Hey Yea Forums
What sort of retarded things are you into?
For me, nothing beats having a girl calling you Daddy and role-playing being young and stupid.
Hey Yea Forums
What sort of retarded things are you into?
For me, nothing beats having a girl calling you Daddy and role-playing being young and stupid.
I love fucking my gf right after she took a shit. Sometimes she takes the shit and doesnt even wipe and then we fuck.
Get shit stained balls all the time
Same; my missus enjoys getting into that character. It makes me cum like nothing else
so you enjoy being a virgin. that's normal user, there's lots of virgins out there.
Kys faggot if you actually think that
I'd like my girl to do that for me but am scared that she'll think I'm weird and I rather wife that absolute perfect bitch without getting my urges satisfied than scaring her away
people into the whole daddy thing just want to be kinky without actually experimenting
Using a girls head as a bobble device for my dick. The hair makes great grip for it
He doesn't think that user, he knows that you are a virgin. You are probably the same autist that enjoys a wwyd thread.
I'd like my girl to roleplay more, too, but I am so fucking insecure that I can't take it. One time she acted as she was an innocent little teen visiting the doctor (me) for "ouch around the bum" and leading it to me fucking her anal pretty rough while she had nothing on but her sneekers. Looked up at me with her big eyes and called me doctor, and acted like she had no idea what I was talking about when I asked her if she ever put something up her ass "I don't understand, why would I do that?"
It was the hottest shit ever but I am so insecure that I acted very fucking cringy the whole time making stupid comments or being way too quiet while she gave her absolute best. It was hot but also painful to get through with it. I wish I wasn't such a loser and could just go with it. Don't be afraid, I fuck her silly everytime, but I just can't do that roleplay thing confidently which is making me mad and feel like a loser.
I've gone from Sir to Daddy, ddlg can get pretty heavy on if done properly. vanilla people using daddy isn't proper, like my wife will full on get into little girl mode, regressing helps her escape from our otherwise hectic lives for a little bit.
That's not retarded, that's pretty common.
I had trouble like that too; do you have anxiety? I've started anti-anxiety medication recently and it's helped significantly with my roleplay issues (as well as delaying orgasm something insane)
even done properly I think it's a weird fetish bordering on pedophilia but hey to each their own, I'm into weird shit too. just tired of teenagers calling their boyfriend of two months (who won't even eat pussy) daddy, that's the real issue for me
Meh, I'm not op, and far from a virgin. Yeah, the daddy kink is vanilla, but ddlg isn't. I think op is crossing daddy and bimbo kinks
I make my gf dress up like a little kitten, tail plug, ears, the whole thing. Sometimes she even meows for me. It's retarded but a huge turn on for me, imagening her to be my little human kitty sex pet.
>do you have anxiety?
I'm like the walking incarnation of it. What kind of medication did you start and how did you get there? Is a doc involved, which kind?
As far as I'm concerned, pedophilia is an attraction to a child's body/actually undeveloped mindset, which is fucked (but they should be able to get help for it before they end up fiddling a kid). Ddlg is a consenting adult in a child's mindset (but with a full adult brain behind it, so it isn't traumatic like it would be for an actual child.)
I went to a psychiatrist for ADHD, and he started me on Lexapro for my comorbid anxiety. I was lucky and it was immediately effective (and the erection delaying is just a bonus, except my missus' pussy is fucked from bad stitching post-childbirth and sex for long periods hurts her) but it may take a long time to find the medication for you (don't be discouraged, it is like night and day when you find it.)
>As far as I'm concerned, pedophilia is an attraction to a child's body
>As far as I'm concerned
Don't be such a PC beta bitch, that's the exact fucking definition of pedophelia, tell him he's a faggot and needs to an hero
You guys probably know most about this subject. Should I think anything of my gfs cousin sending me this?
Could you consider this as being lewd in you look deep enough to it?
DD/lg guy here, my missus resonates with this so fucking much; she loves playing a cat during sex.
