Let's hear them

Just fucking around the other day, decided let’s try to guess my gf’s sister password on Twitter.
Didn’t take very long before I actually guess it. The amount of nudes and other shit she has been sending is through the fucking roof. I practically broke my dick from jacking off so much

I'm 43, I have a mustache. I told her that her cooking was very much appreciated, but hinted that maybe she shouldn't bring it outside our home. Share it with family and close friends, but I don't like putting her stuff out there for any random guy to stick his tongue in.

>sexually aggressive for a 13 year old

That's the period of their lives when they're dumbest and most flooded with hormones. They all typically feel that way, but most are shamed into keeping quiet about it.

t. someone sexually assaulted by a twelve-year-old

>i caught my high school bully one night outside his work and wearing a black burglars outfit with a face mask i used a police baton i bought from a surplus store to break his leg fucked up his knee. two years later he's lost his job, addicted to pain pills he can't get anymore thanks to the state opioid law and his wife is leaving him.

>i fucking did it because he went around telling everyone we were cool in high school and shit. and i was just being a dick to him because i hated his ass for the shit he did in high school.

I stopped zipping up my fly. I get a nice breeze down there.

I felt the same way about the nobake cookies my grandma used to make. They were the best fucking nobakes I ever had, nothing has ever come close. It's the order in which she does the chocolate/peanut butter I think but she won't tell me. I brought them into the shop once and these animals swarmed over them. They were gone so fucking fast I barely got any.

Now they're always askin, and if she does ever make them again I swear I'm keeping them a fucking secret.

Faggots

I ate out of the garbage the other day. It was an eclair, a delicious pastry with only one bite taken out of it. I ate from the end that wasn't bite out of. In my defense, the eclair was still on its doily and laying on top of a magazine, so it's not like it was really trash.

Savage.

Why

Likely deserved it. Don't feel bad user... that's good shit

My girlfriend likes to sunbathe topless. We went on a beach getaway with my buddy and his girlfriend, and I'm jealous that my friend got to see my girlfriend's breasts. There is an imbalance in the universe, and lately I've been trying to walk in on his girlfriend when she's changing, see her.

i don't feel bad the mother fucker tried to gloss over the fact he treated a guy who was fucking smothering to death as his organs failed as a teen lower than a fucking animal and gaslight me to other people as an explanation for why i didn't like him and actively refused to go anywhere near him.

and not to mention when mark fucking cost me my friends he was shit talking me the entire time till it came out mark was full of shit.

GEORGE GET OFF THE IDIOT BOX AND MAKE SOME SALES.

SERENITY NOW!
SERENITY NOW!

I’ve trade pics of my wife online to strangers. It’s both terrifying and exhilarating knowing that I’m doing it. I feel bad when I do it but it’s become an addiction.

2 black guys with huuge cocks just sent me a bunch of pics and videos of their dicks tributing my trap pics. i dont even think theyd fit in me

One of my professors has this really stupid mustache he tailors in a bizarre way. Makes him look like Groucho Mark. Also has these stupid glasses.

So I started mocking him. Growing a mustache to look like his and got similar glasses. I sit in front of lecture hall so he can get a good view. I guess I'm gaslighting him, ha ha, but he can't do a thing.

What are you trying to imply there user?

Me and my friends post u mad wite boi threads to 1) make people mad (LOL!) and 2) spread racial tensions. People on this board fall for it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I have a secret to share with my brothers and whoresters.
i still enjoy gummy bears song and crazy frog those are my favorite songs

Wish I could fuck my wife’s 17 year old sister and jerk off to her pics.

You’re not baiting anyone you fag. People generally enjoy making fun of niggers.

if you are smart about it and think of a strategy you can have sex with her and your wife wont even notice

Good

For instance, i had sex with my cousin for 10 years until she got married and have now a daughter ;)

We were in a sexual relationship and I wanted to stop it and she doesnt. So shes threatening to blow the lid on the whole thing.

I have the daily misfortune of sharing my work space with the worst human known to man, an ugly skank I'll call "Donna". She's always riding my butt. Won't let me drink in the office and is such a neat freak.

So a couple days ago, I taught her a lesson. Snuck into the ladies room, which has three stalls. I took a dump in each one and didn't flush. Pinched the loaf in the first one,hopped over to the second, where I dropped most of my deuce. I wiped and left a bunch of toliet paper in door number 3, heh heh.

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badass dude

I enjoy looking at naked women and playing with my penis. I pretend I’m putting it in their bottoms.

I'm happy being alone

Oh,my!

I picked up some whore from off a street corner after a night of coke and heroin. Found out she was a trap, but i busted the biggest nut in its asshole, then went back to coke. The trap overdosed and fucking died

I'm dating a girl who goes to this cordon bleu cooking academy. Needless to say, she's a terrific chef. She also has a food fetish. It wasn't my cup of tea...until I actually tried it. She's into some wild stuff, not just whipped cream and cherries.

But now...I don't know, it's weird. I'm starting to associate food with sex. Yesterday I got flushed eating a pastrami sandwich. This can't be healthy.

I share slutty pics of my wife online. I’ve even found people who used to know her to share with.

Found one guy who went to high school with her to show.

