PROTIP: Never date a single mother

Ofc not. They are the female version of basement dwellers. Stay away. And the dad will come around.

Here's my experice: I matched with a woman on Tinder, 42. Swap a few messages, then sends her number. Asks if I want to come over, we flirted a bit. I drive over after work, she's outside her apartment and what's to go for a walk to grab a drink. Fine. After we get back she invites my into her apartment, as soon as I get in a kitten comes around the corner swiftly followed bu her 16 year old autistic ricking a tash and lisp. Fucking avoid all single mothers.

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But.... they always have the best juice boxes and snacks.

That's it! There's an extreme case was in the news where a guy had no choice as his ex wife went through all the settlement money then went back to force even more from him.

He escaped to the Phillipines and has a shot at a sane life again.

Naturally, his ex had turned his kids against him another media portrayed him as some kind of monster.

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SAUCE

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bros. might i add: single mothers and nutcases. fo real. don't put your dick in crazy.

and gingers, fml

Went on a date with a single mom (both of us in our 20s). Her daughter was with her ex, so had her apartment to ourselves. We were making out on the couch, and she gets up and tells me to give her a few minutes to get ready. She comes out about 5 minutes later, topless, wearing a pair of little girls barbie underwear that are halfway up her ass, since they were like 10 sizes too small. She has her hair in pigtails and barrettes, and is sucking on a pacifier. I stutter a little bit, and she grabs my hand and leads me to her daughter's room and has me fuck her with the panties pulled to the side (which was fucking difficult to do), while she held a teddy bear. It was fucked up. I mean, I still did it, and fucked her again since she was obviously kinky as fuck, but she got clingy and I peaced out.

lol, tell us the story

man das hot

In my head that would be hot, in reality I'd hate it

I really like this story. tell it again only with more detail

What sort of detail dude?

He fucked OP's mom.

>protip: have common sense
yeah no shit

like what did the mom look like?
how hot was the daughter?
what did you think of the kink?
did you try any other kinks with her?
did she want to be DD/LG?
did her kink manifest in other ways?

Can relate to being the good guy in the scenario.
>were old friends
>knew her before she had kids but not well
>love her mom and sister though, all super cool
>she gets preggo
>pops baby, leaves the guy cuz he was controlling
>she finds work at taco Bell
>starts talking to this ex-con
>some years go by and she has bruises, another kid, preggo with 3rd (also his), violent messages from him in jail
>i come around because i always had a thing for her before anyone knew she had a 3rd on the way
>we go to her ex's grandma's house to play cards sometimes
>everytime girl mentions she dude she lights a smoke and damn near starts crying
>cannot for the life of me understand the hold he has on her, and why she still loves him so much
>but he's a foot taller and is a criminal so i know why she prefers sex with him

I think I should probably stop driving out there.

it's a copypasta

Yeah, I have posted it before. I saw a thread about single moms. Thought it relevant to share here. I can try to expand pursuant to his request though.

From the thumbnail, did anyone else see an ass shot with a giant hicky first?

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does a story being copypasta mean it's impossible to tell it again but with more detail?
I don't think so.

I dated a single mom once. They had 50/50 custody of the kid although he was trying o get full. He lived like 4 hours away so she had to drive every weekend to either drop off or pick up the kid for the following week. It lasted a few months then she dumped me to "work on herself". I have no interest in ever dating a single mom again.

My first questions fir a girl was do they have a kid and have they ever dated a black guy.

Widows are the exception to this rule. A widow had no say in becoming a single mother and should not have the stigma regular single mothers do.
>Single moms are failures and should be avoided
>This is a woman who chose a mate she knew she could not be with or who would abandon her
>This woman then decided that it was a good idea to carry on the genetic lineage of a person she didn't like enough to stay with or didn't like her enough to stay with
>This woman then believes she's not only going to work 40 hours a week and be able to support a child, and finish her degree, and she will make a wage high enough to cover all the childs needs and save up for college and possibly still go out
>LOL when she learns she can't
>Oh, she also never thinks she will begin to resent the child for reminding them of a man made them a single mom
>She will put all kinds of crazy woman babble in the kids head but also refuse to make anything the kids fault because properly monitoring and disciplining their child is too much work
>Kid becomes a fucked up drain on society. Dudes become criminals, girls luckily become strippers
>Mom loses her looks and becomes bitter and crazy because TV told her she could do it all if she tried hard enough. Now no one wants to fuck her and she wasted the prime years of her life raising the cummies of a dude she resents
>Fucked up kid fights with stupid mom non stop. If she's lucky the kid just grows up, makes something of themselves and stop talking to their crazy mom. Statistically though, dudes go to prison for crime and will live at home forever, girls become whores and now she's raising her grandchildren fucking up the grandkid too.

