Lets see you shoot your load Yea Forums

Not really a fair challenge. Whi knows how long OP has been preparing for this? I just nutted last night, set up time, and everything else. This thread will be long gone before I could compete. Also is OP jerking off in his parents bedroom?

This is hysterical

I nut nightly

Yeah, but you're not gonna get a big streamer like that without some build up.

that could put out a fucking forest fire

I mean I edge... but that's about it.

Haha :D

I gave it a try

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You know what, in all honesty, I think I could probably match that.
I cum loads, and very far, just like that.
I thought I was normal until girls were shocked and fascinated by it... and very wary of swallowing.
I’m not going to prove it, as I’m going to put my 2yr old to bed in a minute, then have a nice sit down meal with the wife, so you’ll just have to take my word.
Perhaps I’ll film myself and post it next time you make this thread.

always wanted to do this but never could

getting a girl to take a facial can be hard when she knows you can do this

Not bad! Thanks for posting!

I’ve done it a few times with my wife... she just sort of sighs and resigns herself, bracing slightly... kek
I tense my stomach and push down whilst really tensing my prostrate... that really helps with the amount and distance. Do you do the same?
And yet, sometimes it is just as powerful when I relax... so who knows why.
It’s great being able to do it though

Honestly I tend to get lost in the feeling while cumming so things just kinda do what they normally do. That might be happening naturally though.

What's you secret, OP?

>I mean I edge... but that's about it.

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always a favorite

cum whore

I’m a big shooter too. My wife fucking hates cum which really upsets me. I want to fucking plaster Girls so bad

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Frame 2 same load

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gif or video?

Nah sorry... impressed?

oh fuck

this thread is lewd

the lewdest

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I got pregnant just from watching that

Lol :D

How do I see these videos on a phone. >For science

Should work fine on android, guessing you are on iphone?

Nice load tbh, would love my girl to see a similar load from me the first time she makes me cum.
Is that a normal load for you or was that after not jerking for a certain number of days?
I can do that but need like a week of not masturbating.

Yeah... :(

Thanks! It's a normal load for me, I have a hard time abstaining lol
I'll upload them somewhere and post the links for ya

Thx man. Godspeed.

Looks like something Spiderman would shoot user

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Prob where Stan got the idea shot a huge ass load and said make it cum out fingers.

I think I might match distance but not amount. Its all about the hip thrust.

I'm curious what I could do with a real hip thrust lol. My personal best in distance is about 13 feet (though I could MAYBE cum farther... walls tend to get in the way)

How do i do this? My spunk just sorta ooozes out 99% of the time. i wanna be able to get some fucking distance and volume

No

Do you have the ability to stop time?

Idk we just spew it out.

try lasting longer than 2 minutes

Yeah longest Ive squirted is like 5ft cuz the shower wall got in the way.

I had that problem, don't jerk off for a week, but when you do jerk off, do it when you're horny, don't just jerk off because it's been a week.

Not that I'm aware of lol. Why?
Edging helps

All I need to see is the thumbnail and I remember your handiwork. Always a fan of your loads! :D

Hydration
Don't jerk off all the time
Supplements (zinc, soy lecithin, l-arginine)
When you do jerk off, edge for like 30 minutes

Lol glad youre still a fan

Bumping for more loads. Whether they cum flying out or just softly dribble and spurt, I wanna see more

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big load for a small peepee, sad

im average in size and content with that

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I wish I could shot web like OP.
I can only ever shoot when I abstain for at least 2 days and even then it's just one massive squirt and a tiny one.

With everyday sex it just sorta dribbles out.

I'll never forget my biggest load, though: A girl made me so hot (and had to leave before anything happened) that I laid on my back, rubbed one out and plastered my own face. I was so surprised at the distance and force that I just kept going. The second squirt shot straight at the backpanel of my bed behind me.
I was drenched, but I could never replicate it with a girl.

moar cum

I've recorded a bunch of mine from different angles (top, down, side, front) which perspective would you want to see first?

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who cares just post

God that honestly sounds so hot. Love seeing a guy cover and drench himself with his own load, or just generally make a mess

Side pls!

After about an hour of jerking it, I can shoot 2-3 meters.

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Got any pics or vids? Sounds great!

Just amazing omfg. A great load just running down a smooth body like yours is so hot!

bummmp

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wish i did better with lighting on this one

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This one was even better, you could definitely see the ropes being shot! Great bush btw! At least if I'm seeing things right lol

Super hot gif! The way it just splashes, drips, and spills, it's like milk. I mean that in a good way btw lol

:D thanks

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got a couple more shots

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blast off?

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moar

blew a load so strong it made a hole haha

lol

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Just realized all my side view footage is terrible. Most of my HD stuff is from the front. Here's one from above. Let me know if you want more and what angle (above, below, front).

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I'm in love.

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discord
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whats that server for?

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wtf is wrong with your abdomen? it like you have a pelvic bone all the way up to your belly button...

im just getting fat

bump

Kek

bump

Got kik?

and its rigid like that? what is your body temp? 23*C?

nope :(
when you first start to get fat thats just how it is, not enough fat to move around a lot

bump

son of a