Found an older guy who’s daughters went to high school with my wife. He said he used to park in the parking lot of the school and jack off while looking at my wife in the high school parking lot.

Also created a fake Facebook page and sent several nudes of my wife without her face to her dad without him knowing it’s her in the pics.

GEORGE! WHY ARE YOU GETTING FLUSTERED LOOKING AT MY MEATLOAF? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

I wish but we only visit her family every now and then since we live out of town. Then when we visit we are all together.

So just stuck using her pictures then. Plus she’s a goody girl. Maybe if she gets a bf I can trade him pics of my wife for her sister lol

I raw dog chicks even though I have genital warts.

When I was a senior in high school I used to fuck a bunch of 8th graders and I still jerk off thinking about it.

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I tried the "popcorn trick" with my date at the movie theater last night. It did not work. First, she didn't see why I wouldn't let her hold the popcorn when I went to the bathroom and she got weirded out when I insisted keeping it with me.

I went into the stall with the box and lost a lot of popcorn when I opened a hole in it. It was hard and awkward to shove my dick inside. All hot and sticky.

Even more awkward bringing it back to the theater, since I had to keep it at crotch level at an angle, so the popcorn doesn't fall out (a lot did) and nobody could tell I had my penis in there.

Then I finally get it into the theater. She asks me why I'm holding it in such a weird way. I just answered, "It's still warm. Don't you want some?"

She's not too enthusiastic. After a couple minutes, she finally reaches in. She brushed my boner, but then immediately pulled back, offended. She called me a freak and left. I didn't get a hand job and I don't think I'm getting a second date.

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I want to kill myself cause of my height and weight, im a 21 year old kissless virgin that watches anime and ocassionally plays video games, the only light at the end of the tunnel is my law degree that im currently pursuing, its like if I get my law degree ill be valued by the opposite sex, to finally be a decent partner

she wasnt the one dude

I know the identity of Jennifer Odom's and a massive conspiracy within the pasco county Sheriffs department to cover up the murder

Don’t freaking kill yourself dude. You can’t do anything about your height but believe it or not you can about your weight. Stay positive and work hard on the weight.

You’ll find a lady eventually and even if you don’t then it’s not worth killing yourself over.

My aunt wanted to see that Oscar movie, The Queen's Favorite, and I had to drive her.

I noticed in the theater there were some cool guys from my freshman seminar class who I've been trying to befriend cause they're on the football team and always get the hot chicks.

I was kinda bored until the queen started making out with the chick from The Mummy. I wondered if my friends got as aroused as I did. So I shouted, loud enough for the whole theater to hear:

"Bow chicka wow wow!"

Nobody laughed. But I got shushed, glares, and my aunt was really annoyed at me. I guess tomorrow at class I'll see if the guys were impressed with my joke.

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share please user

fucking talk

that i love minion porn. mmmm minion ass

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My boss is insufferable, especially when he's been popping into my office uninvited. Lately, I've been working under my desk, hiding so he thinks I'm gone when he pops in.

What the fuck is wrong with your feet

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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This is either the exact right board to be saying this or the exact wrong one, but...I am not a Nazi.

That's sort of a secret, because I met this smoking hot blonde who is a total racist, anti-semite. Bigoted as she is beautiful. She doesn't know my mom is Jewish, or that I'm just parroting her views to get with her.

>There is an imbalance in the universe
I like how u put that user, just fuck ur buds gf

I’m a girl (20) and I swear I was hotter when I was like 14/15. Sometimes when setting up dating profiles and stuff like that I’ll use the pics of me from when I was younger.

Honestly needed that off my chest rn XD

There's a light source just off screen that makes them appear white

Well you sure taught her a lesson.

George Constanza, is that you?

My older brother told me to come to his room once when I was younger without explanation and then he made me let him suck my dick on webcam for someone who was watching

i also lost my virginity after one of these invitations, having a 3some with his girlfriends friend behind her back. i was 15, he was 24 and she was 19

Struck out with a female bartender. I told her,

"I'm feeling *fiesty* tonight. I'll have a WILD Cherry Pepsi!"

I thought my tone would make her laugh and she'd be impressed that I wasn't ordering alcohol like the other people there. But she just said they didn't have it. The guy next to me snickered at my delivery, but not in a welcome way.

I have secretly fed my cum to my mother in law and 3 sisters in law dozens of times, I also often steal their thongs and use them to jerk off, as well as jizzing on their toothbrushes.

Ok... hot though

I do the same, but use a put a pocket pussy between the cushions.

havent worked up to feeding it yet, but i live with my girlfriend and a female friend and its been so easy to cum in the roommate girls shampoo and facial cleanser in the shower

Lately when people fart, I've been saying, "Excuse me" immediately after, rapidly, before they can. It puzzles some of them, as if I'm taking credit for the fart in the room. I'm literally "gas"lighting them.

You sick motherfucker. I’m going back to FB

Hot. I've seen guys use fleshlights that way too. I just fuck the leather cushions directly and it feels smooth enough

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There’s a lot of subtext there. A lot. Let’s just say that I’m definitely scared of the thought of someone seeing our messages.

