YLYL thread
YLYL thread
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I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Tight
Kek
Sali de ahi Juanmi
God damnit i lost
who dis
Kek ricardo villalobos
is it kill?
fuck yourself
Lost. Fuck you retard.
Die
Oh boy! Another shitty round of ylyl
Haha cool
are you me?
dislike
need for a shower, jesus christ I can smell that guy from my computer
must be an anti-vaxxer/pro-diseaser
this bingo shit's outdated where's the furry and the REKT slots
lmao this legit made me laugh, thank you
FUCK i lost
20 years ago this was humorous. Today this is the secret reality all these faggot trap lovers are hoping for.
Wowy wow , hey user you seem to have a lot of fun with shiting on people.
Kindergarten Cop is a very problematic film
someone red pill on this image plz.
are you all bots? wtf is this dumb shit.
You missed out fingerbox threads.
if you mean we need less faceberg tier stuff, then toast some oc
oogleyeyes?
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lost
cursed
Nigger
Where 'er ye be, let yer wind blaw free.
Lost
>yfw bathrooms in Sweden are like
You died of measles
That house has it's own supply of nerve gas?
ffs you cunts are everywhere
lol this is funny to 80 year olds. it's 2019 and dicks are cool, get over it queer
La creatura...dios mio
Those aren't a thing anymore, nobody even collects them anymore.
As a father this truly makes me feel ill...
Good to see toasters havnt changed much.
I think about this daily.
I try to suppress how bitter I am that my children will grow up in a world so full of bullshit, assuming we don't blow it all to shit first.
at least I'm not retarded.
Literally, no. Actually, yes.
I can relate. My ex- wife is a fucking nu-liberal nutjob with no parental skills and now days she likes to burn her own fair share of coal. My kids are half of the time with me but the other half that they are with her can possibly fuck them up pretty badly.
youtu.be
I'd rather risk being autistic than to die before I'm 5 years old.
>I'd rather risk being autistic than to die before I'm 5 years old.
A bizzare statement.
This is nice for a change
How old are they?
You know the worst part? Men have the tendency to put their kids first, mothers WILL try to brainwash their kids. My mum tried to do that to me, she still does, said all kinds of shit about my dad.
I don't know how I got to realize all her bullshit, probably because the only thing my dad ever did for me was work his ass off and not once complain. I'm still on good terms with my mum, but man they WILL try to push their opinions.
Men try to put their dicks in things, women their opinions.
Forgot FB/IG Celeb.
Im watching this right now.
Sauce?
dsadsa
too soon
this is where I lose.
lmao
lost
>a fictional book
>history
Chose one
no.
Oh boy, aren't you edgy? Have a (You)
gee wiz nigger
Did they win the world cup last year?
stupid stupid stupid why did i lost?
That's your modern soy boy. Too engulfed in white-knight/orbiting that 7/10 feminist and playing Zelda for the 5 millionth time to realize his T levels are in the negitive.
I was in the original thread. When people say Yea Forums was never good, I point to shit like this and the yearly cum bottle guy.
bhaschanged.wav
Nah they were a little to slow on the field
Oh god finally got me lmao
not the person you replied too but that is not even close to edgy you completely new nigger.
What if thats just a child or dead body wrapped in that outfit?
>she
That mouse looking into my soul
>Someone mentions religion
>Hurr durr religion isn't real
>Attempting to shock others with his "controversial" opinions
Yeah, he's trying to be edgy.
Also
>Newfag attempts to newfag by deflecting his newfaggotry onto someone else
That's a newfag move
*attempts to cover up that he's a newfag
cursed
smells like summer in here
Fuck you
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
this whole threads cursed
fuck you guys
nice feet
have you not been on the internet long or just came over from plebbit? religion has been laughed at here(especially good goy Christianity) since the beginning it's not edgy to laugh at it as it's not 2014 anymore when people actually cared about the debate. the "no u" retarded shit only works on plebbit where you belong.
Fucking lost... In the breakroom at work... Got asked what's so funny...
Kekimus Maximus
This never happens in America.
