Ylyl: new things edition

I get the joke, CNN is laughable and dying. Almost lost.

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Does anyone know what happened to Nick Sandcastle?

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What possessed you to post this. Not even slightly funny.

It is if you watch the news more than 7 minutes a month.

I find the incredible amount of irony to be amusing

Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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Big time lawyers are suing 50+ celebs and entities for him pro bono, including WAPO for 250 million. All the celebrities will settle with him, none of them would be stupid enough to get in a public court battle over calling for the harm of a minor for simply having a political view.
Ole sandy gonna be one of the richest people in America and that dumpy old fake vet chug will still be a loser.

Lost

I hope Nick Sandcastle wins, do you?

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youtube.com/watch?v=NKgNWJWgnm8&feature=youtu.be

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I dont care about Nock Sandypistle. I do want those faggot celebs and shit who think mob mentality is cool to get fucked over tho

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Why are they all wearing sandals, kek?

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do you not see the niggers?

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Heh

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LOST

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it's Photoshop you cuck

Some say he's still there, standing on the Mall, with that retarded, shit-eating grin on his inbred face.

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>"Don't gay it up"
>>Posts Joe Rogaine

Yeah, we all know Joe's a closet 'mo, but OP himself gayed this thread up with the first image. It never stood a chance.

:'(

>Telling b not to be gay

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>memes shouldn't be posted until they are fact checked and peer reviewed
Go fall down the stairs, ya buttplug connoisseur

>When the fake news narrative of him being in the wrong is btfo but you still can't let it go

What's your actual malfunction, friend?

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discord
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please explain i am not fully understanding why it would be offensive or funny

Great, more forced meme bullshit

>when life gives you lemons and you have no clue

None. I don't really give a shit about the Kovington Katholic Kids.

I dont give a shit about his political views, he looks like a retard and therefore will be mocked. He can be a Bernie Sanders fag or Obama fag for all I care. You political pussies fuck off

Nick is cool though.

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STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathmatics) degrees actually earn money, and Liberal Arts do not.
So the person in a gay relationship that has a STEM degree would be the one earning the money in the relationship. I.E, the "top"

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Really? That shit drawing is suppose to be him? Hell, I looks more like Obama than him. I thought you guys were poking fun at Obama this whole time

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looks like his dumbass to me, he wasnt drawn as a nigger so why would you think its obama?

did he died?

JFC, you're retarded. Obama is black. How dense are you?

lets make this a good thread guys!

cmon Yea Forums

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Its that gif where he humps them

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You have the thumbs of a 12 year old

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I kept waiting for the story to get good.
Im an idiot for wasting my time reading this.
You bitch.

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FUCK OFF, CUNT

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lost

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Thats one tiny corndog.

Make me.

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throw it back

Sauce please

Mmmmmmmm. The thumbs of a 12 yr old... I’ve got somewhere he can put them

Lost

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a 12 year old dick

I as well thought it was supposed to be Obama

Also the welfare office

>ledditor watermark

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Story???

This one?

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Stupid nigger

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The scream was added by some edgelord right? They were laced with napalm and incinerated instantly

I always lose when he limes the limes

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fuuuuuck lost

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you're a fucking moron

your* an* moron, fucking

point proven

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you copied this story you faggot

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Not bad

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Being that angry. Oy vey.