I get what you're saying, definitely the best explanation I've heard from anyone into the kink. like I said, it's definitely not for me but I do like some aspects of it as far as it goes into bdsm. can't judge two consenting adults enjoying themselves either way
He was respectful, so no need to tell him to an hero?
You post this shit all the time you pedo faggot, seriously go kys
Yeah but how do I find the right doc for me instead of one that's just completely in for the money? You said psychiatrist, but those are the dudes that work in closed psychiatries, what I don't think is where you went, hopefully..?
thats my fav!
u guys have any good por/audio linkg?
Yeah, I totally understand where you're coming from. The overlap with BDSM is fun, because punishment can be very enjoyable. It's also very niche, it's not something you can just "get used to" as such, if you don't like it you probably won't ever like it.
>missus
The fuck are you even talking about, did you make up your own word?
well then kys yourself
No, a psychiatrist is a medical doctor with mental health training (a few more years in med school). They treat mental health as a disease, as opposed to a psychologist, who handles exploring it out (and offloads medication etc onto a normal doctor.) They'll listen, go "okay that sounds like *X disease*, these are your options for treatment, medication etc etc".
Australian word, pretty common here
In which country do you live?
used to roleplay with this cunt
Why would you call your 'lg' a mistress when you're the dom
Australia; our psychiatrists fall under universal healthcare, psychologists don't, but a normal doctor will take a psychology report and give you the associated medication.
she looks very german
sigh she is beautiful
kys, you spastic virgin
Missus means female partner, "the Mrs"
So if it would have been covered by healthcare too, would you rather have visited the psychologist first?
well no, but she is like from german porns
i would say more derpy and cute...
my ex and I kinda naturally progressed into light bdsm and I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed it even with her being a complete switch. good way to put it though at any level it's not something you'll learn to love
>she is like from german porns
wat
No, I'm a very direct person, I prefer a psychiatrist rather than beating around the bush with talking shit out. Psychology is sorta covered by healthcare, but it's a pain in the arse to work out. My doctor can't do the paperwork for it (it requires a computer to fill the mental health plan forms out, which he doesn't have).
"Informal, wife" is above that definition. You're referring to a US-specific, "old-fashioned" word.
wild and tabooish
but aren't you afraight of sideeffects? addiction? What happens if you stop taking them? Do you plan to take them your whole life?
Why would german porn be any different
shes into daddy or even sister taboo
Pervy or degenerate men fucking girls out of their league
Retarded things? I don’t think much of what I’m into is retarded. Women’s feet, mainly my wife’s feet. I like choking her and making her my BDSM submissive. That’s about it.
Anti-anxiety medication is relatively low-risk for addiction, withdrawals yeah but addiction is not a real risk. I will take it until it stops helping; I pay $5.40 a month for it. They help the anxiety that comes with ADHD, so if the ADHD medication gets rid of my anxiety (didn't get a script for it on my first appointment, ADHD medication needs government approval) then I'll stop taking it
So your fetish is just a projection of your own situation
That's lame, not retarded
This. Go and buy a damn ballgag and spreader bar and start making shit happen. That “daddy” shit isn’t really any good. You just have people trying to mimic porn.
What made you or your doctor think that you have ADHD? What are the most relevant symptoms of yours?
AliExpress has spreader bars for like $20, there's no excuse not to have one in your repertoire.
these lame bitches don't actually want to be dominated and these pussy ass dudes wouldn't even know where to begin anyway. people just like to feel "different" but I know these girls wouldn't drink my piss
I score high on the self-diagnosis checklist the psychiatrist handed me, my experiences match ADHD quite well (hyperfocus, lack of focus on some things, impulse control issues) and a bit of a cover-up by my mother from my early years. She admitted "something" was wrong with me but never got it checked.
your mother
Absolutely
Thanks for taking the time, I will at least try this.
Vagina=rape
#traps4life