Anybody here have any interesting stories?

anybody here have any interesting stories?

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would be neat.

Well, I suppose

>Be me
>Break up with girlfriend about four months ago
>About a week of reflecting of said relationship
>Suddenly get lots of charisma and self esteem
>Be more social
>Go to more parties
>Hook up with random girls

Fast forward to last week

>Suddenly get really huge crush on friend/acquaintance
>Ask her out
>Date starts of pretty bad, but gets a lot better when we start eating at the restaurant
>Really like this girl
>Go see the queen movie, bohemian rhapsody at the movies
>She starts crying during break up scene

Go in for the kill

>Places arm around her
>She doubles down, and leans next to me
>When movie is over walk and talk about how great the movie was
>Quickly arrive at the crossroad where we split ways
>Kiss for a couple seconds, and that’s that
>Whatnow.gif
>Send her text message that next time she should come over to my place, and try out our bubblebath, which she previously stated she is really jealous of
>She responds “haha, we’ll see about that [lizard emoji]

Not really the response I was expecting

>Talk to her a bit on snapchat for the rest of the weekend but nothing much
>Next monday see her at school
>She’s with her really “cool” friends that either dislike me, or can tolerate me
>Suddenly all built up charisma and self esteem gone
>Effects all aspects of life

Now I have no idea what to do

Her friends are pricks.

A good solution would be to try and build up a further relationship with her and then make her current friend group seem undesirable.

It probably appears to be more dramatic than it actually is. Her friends that I’m referring to are simply two girls, who I got to know when I was younger. And I was a goddamn retard when I was a kid. Even though I’ve changed a lot I see myself to revert back to how people assume I am

lolwut even is this server lmao

ya gotta show em ya changed!

do simple things like holding open doors or picking up something someone has dropped.

She has two sets of friends which points to massive self esteem issues...my advice is to move on. You should not get involved with someone who uses people for their company, but really wants approval from a more popular crowd. She told you something about her character and how she is going to treat you if you do become more involved.

Not really but..
I'm just chilling for a bit, waiting for a while longer so I can sneak into a flatmates room to steal his weed. Fucker is pretty clever though and figuring out how to get away with it was a nightmare.
Last night was pretty easy but tonight's a fuck around.

hey its a good story!
never doubt urself

>reddit spacing
fuck off faggot

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OP is boring and has no life's stories worth telling.

grrrrr im drafting a story right now

Don't know if it counts as interesting, but I might as well share my childhood shit

My parents divorced when I was 4. My dad was an abusive alcoholic (Not anymore though), they divorced because my mum cheated on him.
Between the ages of 4-16 I would spend some days at my mum's house and others at my dad's

My stepdad was extremely toxic, he'd hit me, pin me against walls and tell me that he was going to kill me and snap my neck. I have been terrified of him all my life.

After the divorce my dad calmed down, but he remarried as well and my step mum hated my guts, would constantly go into screaming fits, tell me that nobody likes me, threw things at me and hit me with a door a few times

I was also molested when I was really young. I don't think about it often and don't remember much but I sometimes have a random flashback to it. It's fucking terrifying tbh

:(

heres my story.

>be me
>moved to the UK a couple of weeks ago
>am missing friends from the U.S
>decide to find new friends
>wait by a door
>see people coming
>hold open door
>the people I held open the door for invite me to hang out with them
>hellyes.jpeg
fast foward a couple hours
>I head over to where they said to meet
>meet them
>am feeling proud of myself
>start talking to them
>"hey user whats ur favorite subreddit?"
>ohshit.png
>they are redditors
send help plz

Say r/gaming
That's where the kool kids hang out

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Don't think I'm going to be about to get it tonight :( I've tried already twice and he's closed his door while I'm halfway through both times. I've started again for a third time and it started raining so hopefully the rain hitting his windows will give some cover

Almost got involved in a drug cartel once

>new school
>meet tablemates
>autistic, nigger, and a Mexican
>Mexican is the closest to white, i suppose
>Mexican is out of it and starting off
>Turns out the fag took percacets the 1st fucking day.
>ispyanklemonitor.jpg
>"what are you locked up for, bro?"
>drug and gun charges
>"shittt, you sell or what?"
>yea im the main Mexican cartel receiver of wholesale supplies for distribution in (my city)
>mfw this fag isn't more than 16
>yea, whatever man
>idea.jpg
>i have 5 bucks on me
>"yo, bro, what can 5$ get me"
>not much. A fatass blunt for sure though"
>mfw i don't smoke

30 minites later

>"FUCKKKKKK"
>what is it, mexicanon
>"i forgot my bus ticket to go to a warehouse"
>you don't got a car?
>"man I'm 15"
>o
>"yo, bro, i need your 5 bucks for a bus pass"
>no way faggot
>"come on ill give you whatever you need, molly, weed, women, guns, i just need that money right now"
>ill take Glock 22 for 5$, Alan.
>asks what color i want it
>mfw this fag isn't joking
>mfw he gives me his Snapchat to keep in contact
>mfw he says his dad is his plug, and he's in federal prison
>mfw class is over and i leave school only to never go back or visit that part of town ever again

The end

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genius!