Wat
Not even
I keep telling myself, "One of these days these threads are going to be funny."
I've been telling myself that for seven years now and it has yet to happen. Maybe some day.
must be fun at parties
The joke has evolved from OC which is rare these days to laughing at the shitposters
The only people that would scoff at someone else's system of beliefs that brings them no harm are an idiot 14 year old, or an old "m'lady" tier neckbeard. Most people DON'T CARE, and rightfully so. Complaining that other people see the universe and its workings differently than you makes you look petty, and everyone with half of a brain knows that.
Face it kid, you're trying, and failing, to look like an intellectual superior, and it's getting you nowhere. No one here is your friend. No one here thinks you're cool. Just like real life.
Oh, and R*ddit is for homos, so you should go back there.
That's not funny but it definitely sums up Cuckchan really well.
>mexican defibrillator
Again this isn't funny but it's definitely what Cuckchan is these days; a place full of little faggots.
You lost to THAT?! What're you fucking RETARDED?!
Where did you ever find a picture of so many b/tards in one place?
that is the most plebbit statement of all time, please go back and never come here again if you can't take the slightest bantz you absolute brainlet. I can see the tears in your emotionally worded post.
And you're one of them.
Fuk u
I fell again
Trips confirms it. I bet that's the guy who's been putting loaves of bread in Vince's toilet!
Even the fire is pathetic
Nice deflection, faggot. You just expanded the phrase "No u" into two full sentences. Find somewhere else to be completely brainless edgelord.
nigger
Dubs confirms it! It's not funny but it sure is pathetic and sad!
In space no one can call you a nigger.
fucking lmao i lost so hard
Dubs of nothing confirms you're a faggot for posting that.
Ah, yes! The Golden Years of Yea Forums! (Long before you cancerous shitsuckers came here and nigger shitted it all up with your unfunny shitty nigger shit.)
You're not funny from 1 to 100.
>Also >Newfag attempts to newfag by deflecting his newfaggotry onto someone else That's a newfag move
>You just expanded the phrase "No u" into two full sentences.
holy shit, you're the gift that keeps on giving, your retarded plebbit faggotry is hilarious.
Lost instantly, holy fuck, every single time
You don't get it? He's going to use the turkey to blow up that flat tire you stupid faggots!
Literally butthurt lgbtfaggot detected
Like hell they're not a thing! There was a HUGE fingerbox thread on Yea Forums just last week. Too bad you missed it.
I bet you love helpng those africans into our countries to then kill our white cultures because they are so BASED and REDPILLED brothers in christ.
I love this "mystical" great time Yea Forums once was.
>its called growing up
Been here since 05, 4 chan has always been garbage, hardly half a tier higher than 7chan
i beat adventure mode on ultimate with only kirby
What would you know about parties? You've never been to any.
Are they hobits or was the picture taken by a giant?
It's funny cuz he said a liter and liter is yurapeeyin faggot talk
It's not perfect, not has it ever been, but it's still home...
Translation: "I"m really sorry! I really am! I can't help not being funny since I'm a Zoomer and we all take ourselves far too seriously even when we're trying to be funny! I can't help it! It's muh autism! It's muh add! It's muh ADHD! I take my Ritalin just like my mom tells me to but even when I try really really hard I still can't be funny!"
Town bicycle. Everyone's wife's youth.
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE FOUND THE 12 YO!
That's fine. You can put the hash pipe down now. No one will think lesser of you for it.
lost
Old
But le classic
I'm laughing harder AT all of you than I am at anything you're posting (which isn't funny because your senses of humor are basement-dwelling-kisless-virgin-neckbeard-faggot-tier bad and that's really bad!
The real origin of yellow bastard.
Wow! You've been here since 2018?
fuck u
the USA wasn't in world war 2 though
Then I guess it's gonna smell pretty bad.
you already replied to that same fagging kike.
yeah!
and neither were these 'nazis'!
No Ray Pist?
Shitty forced meme doesn't deserve any recognition
how do u do that?
longer than his
damn I lost
it's M'AM
Fuck u user
>ma'am.