I honestly like it better than fucking my wife, i always get so fucking hard watching them eat/drink my cum.

go for it man, it's so easy when you live with them. just pick anything in the fridge that's hers and jerk a fresh load into it

pic related is the youngest of my wife's sisters. 19 now but i've been feeding her cum for about 6 years

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How do you keep them from getting pregnant if they’ve been eating your cum for 6 years?

Women can't get pregnant that way. A sperm has to fertilize an egg, which happens in penile-vaginal intercourse.

It was a game changer when I figured it out. Now I have a free hand when I'm fapping, which is perfect because I can play with both my nipples.

My only question... do you just blow your load right into the couch?

lol i wish it worked like that, I'd love to knock them all up

I jizz into my room mates bong 2 or 3 times a week
pic is her

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Hot. I'm not much into nipple play though.

Yes I do it right between the back cushions, then wipe up immediately after

How's if feel knowing that you're sending guys pics of youf wife in exchange for pics of women they've never met?

Fuck she’s a hottie, ever made a move??

Lol you're a sick motherfucker

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fuck shes got a great body

had 12 gf when 25

yeah we fucked a couple times before we were room mates. super tight pussy and a FAT ass. tried again right after she moved in but she's not into it anymore, which is why i started cumming in her bong lol

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Loser.

Move around to different cities. Every new city gets a new name I tell to people (only use real name for shit where I legally need to), new social media, new phone number and new life background. Keep all other personas with matching phones and social media info in boxes in a storage unit. Can't stop. No one knows my real persona except family and I hardly see them.

Good to know that there are decent people out there.

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I want to buy weed but I don't know how

fuckin a she does, it's been awesome watching her grow into such a hot slut

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Go to any fucking smoke shop, not the weed ones but ones that sell cigars, tobacco pipes and shit that can be used for smoking weed.

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I've been telling this girl online I've got a "donkey dick" for months now. Those are the words I've always used, cause I think it's funny. Now we're going to meet up. We've cammed a few times, but though she's gotten naked, I told her she'll have to wait to see my donkey dick in person. She actually seems pretty keen on it!

One problem: I'm small! Not microscopic, but definitely no donkey dick. I really like her and I don't want things to be ogre between us. I thought of a strategy I wanted to run by you.

I've been looking up A LOT of Shrek related Rule 34 Porn. For research purposes, of course. Mostly stuff of Eddie Murphy's donkey. Having sex with Dragon, Princess Fiona, etc. Let's just say he's well endowed.

Alas, I have been unable to find a 3D anatomically accurate toy. I guess DreamWorks hasn't released one? She loves Shrek, and my plan, to answer her disappointed question at seeing my below average Willy "Where's your donkey dick?" was to whip out my Donkey plush and say, "HERE's my donkey dick!"

Then she'd laugh and I'd still be able to get into her swamp. Any leads? Custom site maybe to make me the stuffed animal I need?

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one of her thongs

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Haven't seen this in awhile.

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Tits or gtfo. Also, show young vs old pics

I want my gf to be Islamified and fucked by Muslim men.

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I read this in Donkey’s voice

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I raped a passed out chick i found at a party on new years, she was completely out and I filled her cunt with cum and left her spread eagle. Don't even know who she was lol, haven't seen her since

Chill on the tits XD me now:

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they wouldn't be secrets if posted here

I like to put orbies in my asshole while I watch my stepdad smoke in my living room.

Me then:

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EXACTLY white women in niqab and Islamic Dominance are such turn ons for me

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Tits or GTFO

thx for the response. I think problem is awkwardness with initial contact. Just need to nut up and take some chances I guess....

Pic I posted wasn't a white chick. It was an arab chick. You're a fag though kek

Yea you look better herE. Do you have a nice body? Sometimes if your face isn’t half bad and you have a smoking body well look past your average looks.

I’m just skinny I guess, don’t really have crazy tits or butt lol

I usually have luck at 7/11 when i'm in a new town, late night clerks are always high lol

Change that to a couple of weeks ago. I've seen this same post before.

had gay sex with a friend of my mothers. i was 12 and he was 36.

What you have to do is ask them for weed but not in an obvious way. Use words that sound like "smoke", "weed", and "bowl", but different enough that you have plausible deniability.

I had to see my gf moms tits. So i set up a camera in the bathroom. Seen what i wanted and fap. Then i molested her older sister when she passed out at my place took pics and fap some more.

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Holy Jesus fucking Mohammed’s second wife

what state you in

Saw your tits earlier, they were nice

Lose the nose ring. That's really it. Maybe try different hairstyles since that's the only thing women can really do to change their look without surgery and makeup. If you do hair shit, don't do short hair though.

That’s not actually her you fucking dummy

This. We'd be doing it anyways.

you're going to have it tough to find a guy who really wants to be with you. Most will just want to hit it and quit it.

You look better in the older pic, more defined. Lose the trashy nose ring though

I can thankfully report that, that person was bullshitting and that those pictures weren’t of me

You have to develop an acquaintanceship first. They won't sell if they think you're a narc or some shit.

That's the only one I had of that one. Wish I had more.

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The sister

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No, this is the first time I posted this. I've done similar stuff to "Donna" before and posted that.

You don't have to tease here, just show it

Kansas... so no legal options

The gf

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My best friend and I slept with each others sisters in the same room during high school. When we moved in together after High School, we each began dating the others sister.