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All right. So I met her sort of at work. She was the assistant to one of the main guys at the company my firm was working with. I heard through someone else at the company that she thought I was cute. So started chatting her up. She was cute, 24 years old I believe, brown hair, probably 5'4". Freckles. We get to talking, and I ask her if she wants to get dinner. She's up for it and gives me her number. We make plans for a Saturday night. I take her out, we eat at Charleston's, which is like a Bennegan's style restaurant. Not too fancy, but not cheap either. Anyway, had a great dinner and based on some of the conversation, she seems down for doing more after. On the way out, she grabs a couple of the fruit flavored hard candies (relevant in a second). We get back to my car, and I open the door for her. I come around, and she's leaning over the seat and is unlocking and opening my door for me (this is always a good sign). I get in, and she hasn't moved from being over the seat. She immediately reaches for my fly, and starts to kiss me, pulling away and saying, "I love how wet my mouth gets from these candies." My dick immediately gets hard from that comment, and she pulls it out of my fly and latches on. She probably sucks me like that for 2 mintues before I blow. She swallows most of it, but now my dick and boxes are a messy mix of candy/sugar infused saliva and a little bit of cum. I drive her back to her place, and she asks if I want to come up (she had told me her 6 year old daughter was with her ex).
We go in, and she offers me water. We are drinking water on the couch, and start to make out again. She's handsy, and feels my cock getting stiff once more. She excuses herself, and says she needs a couple minutes.
I am waiting in the living room, and start to look at pics she has. Her daughter is cute, looks a lot like her. I hear the door open, and she comes out and damn, was not expecting that.

Kinda sounds like youre talking about negroes

Makes sense if you look statistically at black single moms.

It’s cases like that that prove child support is still unjust. Fucking kill women.

That's craazy, do you think she did it because she thought it would turn you on or she gets turned on by acting like her daughter, or both?

B R U H truthfully

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So she walks out, and she's topless. She's got these pretty perfect little B cup boobs, perky and nice pinkish nipples. Her stomach is relatively flat, but some stretch marks from when she was pregnant. And she's got Barbie underwear on. They are clearly too small for her, and I'm surprised they hadn't ripped. She's got her hair in pigtails and has these pink barrettes in her hair. And she's got a pacifier. Altogether, not what I was suspecting. I don't even know what to say. She comes over to me, grabs my hand and then leads me to her daughter's room. I look down, and those tight ass underwear and totally wedgied up her perfect little ass. It's round, but tiny. She gets to her daughter's room and lays down on the bed. She takes the pacifier out and just says, "I want you to fuck me daddy." I'm in my 20s also, and this is uncharted territory for me. I start to pull her underwear off and she says, "no leave them, just pull them to the side. These things are beyond tight, but I pull them down and pull them to the side a little. She's totally shaved smooth, and totally wet. I do as I'm told, and put it in. I didn't even think about a condom in the heat of the moment (one of the dumbest things I've ever done). I start fucking her, and she's sucking on the pacifier, looking me straight in the eyes with lust. She grabbed one of her daughter's teddy bears and starts holding it and moaning and is saying through the pacifier "Fuck me daddy", which is hot but weird. I was getting close and asked her where I should cum and she said, "I want your cum in me daddy, give me my own baby." Again, should have thought better, but lost it, instantly. After I came, we got up and went back to the living room.We watched a couple episodes of South Park, with her still in pigtails and the panties. She kept putting her hands in her panties and rubbing her pussy and dirty talking me about how much I came and how wet her panties were from it.

Is that the SSN of an Arizona person?

I only date married moms!

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Why? they're nice and dont excpect much from me, they just wan't a man in their kids life. And I like kids.

and now I'm hard

I went out with a girl like 5 times and then she sprung her kid on me. It was like a staged play date. I immediately knew I would never get unvolved with a single mom

It was hot, and I got turned on again. She noticed and got on her hands and knees. I pulled the panties down this time, and yes, the crotch of them was totally covered. I slid into her again, one of my first times giving myself sloppy seconds. I fucked her like that for a couple minutes, lasting pretty good. Her butthole was just staring up at me, and I spit on my thumb and pushed it in. And then she said, "oh daddy, I don't think I can take it there." And I knew I had to try it. Pulled out and put my dick against her and started pushing in. Took some work, but she was into it and I statred fucking her ass from behind while holding on to the pigtails. All was good until I came, and then when I pulled out, was unfortunately, the messiest anal I've ever had. Totally changed the mood. Some got on the couch, and she got all embarrassed and went to take a shower. She said she'd see me at work. I let myself out. Ended up with a urinary tract infection, and she did as well (she at first accused me of giving her an STD until she went to doctor and found out that's what it was). She blew me one more time, in the bathroom of a bar outside a baseball game. Bouncer caught us and kicked us out (since she shouldn't have been in the men's room), and BJs in bars are looked down upon. Was fun still, but I figured she was nuts, and once that job was done, never saw her again.