I just realized that the bald one on the left is wearing a bra
Did he ever return from the abyss
Ive just realized that he looks like a relative
Fag
... ly nice guy?
I came.
imagine this being a real hell
just a never ending room of these with no floor or lights
falling forever
jesus
The birth of Jimmy John's.
i have tourettes so sometimes i just laugh randomly.. does that count as losing? im not laughing because something is funny I just can't help it. I'm sorry
oh no
Never seen liter bottles of soda at your store fag?
Too bad its different planes nigger
You're such a cuck
yes at my store there is litter bottles everywhere. it is such a shame they won't clean it up to help the earth.
fuck you
Winning
Haha haha lost
Oh wait what hes serious
The original article was just as good, why fake the title?
act like this is the most horrific, disgusting image you've ever seen. I'll delete it in a few minutes.
if you take a screenshot of this your mother will instantly die
this is cute
Ray Pist.
>(You)
How about we turn this into a legit horror movie, maybe even a franchise?
Thanks user
anyone ever tasted that kind of cooking?
No u
yeah they are lol checkmate libtards, we've got all the guns
>breitbart.com
Thank you for this, user.
What if I don't like my mother?
...
Not the hero we deserved. You're doing God's work b/ro
Your welcome friendos :)
did he died?
That's not me. You're all welcome though
Sorry but you're a faggot. Even in 3828138 years. Disgusting piece of shit
I’ve been banned from making threads so I’ll make it here. SO I WENT TO TIJUANA AND I THINK ONE OF THE GIRLS AND I ACTUALLY LIKED EACHOTHER TO THE POINT WHERE NUMBERS WERE EXCHANGED & WE ARE TALKING EVERYDAY. SHE SAYS SHE REALLY WANTS TOBGET TO KNOW ME OUTSIDE OF HER BUSINESS, (which is temporary to pay for her cosmetology school) WHERE IS THE LINE BETWEEN HER TRYING TO FOOL ME AND HER ACTUALLY THINKING OF BEING WITH ME. SHE MENTIONED THAT IF SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND, SHE WOULDNT BE IN THAT LINE OF WORK. What should I do??
This is not a good sign medically, see your doctor and inform them of this, if you have any other symptoms such as a stiff spine / neck, and / or a light discoloration of skin it can mean your pancreas is failing.
Lost
ha hahaha! wait a minute... this isn't funny. what the frick user?
Same... It's amazing how fast that happens. My baby's only a month old but I've become way more conservative lately.
ntr
What is a finger box? I must buy a present and this could help me...
I see why they banned you.
ترجمة هذا إذا كنت مثلي الجنس
HAHAHAAHAH this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. Imagine right wingers unironically thinking someone else is a threat to society but themselves
Oh no!
122 is a very high score! everything looks fine here ma'am
muskrat, isn't it?
Lost
fugg
he got all the bread...but at what cost?
i can kinda see it lol
Niggers are stupid, and I believe that God blesses the wise and industrious.
Subtle
looks like a Skeever from Skyrim
can't greentext properly
claims to be oldfag
Looks like a capybara
kys commie nigger scum
>not knowing how to greentext a greentext
are you really this retarded?
???
nice spacing
>nice spacing
tell me about 2015 mr oldfag
I was here when user knocked over the shop stand live, fuck off
faggot
you fuck off cancer
I've been here since before you were born you underage spazz. Piss off
shit nigger you ain't even got a decade yet
Oh yeah? I was here before moot left.. what now?
ROFL
nice one
before moot left? not before snacks? pathetic
Nah I lost to that one too, I heard his voice in my head and my friend does his impression errytime! Killed me, Killllled me
njnjn
uncanny
noooo
There was a strung out guy at my court. Probably was going on that meth for years, you can imagine his face I bet, head band, epic gaunt, skull like face appearance. His name was Ray Star I shit you not. Got kicked out on his "need dat shit" ramblings. Another charge. He need dat shit
It wasn't me...
That fucking price... Are hoses really that complicated to use?
Lemao
>you've spelled hoes wrong