Fuck off back to redd!t

>be me
>get lung infection
>doc gives me antibiotics for sick
>say they may cause diarrhea
>says to take them with food
>okay
>start taking pills
>three days in
>haven't shit since i started taking them
>wonder if the pills are clogging me up at the back door rather than diarrhea
>day four
>make breakfast
>a couple breakfast sandwiches and a juice
>eat and take antibiotic
>10 minutes passes
>something doesn't feel right
>suddenly
>my sphincter is now Vietnam, 1972
>ididn'taskforthis.jpg
>run to the shitter faster than Usain Bolt
>easily think I could have won a gold medal in the olympics
>the moment i sit on the toilet the floodgates open
>I've become a human pressure washer
>a constant stream of liquid shit launches from my arsehole at mach speed
>the plumbing is probably totally free of clogs now
>the splashes coats my arse in shit water
>the pressure is so great that it splashes outside the bowl as well
>my legs are covered in a brown mist as a result
>legs are shaking uncontrolably
>basically convulsing at this point
>smells like the bathroom is a month old mass grave
>is enough to induce the gag reflex
>puke but miss the toilet
>collapse on the floor
>feel like Vietnam war vetran tourted by flashbacks
>wasn't even in nam
>sleep the rest of the day
>next day
>go to doctor to see about switching meds
>get examined again
>mfw I never even had a lung infection.

Lmao, SEETHING. Stay mad you degenerate leftist. :^

right after you do
kid

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Level 1 chinamen

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That's my childhood. Now he turns to me to fix his shit because I'm better than he ever was.

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This one is more confusing than funny imo, you'd think the dog would of looked before just jumping straight off

fuckin lost god damn it

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>ya buttplug connoisseur
That sounds awesome.

This dudes own side wishes he was dead.

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he walks with purpose

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hello 2009 nice to see you again

Damn, I would like to be that pig to bite that tasty ass

lost

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>filename.jpg Frank Zappa meets a ghost

>I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS, AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE!

My ex and her bff
I dread to think of the numbers of cocks they’ve had...

have this framed on my wall

A joke that only makes sense to those living in the united states because liberal arts degrees still hold value in nearly every other part of the world. The only reason this joke gets to exist is because the backlash against a "liberal" education by American Luddites after the civil rights movement. If it hadn't have been for that I could have a degree in the history of European furniture making hand over fist cash in the northeastern US designing replicas for rich assholes. Instead i would need to go to a vocational school for woodworking and then i would have to take a class on ergonomic engineering and it would be more valuable to just study old furniture designs and adapt them to modern ergonomics, which is just a roundabout way of doing the same fucking thang that i would be able to accomplish with a liberal arts degree in any other country.

>don't judge, I really love woodworking and classical furniture is my favorite to replicate. Just an example.

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Bitch got like 2 booty holes

That guy is dead isn’t he... I just watched necrophilia.
Fuck

yub yub

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And now the SOB lives alone and wonders why i havent seen him in years. lol

Wow user thanks for that charming dig into your personal life. Tell me, how many cocks have your sucked lately? Im assuming alot

lost & wat'd.

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Fuck that's great. I hate rekt threads but this is perfect.

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I read that story in highschool on a local newspaper. I ended up showing the math teacher and he was like no way.

>ya buttplug connoisseur
fuck. i lost.

i didn't know this was a you wanna you lose thread

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brazil living like fallout

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kekekekekek

jesus just look at that, irresistible to all the two genders.

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the opening to Mr.Bean seems different from what i remember.

Well now I HAVE to

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What I don't give a shit about is your stupid kind

The kids did nothing wrong, except hurt your feewings

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sauce?

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What'd he jump from?

The world sucks now. I miss 2006.

I've played this before. It's unironically a pretty fun party game; much like Cards Against Humanity.

Isn’t that one of the Wolf Creek victims? Sure I read that somewhere

This isn't funny

gayyyyyyyy!

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No. She does porn

sauce

Can someone link this with sound?

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brasileiro e foda memo

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Anny Aurora
Tell me if you like her

Got proof?

Nevermind, I see, thanks.

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I’m getting too old to be on the Internet

pls kys.

nerve gas

why do people do that? just buy a shirt that says "im a retard"

you already gayed it up you fuckin faggot

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this are them now
>feel old yet?

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You deserve a reply. Keep being the same.

You're welcome

>cards against humanity is fun
>so is this meme game

you have to go back

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puwdipe am funny lel, he grownup now

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This is so confusing to me, since liberals are usually the anime/waifu loving ones...

is this loss?

and lost...

