I found this is my cousins bedroom

I found this is my cousins bedroom.
What the fuck is this shit?

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joy juice

cum and snot

>OP
Any idea why?

Give a better pic and some physical descriptions (eg viscosity, smell, etc) or fuck off

Jilly juice

Sea cucumber

It smells rotten and has a gooy texture to it. I’m using a napkin to hold it because it’s fucking disgusting

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>cousin found the diarrhea jug

drink it and you might know what it is

Bump for interest

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If trips spoon onto tongue with timestamp

Taste it...put some on toast

that literally looks like old cum. trust me bro, I've seen a lot of old cum in my days it goes brown like that after a while

Sppooon

that is semen

Spon

Why are you going through your cousins shit user?

Taste it

Spn

Ah fuckin looks like great when you pour it. Gross man, how dirty is your cousin's room?

This is the bed I found it beside

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Yes, taste it to be sure.

trips to use it as lube to fap with

roll

rolll

the fuck is that a bed sponge, it's torn up. Put a sheet on the fucking bed good God.

>cousin found the vaginal discharge tub

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roll for drink

he's making jenkem

Jenkem.

nice crib OP, doing good

Looks like a meth den to me

rolling for this

No but I think I found one. His pillow is a fucking sex toy. I think that’s what this is.

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trips and you take a sip

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is... is that your dick OP?

That’s my his finger lmao

your finger looks weird

But where's the poop sock?

>image.jpeg
Literally the most basic filename but the irony made my dumbass chuckle

Your cousin's vagillow, is it crusty on the inside, does it smell similarly rancid

By the pope...

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If you were female you could fix him with sex.

Just saying.

I mean, traps ain't gay so...

the sheeds were once white

shameless not self bump but bump anyway

It is very moist and reeks of lotion.

We need answers OP, goddammit

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I found this cup in his nightstand and it looks like a cup of dried blood. Doesn’t have a distinctive smell and feels completely dry. I tried taking a picture but it said it was too large and I can’t pry the drawer open. I’ll keep trying to pry it open though.

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nasty. In contrast, how do you relieve yourself sexually? are you better at hiding it?

This is what I’m talking about

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Do u have any photos of the actual room?

Every time I take one it tells me the file is too big

>Fanta and Coke litter behind bed

Would it be too much to just buy a trash can and throw that shit away damn

Crop the picture some, I gotta do it too

The picture of the bed is a cropped picture of the full room

Screenshot it and crop the black bars off. Works entry time.

Yeah I believe you. You could always see if there's an app that makes low quality gifs and post a pan of the room

not OP but fuck why haven't I thought of that, I must be a class A retard

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I have to get to work, I stopped by his house to feed his dog and shit. I’ll probably update the post when I can. I’ve discovered a new side to him today. Fucking disgusting.

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enjoy the new bed bugs that crawled on you and are now hiding and waiting for you to get home, courtesy of his room

Where is he now?

Oh this ain’t my fuckin house xD. He lives there with his roommate. Ok imma stop typing before I crash the car.

He’s on a vacation with his roommate and asked me to look after his things. He’s a super cool guy. Just didn’t think he was a slob

Bed bugs are fucking disgusting, I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy

this is OP, he is just too ashamed to admit lol

"Its probably his sex toy"
*Proceeds to touch it*

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So? How do you think bed bugs spread? :)

clearly a meth head/junkie. all those holes in the wall are fits of rage, has some kind of fetish with cumming in the jar, and uses the cup to try to catch blood from his injection sites.

U FBI nigguh? Spot on profiling

>OP
Thanks for the info. I’ll try to confront him about it and see if I can give him help.

>all those holes in the wall are fits of rage
it could be for storage... you can fit quite few things inside those murican walls

bed bug sex party on your face feces and mananus. op taking the bed bugs home right now atm.

bs profiling, the cup ha clear rings on the upper part, pointing that it was filled to that point at some point.... blood will not look like that it would be dark/brown by now... he i full of shit

nah, i just seen a lot of youtube vids about foreclosed houses that used to be drug dens, pretty interesting shit actually.

hes gonna flip at u confronting him. he wanted yu to feed his dog not discover his sex fetishes about dirthy dens.

Yeah I know that, OP does not. It gonna be some itchy couple of months for him/her/it/that etc

oh no, you caught me i guess

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don;t worry, i'm full of shit myself.

Tell your cousin to fucking clean himself goddam

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Dude op you're fat as fuck. Literal sausage finger

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so this is what await all of us

That is his dick.

>OP is just going thru this room