Gayest thing you’ve ever done?

Gayest thing you’ve ever done?

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Currently chatting with 2 dudes from Grindr. I'm planning on getting a BJ tomorrow.

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Attempted to suck my own dick.

>be me
>VERY limber
>After shower, realize I could probably do it
>Attempt
>Fail miserably
>spend next few hours studying techniques
>watch several porn videos of guys sucking their own dicks
>Spend next week stretching daily
>Attempt 2 Is a moderate success!
>Able to lick down to the bottom rim of the head
>Only able to touch my lips to the tip :(
I've kept trying, but not gotten further.

Viewed ops thread

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I own a set of three butt plugs and plan on ordering a dildo

Danced naked with a friend and touched dicks when was 7

I shaved once.

went to a gay club. got fucked by 3 dudes right in the asshole. returned the favor. swallowed. fisted.

voted for Donald Trump

fucked around with my brother from when I was 14-18, he's one year younger. i hit puberty at 13, about two years before him, and he caught me fuckin one of my stuffed animals one day. couple weeks later i showed him some porn and he offered to suck my dick, came in his mouth almost every night for a year or so before i convinced him to let me fuck him, after that he wouldn't suck my dick anymore so i just fucked him nonstop til i got a girlfriend. was pretty fun too, he'd ride my dick basically anywhere but favorite spot was in the woods behind the house, went there like two or three times a day sometimes

funny part: my bro's first boyfriend when he was 17 asked him why his ass was so loose, eventually figured out that i was tearing it up every day with my 7 inches (pretty big for back then) and let me fuck him too

sucked off a 8 inch black cock, first ever gay thing ive done, came in my mouth but i spit it out on him i wasnt ready

Does it feel good when you lick it yourself?

Circle jerk at the age of 13

Got molested by stepdad when I was a child, actually liked it but kinda fucked me up mentally

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Also touched a friend's dick when he was asleep and after a while it looked like he had a wet dream, and I'm about to post in a dick rate thread

How are things with you and your brother now, considering you've sodomized him repeatedly and you're siblings?

Observed OP posting his thread.

not bad at all, we don't mess around anymore, talked about it and all

Sucked around 20 cocks until I was 20. Started when I was 15.

Just lost its appeal when I turned 20

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with how many friends? did it go farther than jerking?

I've also done this, I can get a little past the head. Honestly not worth it. Feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, also sore afterwards. Wouldn't recommend.

During a dry spell after a break up with long time gf I went on a downward spiral, went from fapping to traps, solo ass play, buying dildos, full on gay porn, downloading grindr, fucked a couple twinks but couldnt get off, tried bottoming, fug yes, got passed around by 2 guys at their cottage for 4 days straight, took probably 20 loads up my ass or down my throat that weekend

Now I'm 7 years sober, no dudes for me, just play with a dildo every now and then. Married 5 years and have 2 kids AMA

Yes, I was spending the night at my friends house with some other guy, we went on the top of my friends bunk bed and that's where the circle jerk started. Me and the other guy didn't finish because we realized how gay it was, my friend finished though and later that night he was jabbing his dick into my leg at like, 3 am


I'm not gay

no, it feels like a potato peeler. YES, OBVIOUSLY it feels good. Not better than just jacking off though.

should I take the maximum deduction or itemize my return?

I posted nudes on soc, and jerked off over discord with a few dudes. I don't have a license, which is why it's been just that.

Dunno bro, my financial advisor takes care of that

I can suck my own dick pretty easily, feels bad for anyone who can't lol

do you cum in your mouth?

I tasted my own shit once,stuck a screwdriver down my dick hole,stuck alot of different objects up my ass, had an orgasm from fucking my ass with a dildo. ya'know just the usual.

ive let multiple men fuck me before. theres something so hot about letting them use your body to get off. I love feeling them mount me from behind after they eat my ass and pound away on my ass. My favorite most recently has been this black guy with a hugeeee cock. I cant get enough of him

Greentext the cottage

How many at the same time ?

Alright let's do it.
>Be me.
>14 years young.
>Discover anal porn
>Infatuated with it. Wanted nothing more in life than to rail a qt in her butt.
>Come home one day.
>Super fucking horny. But that incurable teenage type horny where nothing quells it.
>Take a "shower"
>So fucking horny I figured that feeling what a girl feels while getting dicked in her butt was hot.
>use my fingers but it felt lame.
>Only thing I could find was a hairbrush. Everything else was way too big.
>Squat in the shower and spend a good 10 minutes trying to see if it would fit but no luck.
>Hornily search around the room again but less luck.
>Decide to keep trying. I return to the shower, squat, and try to slide this handle up my butt.
>The pressure from pushing this handle right against my butthole for almost 20 minutes was starting to hurt pretty bad but I was too horny to quit.
>Right before all hope was lost, I feel maybe about 2 inches of the brush's handle pop in.
>Weirdest fucking feeling I had ever experienced in my life up to that point.
>Start fucking my ass really shallowly and keep going.
>I'm on cloud fucking 9 at this point. I was basically in the weirdest heaven ever.
>Family starts rushing me so I try to make everything in the bathroom seem normal and leave. Took me maybe 2 minutes.
>Didn't even cum or anything. Just washed off the brush, threw on clothes and walked to my room but my legs were wobbling like crazy.
>Get to my room and blow the fattest load ever.
>Felt the climax build up in my ass too instead of my dick and I coulnd't handle the endorphin rush.
>Basically fell asleep in my cum after that. Waay too horny to care.
>Spent maybe the next 2 or 3 days after that with a tender asshole. Like it didn't hurt but when I was walking or sitting down at the right angle, it was enough to remind me that I fucked myself.
>Just did it less as I got older. Always kept it to toys or something phallic shaped that belonged to me.
10/10 Highly recommend

