Official Yea Forumsloc Thread #5, since I lost count

>Official Yea Forumsloc Thread #5, since I lost count.

Maintenance Announcement:

[Official Maintenance News Bulletin]

Nutrition:
P96 BUBBLY is back into production due to popular demand.
A new flavor supplement is being rolled out in select areas.
Vending machines are being restocked with rations.

Security:
There are been reports of mad rodents on the lower floors along with man pretending to be one. Both the rodents and the man should be killed on sight.

[End Bulletin]

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Maintenace Annoucement:

We are offering a new mental health program.
If you or a loved one are experiencing feelings of dissidence please report for a mental evaluation on floor 700.

//Slice//

I know you're still out there, its okay to be afraid. We're afraid. We're afraid we'll never see you again. You're afraid your life is a lie.
Don't fight us.
We found 408. She was working the pneumatics in the factory on floor 10.
She's happy. But she doesn't remember us.
We showed her the video.


She remembered that.

You're still in there 409. Come back to us.

//slice//

//Link//
//Upload of Champion//
//A five hour epic about a young man who wants to be the Strongest fighter in the bloc.
There is no plot. He simply says he will be the strongest and has minor monologues. Attempts at dialogue are tried, but the actors keep forgetting their lines. An hour into the movie, the director swears and gives up declaring this will now be a documentary.
The following four hours are a montage of drunken brawls, boxing matches, knife fights and melees.
The film ends after the "Champion" is curb stomped against the well wall by a Maint officer.
A small viking funeral in one of the Storage closets closes out the film as it fades to black.//

Hey,
This is Gegori on floor 98. Has anyone figured out how to get the intercoms to stop playing white noise? Its been going for days now. We've resorted to ear muffs but even then its still very annoying.
Can we get Tech Support down here?

Underrated Classic of Bloc Cinema.
My Dad loved this film.

We just smashed them. Just use the terminals for communication. Voice is over rated.

/Diver Log 05/Intranet_Diver_userdata/
It's Kent. I've deduced that deeper is better, I sold off that ammo for a solid price to some dude in the Slums. I got myself some.. basic Scuba gear. Air tank and a breathing mask. I sealed my bag with all of my regular gear inside and I'm going to venture deeper today, Let's hope I was right. I'm going to need the money for some new Armor.
/End of Diving Log 05/

This is all well and good, but then we can't hear the lockdown alarm when the things we aren't supposed to talk about cruise through.

Lower Floors, Area #12 Subsection C

To all Workers:
It has come to my attention that a number of easily preventable accidents have occurred due to Workers not leaving things alone. I understand the urge to explore these lower sections, but do not go throwing switches or opening valves without direct clearance from Tower Engineering. When you have clearance to operate equipment, DOUBLE CHECK your written instructions to ensure you are performing the specified action at the correct station.

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This flooded section took nearly 8 hours to pump dry, and less than 8 minutes to refill after a Worker mistakenly opened a valve directly adjacent to the one he was instructed to open. No one was injured during the incident, but a simple glance at the label and checklist would have prevented what will now be another 8 hour delay on critical repairs.

It's not that difficult, people.

-LFA Reclamation On-site Deputy Foreman, Jamie Pierce

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