>be me
>watching gay porn
>mom walks in
>she leaves immediately but I know she saw
I'm afraid my mom thinks I'm a fag now. How do I explain to her that I'm not actually gay and I was just watching it because I was curious?
Be me
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Luis Gonzalez
Get gf
Or let her catch u watching straight p
Gavin Reed
>not gay
>watching gay porn
Sure pal, whatever you say
Jonathan Bennett
who cares your mom loves you, just the way you are. You're her little faggot
Adam Brown
Then she might think I'm bi. I'm not a faggot. This is important.
I'm not gay. I was just curious.
Isaac Hernandez
This is easy but can get complicated on the road to the solution.
First she already thinks you're gay so any denial will come off as forced. What you need to do is play on that. Go full gay and come back with a boyfriend. Take it in the mouth and ass after dating a while. Set up a situation where mom catches both of you in the act but make sure she hears you say "I'm sorry I can't I was just curious please stop" before she react
Nicholas Gray
That's the worst solution to anything that I've ever heard.
Logan Sanders
You still curious?
Liam Lee
not really, especially after this.
Asher Morris
You don't owe her an explanation. Just pretend like it didn't happen.
John Baker
I don't want my mom to think I'm gay.
William Young
Just tell her you were curious. You think she gives a shit?
William Smith
>I'm afraid my mom thinks I'm a fag now.
I agree with her.
Adam Bennett
Grayson Carter
Trust me after you do this your mom will never suspect your orientation again. You will thank me when you go through with this and find the real solution to your problem
Andrew Peterson
>Drug her and your dad
>Put them in a state of consciousness, but unable to move
>strip both of them naked
>touch dad's cock won't get hard
>touch mom's pussy, get hard
>rape mom in front of dad and cum in her
She's obviously told your dad already so you'll need to show both of them .They'll see guys have no effect on you and that you like fucking women. Simple.
John Jones
Look up teen femboy bbc and then you will truly know if your gay, being embarrassed doesent mean it didint get your attention
Justin Perry
Charles Reyes
>watching gay porn
>not gay
Bentley Garcia
This works too. I once had a gangbang while crossdressing and didn't cum from having a dick up my ass totally proving how straight I am
Joseph Gray
user please read the wise words. This will be the only way to convince them convincingly.
Isaac Martin
bi-curious it is then.
Adam Edwards
The thing is "I was curious about gay stuff" is gonna sound like "I like gay stuff"
That solution is awful. You're suggesting I lie to some gay dude, start a relationship with him, have sex with him, then tell him and my mom "lol I'm not actually gay"
How is that a good idea? Every part of it sounds awful.
John Howard
No, bi-curious just means bi and I am not bi or gay.
Jaxson Ross
It works. Anything else you do will be interpreted as trying to stay in the closet. . Its not even really gay unless you cum from getting fucked so don't worry
What are you scared you actually are gay and would enjoy it?
Adam Kelly
Stop mocking me please.
Christopher Wilson
>I'm not gay
>I'm just thinking i might be gay
That's... better? somehow?
Adam Myers
I'm confident I'm straight. You can be straight and have a bit of curiousity
Kevin Foster
lol i laugh at you
Oliver Torres
you're not curious.. youre a closet homo. just say it was an ad virus and you were trying to close it
Henry Cruz
I'm just a straight guy who loves dick, nuthin gay 'bout dat
Brayden Turner
99% of the porn I have ever watched was straight porn but I guess since I was curious and tried gay porn I'm now gay for life.
Adam Price
how old are you?
Sebastian Lee
Im not into scat. Never thought to look it up. You can't claim your not into men if you looked it up, were you masturbating?
Sebastian Thomas
I fuck 99% women, and you all are judging me for sucking one dick? Come on guys I'm straight af his cum wasent even that delicious
Kevin Davis
James Adams
19
I was curious. Yes I was masturbating.
Yes you could absolutely suck 1 dick and then decide you aren't actually gay.
Gavin Powell
Sounds prettttttyyyyy gaaaaay
Ethan Brown
>I was masturbating.
that's more than curiosity then
Brayden Collins
>masturbating to GAY porn
>swear I’m not gay tho
Uh where’s the logic there ?
Noah Davis
You must be trolling faggot
Samuel Hall
I was already hard from straight porn at the time. I wasn't that into it. I know I'm not gay now.
Evan Williams
Why is nobody seeing the only answer here?
Op obviously wants to fuck his mom so he should just do that, it kills two birds with one stone.
Now your mom knows you aren’t gay Bc you get the big erect from her, and you get to re-enter the place that have you life.
It’s like dipping your dick in the fountain of youth man, the closest you will get to time travel. Go fuck her man; that’s YOUR birth right.
Thomas Stewart
Go see Honkler, the famous clown, he'll cheer you up nancy boy
John Turner
but user, I am Honkler