I got real used to seeing my sister wander around the apartment in her underwear, and before long we were all fucking in the same room, and eventually began experimenting.

I'll greentext it if anyone wants to hear it.

Be an adult. Help her have a good life. Keep your hands off her.

If you have to move away, move away. But keep your hands off her.

>I'll greentext it if anyone wants to hear it.

nobody wants to read your fake shit user.

lets hear it

Did you fuck your best friend? If not I don’t give a shit faggot.

I found videos of my sister masturbating.
i also found the vibrator she used in the videos.
i jack off to her vids while sucking on her vibrator and sniffing her panties

I cum in my roomates shampoo once a week. XD

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This is stupid, and it'll blow up in your face one day. They get into an argument, and she'll tell her just to piss her off.

Your friends are fucking gay dude.

I know my best friend's record is 13 and dude I'm nowhere close. I tapped out at 7. It's just fucking excruciating after that. Ever jizzed with a soft dick? Miserable.

Most times I've had sex in 12hr window is 5. I might be able to get more out of a freakier girl.

What's the context of the messages

woman with hijab turn me on
i really need to see some of them getting fuck by some dude in military uniform

god dam she cute, why aren't you cumming her food yet lol

thats salvage

thats unfortunate :(

Well aren't you a special person.

She admitted being able to feel my dick through my sweat pants when she was wrestling with me.

I wasn’t hard, and it wasn’t a sexual thing at all for me at the time, but she said she could feel it when she rubbed against it and that she wanted to feel it again.

You really hurt my feelings

Sorry user, I was a little harsh but I just wanted to look out for you. She’s a miserable whore and you deserve better, faggot.

This was your first date?

>This question isn't ironic

Give yourself a few years. You'll be fine. You won't even have an adult brain until you're 25. Give yourself a chance.

What did he do to in high school

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i keep getting hairy tits from some whore called ange, she said my dick was small but wants to meet up, i think its my sisters friend fucking with me, this is my only sexual encounter, is she serious or just wants to humiliate me? heres her number, help a Yea Forumsro out, +61488384484

How much of her becoming a hot slut was your influence?

i got my bestfriend's wife pregnant. she wants to keep it and pretend it's his but i want her to abort it

sure. this is the best confession thread i've seen in awhile.

i'm so insecure that i deactivated my fb because i thought that all of the posts were directed at me.

underrated post.

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You were raped. Not your fault. Not even your decision.

" Thankfully ". Yeah, your shit is some kind of national treasure...

in reality probably none, but I like to think all the loads i fed her while growing up did it. she was swallowing my cum before she even had her 1st boyfriend

Technically. I'd seen her a lot at the coffee shop, but I guess we hadn't reached the level of intimacy I was hoping for yet.

you are just humble artist

oh look this idiot thing has become low-tier copy pasta.

No, I think user meant first date ever

Why don’t you just abort yourself you baby killing faggot

fucking an employee is only frowned upon. Unless you have a wife/kids and shit, and your life you've built is in jeopardy.

Blackmail is illegal, you have the upper hand, unless you're stupid.

Sexually assaulted by a 12yo? Explain? Story?

Thank you, I appreciate that. It's good to have someone looking out for me

Also, she’s admitted to watching older bro/younger sis porn on the phone I bought her. All of this was unsolicited information and it comes at the worst possible times. Randomly when I’m with my wife I’ll get lewd messages from her younger sister that are broken up into dozens of texts rather than a single large text wall.

The result is my phone having a fucking spaz attack of way too young pussy throwing itself at me while I’m trying to remain faithful and out of prison.

Don’t get gay about it faggot I was just trying to be helpful not mouth kiss.

I want to put a teenage (14-17) boy into a straitjacket and or other restraints. I won't because there is no legal way to live this fantasy out.

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give us a hint

i've knocked up 6 different girls in my life, 3 of them aborted but I have 3 kids out there I've never met or even paid child support for. It's surprisingly easy to slip the condom off without them noticing

Uh, you could just ask them? Are you fucking retarded? It isn’t illegal to put someone in a jacket

what teenage boy is gonna say yes?

The object was to see who could go the longest WITHOUT masturbating, you faggot.

nigga detected. hope your grew up fatherless.

I stopped two guys from raping a woman by possibly murdering them.
>drunk walking home
>heard woman scream
>young, strong af and into martial arts and weightlifting
>ran towards scream
>woman on ground
>guy over her
>other guy watching girl and guy (I think he was supposed to be the lookout)
>Donkeypunched lookout in the back of the head/neck
>Player 1 is down
>rush towards other guy, land a punch on his head
>he fights back
>don't remember much
>next thing I know I'm standing over him, kicking his bloody head into the brick wall repeatedly
>shoe is COVERED IN BLOOD
>woman is nowhere to be found
>other guy is face down in a different spot
>I need to get the fuck out of here
>find some cloth in nearby garbage can, cover blood-soaked shoe with it (other shoe was fine)
>get the fuck home
>destroyed shoes
>destroyed pants
>I had a bruise on my face from something, no idea what hit me
>bruise on my knuckles
>okay other than that
>read the news for the next few months looking for assault record or deaths
>nothing
No idea if they lived or died.

