If evolution is true then explain this piece of shit...

That's a drop bear. That little bastard will fuck you up, ya cunt.

Isn't everything a waste of space? Life is inherently pointless. Let the retarded fuckers eat leaves and bone if it's what works.

He has five predators. How did something that slow, weak, and stupid make it? I would say the same of sloths but those WAY THE FUCK UP in trees and have camo.

They’re able to reproduce successfully. That’s all that matters.

By being a potato

But theyre shit.

I've never had the need to fight a koala, but I have a feeling that raccoons are worse. And fuck opossums. Badgers top tier.

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Potatoes found their niche too. You still don't get how evolution works.

yet Its existed for over 50 million years...so its a winner

dropbear shepherds them and hids within their areas, as long as there docile and cuddly they can draw in the tourists for the dropbear withing the groups to take the kill, its a symbiotic relationship. ever since the abbos got hooked on drink, government handouts and fuel the dropbear had to start relying on tourist industry to get a fresh kill, since most abbos dont hunt anymore.

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Why is the rest of your wildlife so fucking crazy then theres this thing?

So are bogans...

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Potatos are underground and are toxic to alot of animals. This on the other hand has nothing

Yeah by a fucking miracle

They aren’t prey to as many animals as you might assume. Most of the dangerous stuff in straya is snakes and spiders and saltwater crocodiles.

Dingos, birds of prey, and snakes are kinda the only things that would be around to fuck with them. The birds probably can’t take an adult koala, idk how many big snakes Australia has, and dingoes can’t roam in such widespread areas as koala. Koala run around the middle of the city and nobody gives a shit until they hit one with their car and it fucks up their bumper. Dingos would be shot or captured and relocated if they got too close to a population of people.

They’re also belligerent little assholes. The way they growl and scream might be enough to scare off most predators. They sound like my mother

Lol i love you people :)

But how did they live long enough to make it until humans showed up?

Is that basically the n word?

Nigga, yall have giant tree lizards

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Does bogan basically mean nigger?

It’s basically Australian white trash. Abby is what they call their nigs

It’s basically Australian white trash. Abbo is what they call their nigs

The monitors? They’d probably eat a koala but I assume they’d have to be pretty desperate to take on an adult koala. Even the 8 foot long fuckers would have a hard time killing a koala without getting bit and scratched up in the process. I’ve heard of them eating baby kangaroos though

Well the abbos didn't eat them into extinction so there you go.

Not tasting good is an evolutionary advantage. I bet dodo birds tasted great

Those lizards can kill small kangaroos though.

So do you think its that poisonous shit they eat?

Maybe it's because they were too stupid to climb trees...

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The fact it existed for 50 million years should tell you it's not a failure. They literally can eat some of the most toxic shit on earth, the Eucalyptus tree.

But abbos are monkeys though

They aren't too stupid to throw sticks and rocks and koalas don't move throw trees as fast as monkeys.

I bet they taste horrid

A point to the Aboriginals; they know how to keep the land good. Their nomadic lifestyle meant they didn't exploit any particular land, and there's evidence of fish traps being invented even before the Mesopotamians started farming. I think their bushfire control strategies are probably their best invention though, because they're literally still used today.

Thats what i was trying to figure out. So that and the clap means they were living cess pools to be avoided?

Probably.

You may have seen an abbo roast roadkill on a stick, but never roadkill koala

1. They are usually very hard to spot from the ground. They hardy move at all and are the same colour as the trees they inhabit.

2. The trees they live in are very tall. I’m talking 4-6 storeys tall. The only viable predators don’t tend to climb that high.

3. Too big for a bird to eat.

4. They only eat eucalyptus leaves, so they are basically poisonous themselves. Pic related.

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And im starting to think their Chlamydia is an actual survival strategy

I figured it out nigga. Number 4 and the clap explain it. They nasty as fuck.

LOLWUT

the bushfires got so out of control it permanently wiped out the majority of aus rainforest thousands of years ago. There's a reason it's called scorched earth.

Unless you're talking about tassie, in which case they had no fire for the most part.

On topic, the Koalas have eucalypt trees, which are toxic to basically everything else, so effectively no competitors for food. On top of that, the claws used for climbing will mess up flesh very very badly. Anything short fur or less is going to suffer bad bleeding.

It eats shit nobody else wants and found a spot it can breed without too much fear of predation.

Literally winning the evolution game.

>This has nothing
It has survived. That is literally EVERYTHING in evolution. Drop bear wins, Yea Forumstard loses (because everyone here is a wizard virgin incel til the day they die, thus losing evolution).

It's not a biological failure if it lives long enough to reproduce. Koala's stay in trees to stay away from predators. They are the only animal in its environment that can digest eucalyptus letting them live mostly sedentary live because they have no competition for food.

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This frenI understand now

No they survive because theyre fucking disgusting

This shit about rainforests is incorrect.

>Nigger found his niche and survived
Just like OP

So do tape worms, and dung beetles. Doesn't make them any less fit for their role in their environment.

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Lol i use my brain. They use poison and disease. Nevermind, koala turned massive weaknesses into survival strategy. Koala is disgusting badass

I know. Its just funny.

you ever heard two of these faggots fight? youtube it. jesus christ.

Koala bears are awesome

It is you sir, YOU - who is the genetic failure.

so what if they're shit, they still get the job done.
You can say the same thing about abbos and islanders, except they're less likely to get any job done

>existed for over 50 million years in one of the most hostile habitats on earth
>a genetic failure
In it's natural habitat, we can see the OP contradict itself in the OP post, because it is a faggot.

onion?

No koala is god because of poison and disease. Koala is living breathing wmd. Koala is chad.

this has literally got to be onion. get back to NBC

This here

>Disgusting badass
Literally the two best words for describing koalas. I'm calling it.

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>dog/human comparison
into the trash it goes

They eat out of their moms ass, have a smooth brain, and can only scream.

>It is still a genetic failure.
>Its existed for over 50 million years in one of the most hostile habitats on earth.
Pick one.

I honestly don't understand either.
They do not have any survival instinct.
They eat those leaves that are bad for them and cause them digestive problems. They can't even eat the leaf from a plate because they cannot process such a thing.
Based kangaroos should strangle all the koalas.

>attempts to describe whites but describes nordics instead.
>implies that nordics are responsible for most of white accomplishments even though western and Southern Europe have them beat.
Oh boy when will nordicists learn?

I would totally fuck that koala up the ass