tanya Two Tits

ok fine
i need the suse

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>fukkin magnets how do they werk

holy cow please kill it fire batman

holy fuck i honestly love cops after this video.

GET EM GOOD GUYS!!!!!!

At least the kid learns not to hit people with sharp things

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Sink hole de mayo strikes again.

Sauce?

This kids got life figured out

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Volvo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any shitty murrican truck

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What the actual fuck is going on here? Like I have legit never seen this before. Are they injecting some sort of gas into her? Is she getting bloat from orgasming? What the hell?

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One might say it's irreversible

mans best slave more like

>this one clip was real "Demonic shit"
the other are called Belly Inflation
they mix the real with the fake all the time

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Why do they always collapse whenever they fuck up?

Hannah Minx, she was an internet "sensation" many moons ago

>"911 what's your emergency"
BUTTHURT

NICE, imagine it might have been a wee bit distracting

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Bruce Lee was right. Be water my friend

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>that it ?? what a .....
>be Hannah Minx
> start a youtube channel
>become famous
>break up with boyfriend
> boyfriend got mad
>release all hannah nudes to the internet
>some creepy nerd found the nude
>find hannah and contact her about the nudes
>she start crying and got depressed
>creepy nerd convinced her that he have a plan to remove it from the net
>naive hannah aggread to marry the creep
>no more youtube and slut shaming
> now be me user
>met them both
>blacked mall the creepy nerd (the leaks was by you i talk she leaves)
>just after one mint she is already on me
>i almost fucked her but i called off
>>creepy nerd start crying
>got up and got out of the house

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>sat
>phys ed

Thats a capibara

That is either a muskrat, or as some people have said, a coypu.

movie or real? serious question

Its a movie bro. Irreversible

>directed by hideo kojima

>no sound

Playing the victim.

what the fuck? is there any context?

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fuck guess im crying to sleep tonight

>thanks mate it was fun
this guy must be retarded, grafitty is the kind of thing that gets you kneecapped by angry middle aged tradesmen.

Yup. It's all the adults (and cats) that are the real cunts.

anyone got the real video with audio nad is longer?

complains about rule breakers
posts .jpg

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STOP

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No man look at the nose

it is trying to escape that faggot

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>"Please don't look at my cleavage."

>t. poorfag

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Water with a powdered garnet abrasive.

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KJP forever

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shes my original online crush, i miss the old sexy smoking videos in the little room with the train going past

amazing gif lul

insane reflex and great car. very good

people dislike rats.
i dont.
they are smart.
dolphins, some kind of birds and rats are the smartest animals.
they are considered dirty and they carrey disease, but a lot of animals do this like squirrels for example who are considered cute.
people are stupid.
long live the rats!

>some kind of birds
Corvids

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Lick is a Ghost type move, which wouldn't be super effective against a Ground type monster such as Diglett.

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>smarter than niggers

>fanny flambeaux

yes sir.
thank you.
long live corvids!

without hating a different race, from a scientific point, yes.

nigger would try to break the glass

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There has been a long contention with problem solving vs learning behavior.

Still a cool webm.

What a polite young man.

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it's like realizing women can be full people too, not just dumbed-down versions of men with an extra fuckhole

All of my girlfriends, and my current wife, have been like this. It's always been part of my standards. If I wouldn't be her friend if she was a guy or horribly ugly, why would I want to spend time with her just to fuck her

What is this from?

and when someone else opened the door, doggo fell and broke his face, which didn't immediately kill him but forced them to put poor doggo down

You can see both dogs are fucking loving it.

the strain. its shit

If you really want to shit your pants, Google gibson robot guitar

Tomboys are a miracle of the universe.
(source is Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko!)

She clearly bought it and now it lives on a nice farm having plenty of space to run around and do dog things in

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this needs edited into a lightsaber battle

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love how they look left and right lol

it's fake.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versailles_wedding_hall_disaster

and then the stupid bitch made a music video and made tons of money because people couldn't just ignore it

I would not have bet on it turning out this way.

Who are you quoting? Because her whole shtick is "Look at my cleavage and pretend youre watching my videos to learn a language"

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT YOU'RE HAND UNDER THE CUTTER?

not user but u dense nigga

a weapon to surpass metal gear

i deserve $15.00/hour

we're made of like 90% water, so it only cuts objects that are solid with no or very little water in them

waiting for someone to come from behind and slam his head into the desk killing him joker style

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Its a fucikng gif you reatrd

woosomeonesedgingituptoday