I’m still in love with a girl who moved away two years ago. I travelled to New York where she lived and it worked out but the distance became unbearable and not fair to either of us. Currently banging my roommate and she will never bring the same feeling as the girl who now lives too far away to be with. Distance sucks. Thanks for listening to my ted talk

Oh, nah. I've had other dates before. Mostly frozen yogurt. Even had one girl let me put MY "yogurt" on HER "popcorn", if you know what I mean, ha ha.

Never tried this popcorn trip before, though, and I'm not likely to again.

Move to a state where it's legal. Hell,earlier today on my lunch break from work I walked to a store next door to my workplace in plain view of my coworkers and our customers to pick some up. Nobody gave a fuck, no worries about cops or shady people, no calling around to see who has some, took less than ten minutes of my lunch break. Rules that way.

nah I'm white and my dad's pretty cool

Unironically funny story. I can respect someone who loves a good donut that much.

Like he has no influence at all on your final grade.

Oh, shit. Sorry about that. I was just looking for some strong leadership. It seemed like you fit the bill...My Bad

Context would probably be a good thing here. I've got a weird genetic disorder that makes me resistant to growth hormone. Luckily, I'm not dealing with malformation, I'm just scaled down on all three axes. I stand at 4'9".

She was the boss's daughter. I ended up having to go to his place because I couldn't get out of an invitation to watch the Superbowl and burn some burgers. She cornered me as I was heading to the bathroom and stuck her tongue down my throat, along with a lot of forced contact I couldn't get away from. It sounds stupid, but she stood head and shoulders taller than me. Her father ended up calling for her because he couldn't find something, and I managed to escape then. The rest of the visit was spent around witnesses to avoid it happening again.

Not the first time something like that has happened, unfortunately, but the rest were actually adults. Protip: Short girls are vicious when they're not the short one in a relationship.

When I used to work security back in 2013 I walked into a dark playground to secure it around midnight and I heard a sloshing sound and turned on my light. It was some early 30s woman on all 4s getting railed by her dog, a German Shepherd. I was shocked and didn't know what to do - I was flush. I let her collect her things and leave and said I wouldn't tell anyone.

Never saw her again but after that it's been running through my mind like crazy and it's kind of a kink fantasy for me now.

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Yeah, but how could he justify marking me down for that? If I pass my tests and my papers are solid, he's powerless.

I remember you from one of the other threads

My new fetish, Male midget rape by preteen girls.

I get a kick out of strangling small animals until the brink of death and then watching then come back to life choking. Used to do it to my Guinea pig all the time as a kid

you should have whipped it out and asked her to suck it.

THATS IN A MOVIE AND YOU'RE LYING.

I got cheated on by my gf of 2 years. She told me
his name and i stalked his shit and knew him
from a skatepark. i found him and beat the lving
fuck outta him with 2 of my friends.. she asked
if i did it and i lied to her. kindof a sad fag or something becuase never lied to the bitch and im still in that fucking trap of caring for a......

Stop doing that, it will drive you to the point of insanity. Just drop the bitch one day and ghost her, it'll save you from getting all feely again. Find some new woman and get sexual. You will regret everything you ever did for someone as degenerate as that.
At worst you'll end up in a jail with a criminal record to show after you tried everything with the slut

Yeah, it's been in a couple movies. Like Diner, the screencap I used. That's where I got the idea.

Pinellas countyfag here, I have no idea what youre talking about but am very interested

>midget

Hey, the PC police have long since decided that we're called hobbits, you ceiling-fan-dodging top-shelf warden.

I didn't have the balls to do it I was more worried that I was going to be caught with a boner and have the police called on me
>check this pic out and look at the dogs package area
imagine that railing the girl in the pic

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I was depressed as fuck in my group of friends, because my friends were shit. They made me feel like I was literally fucking retarded, and I was the butt of every joke, the target of every insult, etc.

I was on vacation with these assholes, and things were okay for a while. They were too distracted by the sights of the place (shoreline in New England) to treat me like shit. I was still depressed though.

We went to a bar. Danced, drank, mingled with randos. I was okay for a while but that lingering hatred for my life came back hard. Drank more. Disappeared from my group of friends.

Danced with some random woman, and she was shitfaced. Figured I had nothing to lose in this life.

Over the deafening music, I shouted to her "WANNA GO FUCK?!"
She nodded her head, and we headed out the door towards the beachside that this bar was built on.

There was a steep decline between the shoreline and the bar, so it was about a 5 minute walk. We arrived and saw that about 40 others had the same idea, and there was a literal orgy on the beach late at night, any privacy thanks to the lack of light.

We found a spot to lay on the ground, and partially stripped. I ate her out a bit to get her wet, and then stuck it in. I fucked her for about 10 minutes, and came inside her. She seemed content, and fell asleep on the beach. I got up, stuffed my dick back in my jeans and went back up to the bar.

Found my friends who were yelling at me for disappearing, and giving me shit. I didn't bother explaining where I went, they didn't care.

I didn't know her name, she didn't know mine, and I wasn't even from that state. I might have a 5 year old somewhere.

That was my lowest point in my life.