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>financial advisor
Theyre only there to take commissions and take as much of a cut off your assets. Better off not using them. Literally doing nothing will be better.

just 1 unfortunately.... ive been wanting 2 at once buttt havent been able to find anyone :/

Story please. I wanna bust a nut to your childhood trauma.

Story please.

Not much to tell, I can't really remember how it started. We had a workshop thingy in the backyard and sometimes I would be there watching what he was doing and I guess I was pretty easy to convince to masturbate someone with my thighs. It started when I was around 7 or something and kept going until I was 11 or so, sometimes we would lay in bed to "watch a movie" and he tried to fuck me in the ass a couple of times but I guess I was too tight. He tried to make me suck him off but I was too grossed out by that so I just masturbated and let him play with my dick and ass. It was pretty fucking fun,

Nah. Once I cum, I'm not horny anymore. So I don't really wanna take a mouthful of semen.

It made me feel like such a sissy bitch growing up, and even today I feel really fucking gay because of that. I still prefer women and shit but I think I'm into femdom and strapons and cuck shit because of him making me his bitch.

This is a classic

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I own a Dick Rambone dildo and can take it to the balls. Getting ready to order a bigger one because my ass is still hungry. I've got a tapered double-dong about the same diameter as the Rambone at the large end (about the size of a normal cock on the small end), and can swallow all 25" of it up my butt and go take a walk.

That's pretty hot.

The most popular kid in class, Brendan, was also on my soccer team with me. We weren't close friends but we got along well. He was the first kid on the team to get shiny soccer shorts. His were adidas, the really shiny nylon kind. I was kind of fascinated with him because he was athletic and good-looking. One day we were the last kids to leave practice and we were changing in the locker room. He was faster and got in the shower first. After peeling off my own sweaty uniform, I picked up his shorts from the bench and sniffed them. Perfect athletic 12 year old boy sweat smell. I felt my cock harden and let the slippery cool fabric of Brendan's shorts slide against my dick.

Yeah, some older boys in my neighbourhood basically raped me. It was the hottest thing ever.

It made me kind of dark though. When Shawn Hornbeck was rescued from being kidnapped and sort-of held captive for years, I was so attracted to him I beat off to regular photos of him for a long time.

-Put a finger in my ass to see how it feels. 1-5 times.
-Tasted my own cum to see how it tastes. 1-5 times.
-Tranny porn. Everyday for a few months. Now I just watch regular porn.
That's it, besides it it's all straight stuff. What's the veredict? Straight or bi?

How did you stop the tranny shit?

This story is actually so close to mine its wild... but im not sober and im still taking cocks

>How did you stop the tranny shit?
Start looking at their faces would probably do it.

What drugs were you doing?

How old were you when you did all this. I'm 39 and I'd like to pick up a younger guy just for sex. What's my in??

Hard to tell. I guess it just works on porn, the idea of actually fucking traps is sort of disgusting, and it drove me off. Or it just got old. I had a violent/overly dominant phase in porn too, and now not so much. Now I'm getting minimalist I guess. Few women, few acts, pictures instead of videos, sometimes even in clothes. Perhaps I'm in a long path to eventually give up on porn.

My uncle face fucked me

>be 15, look 17-18ish
>fishing trip with dad, uncle, grandpa
>night before fishing at cabin
>dad and grandpa sleeping, me and uncle in living room
>Im passed out on couch, wake up to see hbo softcore porn on tv
>glance over and see uncle on other side jacking off

He always gave me weird looks, and i had always been curious, and lastly i had a kink for the idea of incest

>say fuck it and reach over and grab his cock
>he about shit his pants and tries to sit up
>fails with pants around ankle
>notices what im doing
>relaxes and leans back
>say fuck it and move over to blow him
>tastes like skin, but whatever
>suddenly uncle grabs back of head and starts thrusting
>full on gagging face fuck
>explodes in mouth
>cough up most, swallow some

We never told anyone, happened a couple more times, and he also fucked my ass once.

Nice ....

Dude that's some sick shit he did. So you want a fag sissy to fart and shit on your cock? You want some hairy ass man juice all over your cock? Fucking fag

i lowkey want to fuck a girl

No, I don't really want THAT. More like, I want to go work out with or have a run with an 18-25 year-old guy, then smoke a joint with him, smell his sweaty underwear or wrestling singlet or whatever, suck him off and maybe get him to give me a handjob.

How'd that ass fucking go?

used a broom stick to give me anal pleasure while bathing. i was 14 y.o. im now 28 and Stiller ashamed