7/10 story

was p good

I like these.

me to user.Me to...

>Be me
>Be 12
>I meet a new kid at school
>We become friends quickly
Come November 2014 this is when it turns pretty bad quickly.
>He forgot his maths books and keeps phoning me about his homework
>He's done this 4 times in a row
>I tell him I can't put up with his stuff if he's going to be phoning me when I'm doing my own work and my own life.
>I go in on the Friday
>He gets pissed and overreacts about the whole thing
>"Your not a good friend user." he then start to kick me and trip me up
>whatabitch.jpeg
Come March next year.
>He decides to get his way but it backfires for him
>I'm hanging out with some of the other guys doing shit 12 year old would do.
(I'll refer to him as Fatso because he's fucking huge)
>Fatso then picks up a small stick against a tree and a small fragment hits my eye.
>I fall to the ground bleeding like fuck
>I stand up and look at him
>I take a swing at him but pass out.
>I awake inside my school
>They don't help
>I'm still bleeding
>Finally ambulance comes
Later that night
>I get surgery done
>I'm lucky I don't need a glass eye
>Also lucky I get fucking 3 weeks off and I see some of my mates over the weeks so I can play FIFA with them.
A couple years later
>Be me at 15
>I feel depressed as shit and have been for a while
>I turned to find ways to escape my pain
>I've got a couple of guitars
>I escape through the world of comedy and music
Where am I to this day?
>As of now, I'm 17 in a few months, getting a band together.
What about the school? Did they do anything?
>No and I'm pissed at them for doing the wrong thing, In my opinion they should have expelled Fatso and other schools surely would.
Ask me more questions.

what caused ur deppression user?

>Dad OD's while I'm 2 months old
>live with abusive stepdad, older half-brothers and mom
>get physically and sexually abused by brothers
>school notices I think about morality a lot at 6-7 years old
>go catatonic whenever I don't want to do something; learned how to by blocking out abuse
>get labelled special needs
>partially hospotalized
>forcefed prescriptions for a year
>figure out how to fake emotions, trick therapists into thinking I'm fine now
>move school to school for the next 4 years
>serious poverty, animal hoarding, continued physical abuse
>get into high school
>still in remedial/special courses
>high school notices I'm reading material that's way above my grade level
>test me, find out I'm "gifted" IQ
>start throwing punches back at older brothers, start working out, start taking MMA lessons
>graduate high school near the top of my class, get highest test score
>get accepted best private university in the city, only student at my HS to go
>stepdad dies of MS, half brothers develop MS, I get asthma but nothing deadly
>take the year off, go to the UK
>fuck long distance gf
>come home, get dumped
>overdose on drugs, recover without going to the hospital, go to class the next day
>fuck 10+ other women over the next 4 years
>recovered from shitty break up, now at the top of my game

Adventurous life so far. Ask me anything?

yes, thanks for asking

whats ur favourite coloranon?????

Green, brings out my eye color

nyce

I always hated reddit, I'd post the wrong questions in the wrong subreddits and get taken down immediately.

I actually have a feew from high school
1st one
>be 16 year old britfag
>5 years ago doing gcses
>Mock exams are coming
>Didnt want to do the revision then but later as i didnt get enough time to revise
>first few exams i missed by pretending to have a stomach ache
>I got 2 days off for that
>After i miss 4 days off the week after that by still faking stomach pains and head temperatures
>I also decided to fake a stomach ache after i went home from school
>mother said no mater what i will go to school the day after
>She gives me an alka seltzer, a tablet you take after letting it fizz in water to help get rid of stomach pains by either making you throw up, getting diarrhea or both
>neither didn't happen to me as i have a prety strong stomach
>Decide to do the hot flannel to head trick to increase temperature
>worrying about trying to get off sick
>walking out of bathroom andhaving a heartbeat of a million miles an hours, like i am in a fucking warzone
>have to sleep in the same room with my father (docter in the family)
>Pretended to still have stomach pains that morning
>also faked being sick via pretending to throw up
>i did this by eating any leftover pastabake we had for dinner and chewing them into chunks you would usually see while throwing up
>Drank water with the pasta bek chunks in my mouth
>let out a huge BLEUUUUUGH as if i am actually throwing up
>Got wednesday and thursday off

Now this is the best part
>Be last week of gcse year 11 mocks
>Decide to get sick as to miss all of my exams
>cant fake stomach pains again
>decide to fake them after coming home fr
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I made nitro glycerin once in high school. I would not recommend doing that, I almost blew myself up. We put some under a 45 pound weight and lit it, it sent it flying a solid 800-1000 feet. Thankfully we where in the middle of no where but still, if that shit had gone off prematurely or hit me with the weight I'd have died.

Otherwise I've traveled a bunch in asia because my dad lived there.

Past that I've had a very ordinary life.