Short girls are usually vicious. Closer to hell.

i agree with you on most of this. but honestly its been 5 months and ive gotten head and had sex with females with equal or greater caliber. but i ghosted them. and ive never stopped talking to her. shes even came over twice and we talked and damn near fucked but i got FEELs panicked and told her to stop fucking with that lame. and made shit awkward -Abort

i got cucked by my best friend we were dating and she suddenly has a long distance relationship with a guy that has been out of town for more than a year no idea how that happene

i guess she expects me to take her out and entertain her until the guy comes, fucks her and leave

should i try to steal her from the absent guy or just drop her like the bitch she is? im seriously into her but this is bullshit lol

alpha of the year

looks about the right height to allow entry.

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I let my father in law jerk it into my wife's shoes. It's her step dad so it's not so weird I guess. But I guess he always had a thing for her feet. Grosses me out but hey more power to him I guess.

>Closer to hell
Never heard this before, my throat hurts from laughing so hard.

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I don't need your softcore bullshit

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you let him do it, for what, money?

Foot fags are the worst, but I'm a panty-fag so maybe I shouldn't throw stones.

Not to mention the shorter fuses. And when they have red hair, those fuses are very clearly already lit.

Neat.

Nothing honestly. He made it obvious he liked her feet by fb comments and always starring at them. Then one day I caught him smelling her flip flops. He thought I would be pissed, apologized immediately. I said dude I don't care, she has a closet full, knock yourself out and he actually did it so then it just turned into a thing he does everytime he comes over.

I was feeling michevious. Annoyed with my co-workers and wanting to try an experiment, I took a dump in my pants. I walked around the office all day like that. Nobody said a word. I'm so sneaky I got away with it, and those fools didn't suspect a thing.

you're a beta then, jesus christ.

I took a dump in my Dad's house and blamed it on my step-mom's dog. My hope is he's get fed up with her and get back with my mom.

Everybody on Yea Forums is a fucking beta, fag.

I verbally abuse my boyfriend's plants when he's not around. They used to be his ex-wife's and he dotes on them. So I take the opportunity to shout at them, hurl floral epithets, etc. I heard that can half a negative effect.

my old work thought i was stupid/autistic but i really just dont want to be responsible for anything and was happy making 20 an hour pretending to do menial desktop support

they also put me through all sorts of tests to see my character

they had a reported 30 million earnings but i had access to the finances and knew the real number was more like 4-5 million. they laundered money for the cartel

Don’t do this, trust me. Just admit to her, you’ll probably get ghosted but it’s better than the massively self loathing and embarrassment you will feel for years and years after.

don't be a faggot, those plants are victims. Maybe he just finds comfort in growing them. I took up gardening/plant tending to calm my rage, and it DOES help immensely!

I love seeing sprouts form into flowers, or to watch my Morning Glories and Moonflowers climb the strings I set up for them!

Instead of being a cunt, why not buy some seeds and grow some together? Make it your thing together. Just stop being a cunt to the plants!

Maybe the plants also calm my rage. By giving me a way to vent.

Venting anger doesn't actually relieve it or make it easier to bear further infuriating events. It just makes you more prone to venting anger. There have been studies conducted on this.

We are what we continually do. Being unpleasant, then, isn't just an act but a habit.

that's like saying "beating my kids is good exercise, so it's healthy!"

But think of how tight that pussy will be once you get balls deep

been talking to a group who knows my every keystroke entire computer history

they would keep dropping subtle clues to let me know they can see everything

i pretend to not know anything

KEK

well they know now, you literal retard!

Kek this is one fucking good thread.

fellow girl here, and i think you should let your bangs grow out! Youre very pretty, and you would look even better if you had longer bangs if grew them out completely! And always wear winged eyeliner!

I run a very successful cake bakery. My cakes have been featured in magazines and even on the Food Network. However, I can't bake a cake from scratch to save my life. I've been buying Betty Crocker cake mix in bulk for years.

I wanna beat the shit out of a lot of my friends just because thats how im , but im proud that i havent fight in 3 years

I want to rape a loli.

More of your wife’s sister

I dig the older version tbh

At university I was in a relationship with a granny I met on fetlife for 2 years.

Nice titts

as long as you don't do that Cake Boss shit.

Rice Krispies are not cake
Fondant is not frosting

nice, I was in a relationship with a woman in her 50's when I was 20ish. She taught me most of everything, and taught me how to fuck with a gentle tenderness, since she couldn't really endure the pounding of a horny young guy lol.

She passed away, and I miss her every fucking day.

You are 21 and in law school?

Years ago I posted pictures of my friend in her underwear on here, along with the story of how she cheated on her boyfriend with a Mexican on university exchange. People found her on facebook, twitter, her work and personal emails. 9 years after I first posted her she still gets people finding her and asking for more pics. I should feel sorry but I don't.

Unlikely, but kind of funny here

I once shit in a jar, poured bleach in, and shook it for like 30 minutes. I guess I just wanted to see what would happen or some shit, but after microwaving it for 2:22 minutes and pouring it into my neighbor's yard his rose bush withered. Funny, cause I poured it like 3 feet away.

