I’m assembling a cream team, who’s in?
I’m assembling a cream team, who’s in?
Jose Harris
Connor Rodriguez
Bump
Joshua Sullivan
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
Logan Robinson
ring ring
count me in
Gabriel Flores
Fellas, it's time to cream out some spicy curry.
Gabriel Perry
Benjamin Kelly
Juan Cook
Team Steam here.
Team cream is going down!!!
Levi Taylor
Team dream logging in. Prepare to lose you steamy Creamy faggots
Jaxon Smith
Team dream aint shit
Jackson Allen
We actually are.
Ryan Carter
>who's up for a little neck massage
Thats not even dreamy you idiot.
Nolan Sullivan
andy sixx
Noah Edwards
Jack Reed
You know I'm down for the brown
Joshua Moore
you're gonna be on your own spamming this same tired unoriginal shit just like every other time.
Kevin Gonzalez
this thread is SLIDDING BABY
Robert Reyes
>shit
>alone
kek yea kiddo, the logposter community doesn't even exist... bet you're a chemtrail, flat earther, stormfag, and under 16
Oliver Young
>toilet paper
pfffft, like Andy ever uses that.
Carter Scott
shit, I guess you don't need tp when there's an army of emo scene girls clawing eachother's eyes out fighting over who gets to lap his shit-smeared bung clean
Parker Martin
god that's so hot.
Isaac Evans
kek the scene girls are like those pilot fish who cling to sharks
Leo Evans
i would too tbh
Mason Nguyen
Amen to that brother. Gotta go mudding in Cincinnati municipal sewer bro, there's a network of bros down there who are always hunting for andy's treasures. Especially when he visits home for the holidays, there's a line around the sewer block to get to his lateral pipe. But you can find genuine andy logs year round if you search the right spots. It's basically the game metro but instead of mutants it's just sanitation workers (though plenty are dirty and will take log bribes) and instead of radiation it's just danis piss
Nathan Young
it's like searching for gold. one time I got caught trying to tap into the drain pipes backstage at a BVB concert. turns out, Andy didn't even use the toilet once during the whole event. i wonder where it all went...
Oliver Hill
>Andy didn't even use the toilet once during the whole event
Holy shit. Where did all that brown go?
Another layer, I recently broke in to a corporate office of Yum! Brand (who owns taco bell) and was able to get some fascinating intel. Shame, I had to execute two security guards and a secretary. Turns out wherever a BVB show takes place, that same day the nearest Taco Bell has more than double it's forecast sales.
Aaron Murphy
will we ever be able to tie all the pieces together or is this just a never-ending journey that leads to nowhere
Colton Ward
Bruh
Kayden Allen
it's pretty clear to me... Andy comes to town, eats a shit ton of taco bell, and then takes massive shits in peoples fucking throats kek
Henry Gutierrez
woah. big if true.
John Richardson
yes, its big. yes, its true.
Alexander Powell
thats so fucking hot im gonna comed
Ian Moore
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