They expect you to take care of them if you stick around. All of the sudden you have someone elses family and living someone elses life

Ya gotta know that a Hoe's gotta Ho bro.
It is Ho genetics.

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Dating a single mom is literally like trying to 'date' the kid as well.
If you don't get along with the kid then theres no use.
Adversely if the mother doesn't give a fuck about how close you and the kid get then she ain't worth shit either.

Because sex ed has failed most of these stupid fucking kids... Most women are going to have had a kid before the age of 30. With or without a partner.

Its the future. Just pray the kid isn't a 'Future Nobel prize winner' and actually shares your skin colour.

And yet you cannot take care of the kids in anything but spoiling them, and when it ends you can never see the kids ever again because THEY'RE NOT YOUR KIDS, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A PARENT.

> Just pray the kid isn't a 'Future Nobel prize winner'

wat

seems like she could only have been nuts in good ways

>messy anal
Maybe Charlestons was a bad idea

It totally was. I totally blame the restaurant. I sometimes wonder if that hadn't happened, if we would have fucked more. Still wouldn't have been ready to be a stepdad, so I don't think a long-term dating thing would have worked out. And with the calling me daddy while wearing her daughter's panties, eek, that just had red flags all over it, you know?

But you’re raising a used kid that is in no way yours. That’s like taking a chick out on a date and passing her over to another dude to have the fun.

But gingers fuck like no one else...

As someone who made a single mom, can confirm. Dont want any piece of my ex

I just realized you guys are all afraid of women, holy shit.

I think I outgrew this place. Good luck bros.

I hope one day you grow out of your phase.

Here I am gettin Snizz on the reg, and you're just whining a out how evil and mean they are.

You're just as bad as the fat girl whining into her cake about how guys only want models.

It gets better, queers

Did she have your baby?

That chick sounds nuts and I bet her baby daddy could give you an earfull

>things that will never happen

Snizz on the reg. Have not heard that in a long time. Nice work boomer.

So youve come to terms with being a stepdad?

What a cringe worthy pathetic crying wussy

Never date single mother, ever. Tainted goods.. they made bad choices in life and look where they are now.
If you want a fuck buddy single moms are great choice. The second she wants to become serious dump her, best advice I can give anyone.

My Lord, what a pretentious little twit. Odds are he hasnt been in a long term relationship.

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>I think I outgrew this place.
>gettin Snizz on the reg

Just said don't date single women, and that equated to WOMEN ARE EVIL.

Yeah, cut that shit off bro

Might as well post my story too, I've got time before work.
>17, last year in hs
>get sent to a "reform school" for my shit grades n behavior
>meet new people, having friends is hard mane
>one grill was a 16 year old, she had a kid at 14
>fatty from trailer park, but HUGE tits for her age, legit F cups
>she was in the friend group I would converse and sell pot the most with
>was decent at small talk, never thought much of her besides her rack and what shit life she must live
>one day finishing up work, she makes conversation "we should hang out sometime!" blah blah teen crap
>agree since I'm a no life pot living hippy and wanted to grab a handful
>weekend swings around, drive the 2 miles from my place to her trailer
>her parents gone, she's alone with her kid superglued to the tv
>she assures his state and we break away to the bathroom to smoke (she didn't want smoke around the kid, I respect that enough)
>2 blunts in, high as hell and I see her intentions, she's putting her hands all over me and talking more and more about sexual topics
>she starts asking if I have fetishes,who I've slept with, etc
>start giving back generic answers that I couldn't care to remember, at the same time I let my hands all over her
>we're in some half assed convo over her kids dad (19 in prison LMAO) while I'm grabbing her tits
>fuckit.jpg
>turn her around, pull down her pants and fuck her there in the bathroom
>10 minutes later and I'm pulling out to cum on her ass. Worth it for the HUGE tits and wasn't a bad pussy at all.
>she cleans up and we go back to see the kid asleep on the couch, thank god lmao
>pack up my weed, "thank her" and start hauling ass to my car
>now tending to her kid, she mentions we should do this again sometime
>agree, but that shit doesn't happen. I already fucked and got high with her so I didn't see a reason to ever go over there again
>back in school, she told all her friends in the group
>her face when I denied it all
>spreads rumors I tried touching her kid