I look foward to danna posting

>be at my wedding reception
>best friend is there against wife's wishes cos wife hate her
>after dinner and speeches, say I'm going to the big
>sneak outside and meet best friend >lift her dress up, rip off her panties, fuck her raw against a tree
>nut deep in her
>go back for first dance with wife >best friend's there with her husband and their daughter
>later on I laughed to myself as she sits on her husbands lap, know I pumped her pussy full of cum an hour ago
>still have her panties in my pocket >later on wife is sucking my cock in hotel room
>too drunk to realise she was sucking best friend's cum off of it too
>feelsgreatman.jpg
>busted on her face and tits

fucking insecure. I guess I have issues from my being a single child with a working mom. Never felt like I fit in anywhere I compensate by taking care of myself and pushing myself to always excel and be attractive. Most people think I am a really happy guy. Still feel like I'll never truly escape the need to be validated

if there was a chance you'd be able to steal her from him just by being there, it'd happen already. Best case you can use her for sex until you find someone better, which would be literally anyone else. if you can't manage to get that going, ditch her because she's obviously made her choice

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You're really pretty, but you probably know that. Older pic is cuter.

how old was she when she died? unless you were with her for like 20 years how the hell did she just die so early?

I committed a hate crime and got away with it.
I hanged an African migrant on a fucking tree. The police have nothing on me since he was unidentified illegal and there was no witnesses.

she had cancer, and she was 58. I had 6 years with her. Her family wasn't cool with it. I was 19 when I met her.

I got cheated on from a former old friend who slept with am ex of mine at the time.

>be 21
>ex(she uses a alias batgirl,keep this in mind it plays a big role later on) uploaded new pic of her after we broke up of her and some guy(her bf) outside of said friends apartment
>years later said friend(the one who lives in apartment) says he doesnt know what ex i'm talking aboit
>makes a reference about said exs alias last name in comments
I dont care now since I have someone better however I feel betrayed since he originally said he doesnt know which ex yet he made a reference to her alias last name. I hope your wife knows some monogamous people hate you for sleeping with their ex Cesar Sandoval.

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shit that sucks. Also too bad for her fam, She's old enough to make her own decisions, sorry for your loss my dude

>scottish be best friends with south african chick since high school >started fucking her when we were 15/16, she's 32 and married now >few years ago her husband gets butthurt and suspicious about her spending time with me
>"fell out" with me, told him we weren't close any more
>she gets new male friend who she flirts with to divert suspicion.
>still meet to fuck her at least once a week.
>she gets pregnant 11 months before their wedding
>both know she's my daughter but her husband doesn't suspect anything
>sucks me off as she tells me she's expecting, huge load all over her titties and face
>kept on fucked her until 7 months, when belly gets in the way >regularly sucked the milk out of her tits
>she had to stop breast feeding, told everyone it was uncomfortable, didn't mention it was cos she was getting super horny with the kid chewing her nipples thinking about me doing the same

yeah her family was terrible to me... not that we wanted them to find out but I was visiting her when her brother stopped by one day, and everybody decided to get into her fucking business and shame her.

She actually left me a few things in her will, which her family contested on account of me being me I guess. I was a bitch 20 year old with no knowledge and all heart/passion or whatever, and I didn't contest it "to prove it wasn't about material wealth it was about love"

I wish I did contest it. She hated her family as much as she loved me. I don't have a single thing to remember her by.

NEVER make decisions based on love. Give it a minute, and get a second opinion. Even better, get a fucking lawyer.

I have a fetish for female shoes. I will stare at women in flats and heels ect and get horny thinking about licking their soles and shoes. I'm also into femdom which explains it. I justify it by making it that I'm too unworthy of feet but only shoes. To step on dirt like me!

Im addicted to energy drinks and have been drinking 1-2 every day for 8 months now

I do and feel the exact same way

I fantasize about getting tricked or forced into taking dog dick.

Post stomach

Hmm... Having trouble understanding. Perhaps if you told us more details in greentext

That's a pretty weird comparison. I vent my rage on non-sentient plants and then I'm chill with my boyfriend. Flowers aren't kids, or haven't you noticed?

Pics or it didnt happen

enjoy your heart problems at 23 lol

You must have methmouth too, with that much fucking sugar.

Pussy ass faggot

went on gfs sisters computer but only found workout progress pics. still jacked to them

I go to school with this girl and jack off to her after class almost every day.

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If you were attractive she would have laughed

go through her room
search her underwear drawer
search for usb drives or micro usb cards anywhere- old phones, digital cameras, etc
I found a few nudes of this fat bitch I know. Nothing I'm turned on by, but I still have them lol.

i tried checking everything. i think she only snaps nudes to her bf :(

still sniff them panties though

I have old nudes of this slut I went to university with. She now teaches at the same university and does a lot of work with the public. I have posted her nudes and always hope someone else who knows her sees them, but it's never happened

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Made one of my good friends cheat on her boyfriend. They had a fight and I consoled her, gave her some alcohol and managed to seduce her. Fucked the shit out of her on her bed, for a good 4 minutes before I blew my load all over her stomach. Best fuck of my life.

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Did ya bare back it?