If it's any way beneficial to white people, you certainly won't hear about it in the (((news))).

This happened a few days ago, (((msn))) crickets, bitchute.com/video/hdVQE8FnOnlm/

Also, messaged undermined by inability to use commas appropriately.

kys

Kek, I’ve done that

Which part were you?

ive played it too and it was one of the most boeing games ive ever played. it was so easy to win at as well

Hi JIDF!

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lost at the fly

What’s the story?

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Look closely you can see him breathing

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hes breathing

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sarah chong?

low quality bait

are you his annoyed dad in disguise? what a small world we live in

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Who the fuck is this guy and why do you keep trying to make him famous?

kyoot

>ya buttplug connoisseur

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This is sad and I've seen it happen.

shittiest spawnpoint

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Hi newfriend

what

>Guy works his ass off
>Cunt just chats all day
>Team lead has her take over when he leaves
>Cunts on her phone all day

Sorry we don't all have the meme mastery level that you do, Lord Basementdweller

What do you expect? She get's paid only $0.80 for every dollar men make at her job, I would be lazy too.

at least i can out meme you

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He's the hero of half the country

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Haha lmao 10/10

Is that Dodie?

Right wing retards on /b
>everyone who disagrees with me is a jew
also right wing retards on /b
>we are not racists and nazies, thats just sjw snowflakes being triggered

Dat file name

10/10
cracked my up

yes

Is this how Dan Schneider cast those nick stars?

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>Go fall down the stairs, ya buttplug connoisseur

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>fake news narrative
retard detected. i know your president says things outloud, but that doesn't mean he knows what in the fuck he's talking about.

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That gif has always been named afroninja. Make it right

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>liberals are usually the anime/waifu loving ones
>usually

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>all
have another look, son.

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lol imagine being this deluded
i bet someone will reply to this too

stop posting yourself, OP

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I have never once read this copy pasta

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topzozzle

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And how to get sockets bounced off of my head. He's still an asshole. Resented the fuck out of me going to college, on my dime, and bettering myself.

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Retard

right got hotter

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quite close to a gorilla

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>a challenger appears

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Morrowind Scroll of Icarian Flight

OP, you gayed it up from the start with The Islanders

Pretty strong dude lifting a horse like that.

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look its superman!

Who is this fucking black autist that keeps getting posted everywhere?

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All you faggots totally missed out. Sometimes OP DID delivar and when he did it was GLORIOUS!

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got me good

just fat lmao

Oh wow! People in power tend to be relatives and friends? They tend to gaggle about in tight knit groups? What an amazing new thing you found!

Why is this funny? No black kids? She fucked her students? I don’t get it. You lose

Looks like a good kid with a bright future. I'm happy for him.

It has 0 value in Europe as well.

Shit. I'd bite her on the ass too

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Hilarious, Jussie Smollett is a super fag. Even Charles Barkley be crackin on that fool

Rolling

Good
Thread
>Pic one

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Kids looked like a bunch of goddamn entitled faggots.

I think you totally misunderstood the point of all this
Just imagine an end of the world scenario, would your faggot little ass be worth anything with woodworking skills? or someone who knows mathematics,physics (so can start king of rebuilding society)
well imo i would just use you for food if it was me

Yep. Fuck the left. Fuck the right. Fuck trump. Fuck Pelosi fuck em all. Just all shut the fuck up. Except

I love facesitting. I want some spoiled brat princess to squat over me and ride my face. I could stick my tongue out and she could fuck herself in the ass with it

agreed

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That’s a lime retard

Feet are too long, would not bang

>because liberal arts degrees still hold value in nearly every other part of the world.
Like where? lmao

Jesus christ, just shut the fuck up

CHRIS EVANS IS DEAD?????

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Newfag

Filthy shylock Jews.

i heard that trump has his sons run his business and his daughter works for the white house

what a disgrace kill all rich people

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Is that Maisie Williams when she was younger?