I felt like analyzing your gay post.
>just realized
You're either new or slow ans fuck
>outgrew this place
Saying shit like that proves otherwise.
>grow out of your phase
Such desperate, babyish digs. Single mom confirmed.
>Snizz on the reg
Yeah bruh. We believe you.
>whining about evil and mean wahmens
Trying desperately to twist things around instead of engaging in discussion. Roastie confirmed. For the sake of clarity for anybody reading this: The thread is about the folly of dating single moms not how evil wahmens are.
>not dating single moms is the same as fat girls blah blah
That female logic right there. It's too perfect.. You've hit too many stereotypes. This is absolutely a piss take. GG had me going for a second.
>it gets better
Not sure what "it" is but you're probably wrong.

That story is as white trash as it gets

That is some douche loser trying to look down on anyone in order to feel better about themself

Don't tell me what to do faggot

Try being raised by one. If you were raised by a single mother, odds are that you've been sexually assaulted/molested and groomed to think it was normal.

>When I was really young my mom would have us both sleep naked, she'd spoon me or have me spoon her
>sometimes she'd have me lay on top of her while she wrapped her legs around me and humped me
>This happened probably hundreds of times before I got older and slept in a different room, forgot about it until puberty
>After hitting puberty, realize my mother is a really sexy and sex-starved milf
>Anyways, a hurricane hits our state and she says she's scared to sleep alone. I'm a senior in high school and we've kinda grown apart, but she practically begs
>while lying there in the dark on opposite sides of the bed, she brings up how she used to find her underwear in the dirty clothes hamper with my "man fluid" on them
>But she doesn't act like she's mad, in fact she giggles about it
>After a while I work up the courage to tell her I remember how we used to share a bed when I was little, she asks how much I remember, I tell her everything, she asks if I miss it
>Finally say yes
>Hear her making noise on her side of the bed realize she's undressing
>I'm only wearing gym shorts and boxers, but I slide them down and kick them to the foot of the bed
>she backs up toward me, we're spooning with my ass slid between her enormous ass cheeks, she tells me to "Go ahead user" so I start humping her ass cheeks from behind

You do have to be careful about their judgment.

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Truer words are often left unheard but this god damm hero gave us this.

lol more?

Tell more stories please

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I thought i was the only one

Lol! My previous ex was a widowed single-mom. Her ex had killed himself. That’s worse than dating a woman with an alive ex. She fucked up his life so bad that he killed himself.

Of course, I got out of the relationship as soon as I realized the whole story behind his suicide.

Found the single mother

I imagine it must be slang speak for Down syndrome or gifted kids?

When you get to my age, and she isn’t a single mother... that means there’s something wrong with her bad.
>be 40

>date

well you got me there user

so true ... they are fucking crazy, great in bed but fucking nuts

Lol! Me too. Last week fucked a 44 yr old single woman no kids, turns out she was virgin till last year!! Catholic crazy! Bolted outta there!!

Im 40 to bro. Getting older sucks. Im married and would love to fuck some single moms if I could

Tip is not an instruction, unless you're retarded.

They will do literally anything.

Y'all are hating but he's not totally wrong .. cmon Yea Forums? The champion of women? LOL but yeah . Fuck you this thread is about single moms.. I once knew a girl who dated a guy for 3 fuckin months. She didn't *love* him and she told me one while talking about sex about all this yes or no about a condom .. and then she's like we'll if I had a kid with him it would be ok. And I said what?! You just met this guy .. why would you think like that? I get it out of fantasy.. but reality? She says well... He's a good .. honest man .
3 months later. Onto a bad boy dumped the one. 6 months later dumped the bad boy got a nice one. Maybe this one's it...

But the point being.. there really are women out there who don't understand the depth of romance and love and desires for people and are just OK becoming a mother over looking for good men I mean cmon.. woman are so fucked up about men . It's insane

Lmao dude that story I thought was going no where. Nice ending lmao!!

Dammit Snot! Stop Saying that!

you do realize that there are women in this thread too, right user?

Single moms aren't all bad :)

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I would date her again

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R u a single mom?

Looks nice, that is one crooked ass dick though Yea Forumsro

Girls fucking love it because it is close to 7 inches and smashes their g spot doggystyle so I'm okay with having a banana dick

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Fuck off back to r/eddit