My dad got serious with a woman he met in aa. Soon after she and her daughter moved in, her and my dad fell off the wagon. She drank everyday and didn’t cook or clean or do anything but watch tv. Her daughter was a handful to she was always saying sexual things and flashing me her nipples and panties. She also would try to put her hand down my pants or try to put mine on hers. It’s not that I wasn’t interested I was 13 but I was super paranoid about being caught and getting in trouble. So I decided to hedge my bets and tell her mom what as goin on and ask for help. My step mom (Debra) didn’t look away from the tv or take the cigarette out of her mouth when I told her. She just said “so what”? When I pressed a bit more she snapped that it was my problem and I should deal with it cuz I don’t want her to make it hers. It was then I realized she didn’t really care about her daughter or anyone I guess. So the next time mindy (her daughter) flashed me her nipples I touched her chest. She smiled and let me continue so I rubbed her pussy over her panties. I took my dick out and she jerked me off as I rubbed her. I came all over her hands and my bedroom carpet. She giggled when I came. From then on we would fool around when we were alone or when Debra was the only parent home. That little girl took all my virginities, but I’m fairly certain I got none of hers.

Love to see her ass even if it is not nude

Oh yeah I did. Took advantage of her really. Just wanted to fuck her bare back and as hard as I wanted.

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having a heart attack as i type this heart aches like a motherfucker and feeling piercing pain on my back this is it

Me and my friends beat up a junkie kid at a party, I mean like really beat him up good (head kicks and all) because he was stealing people's shit. This retard goes home and does a bunch of drugs and gets paranoid that we are still after him(we're not at this point) and then does more drugs and fucking OD's. He dies and shit, and I can't help but feel semi responsible for this.

F

you did nothing wrong, that guy was a piece of faggot shit

I want to sit behind her while she has diarrhea so i can feel her tits

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When my mom will no longer be alive and my sister will be taken care of by a psychiatric facility I will finally be free to off myself. I'm too weak to survive and subject to repeated and severe bouts of depression and irrational anger and after a life of disappointments, bullying and hard labor I'm ready to say goodbye.

Fucking get help! Call an ambulance, idiot, what are you doing here? Unless you're playing us for fools, that is

Greentext. This could be the next major headline to come from Yea Forums

I do something similar with an ex. She now LARPs as a pure virgin Christian trying to find a husband at her church (she's now 31 and desperate to marry). I don't want her to trick some poor sob that really wants to marry a virgin so I post pictures of her sucking dick and taking facials hoping there's some degenerate at her church on this board and the word will get out. She's a deceitful little slut, she even posts on Facebook references to her virginity. In truth she's far from it and swallowed probably half a gallon of my semen over 3 years we were dating

im autistic but dont tell anyone please

>NEVER make decisions based on love. Give it a minute, and get a second opinion. Even better, get a fucking lawyer.
>get
>a
>fucking
>lawyer
based.

i'm a female and my kink is pregnancy and everything related, milky tits etc. I want to have kids to experience that, i think i'd be horny all the time. Too bad fetish is not rly a good reason to go for it...

You'd be surprised, user

What the fuck. This is my couch. This is my goddamn house. What the fuck.

why no one respond

I've done the same thing, fake Facebook and cropped pictures to her dad and all.

I'm an alcoholic, addicted to Adderall, and bisexual. No one in my life knows any of this. I'm also in love with my ex that dumped me a year ago that i still frequently talk to. Life is coming to a low.

She's probably still stringing you a long, still knows you're in love with her. Girls do this for their own ego as well as to be vindictive. You're best off fucking her off. Women move on emotionally muuuch faster than men. She might have cried for a night or for a week but if she still had any interest in you she wouldn't just be talking to you. Give her the cold shoulder user

thanks man. any advice on the drugs?

I once masturbated on my friends mom's face while she was sleeping on the living room couch on a real early morning. She didn't wake up until about an hour later and complained about drooling in her sleep and walked to the bathroom

Was she hot?

For a few years I kept the habit of licking the heels of a friend of mine's mom when I went to their bathroom. Once she put black nail polish on her toenails in front of me, I was losing my mind.

Once a week I put on panties and meet this guy I met on Grindr in his car and suck him off to completion. I swallow every single time.

She's hot.
More pics?

Yeah she was pretty damn good looking. She looks a lot like eva notty with big tits back in the day. This was like 10 years ago I did this

Anyone every said anything to her?

Sometimes I fantasize about having a slutty mother who didn't want any kids but kept me anyway. A tried and true tattooed, beautiful, scantily clad whore always ready to suck cock and swallow cum.

Not that I know of. I assume she would stop going to church or something but the LARP still continues. I check her Facebook and IG from time to time but looks like her life continues much the same and posts retarded quotes from the Bible and pictures from her church group meet ups. Pretty infuriating she's pretending to be a virgin and trying to trick these guys. Luckily she's probably getting a bit too old because all the churchies marry young and all that's left are the guys she will think she's too good for. Her church friends are mostly in their very early 20's

how old was the slut?

3 years ago I was banging a married chick and she got pregnant. We broke off the affair then and she was close to telling her husband it might not be his, but didn't end up doing it. Kid is now a bit over 2 and pretty certain it's mine (can see his pics on Facebook), was pretty sure he was mine since he was like 6 months old. So I got a son I haven't met in another state.

Shes like my cousin. She did the same kinds of stuff to me till I couldn't resist anymore. It went on for years till one day she said she wanted it all to stop.

That's so fucking hot.

When I was 17 I had a 12 year old girlfriend.