Have freshman girl from the university in town coming over for drinks tomorrow (pic related)...

Have freshman girl from the university in town coming over for drinks tomorrow (pic related). She's not down for hookups, only a real relationship, so I convinced her we'd take things slow, but I have no interest in that. Gimme some ideas to get my rocks off while she's here. I was thinking I could get her to try on my police grade handcuffs for fun, then lock the door and just pull my cock out and jerk off in front of her. Or maybe see if she'll stay the night and then cum on her face while she's sleeping? Ideas?

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Why bait? Lol
I haven't fucked in months. I'm losing my mind.

If she has shrapnel like that in her nose and doesn’t fuck you within 30 mins you are one ugly motherfucker

Wait until she goes to the bathroom then shit in her handbag

Lmao

youre a fucking psychopath

Walk up behind her and grab her hair into a ponytail (don’t ask if she’s ok with it just do it) and then pull it. And grab her hip

Are you a time traveler from the 1950s or just a moron?

Too edgy to be real

Bonus if your dick is hard and you can pull her back into it so it touches her butt. She’ll think about that for hours.

For what purpose? Haha
I dont want to go as far as rape, so gimme ideas

She’ll get horny and she’s only telling you she won’t do one night stands because she does them all the time and feels bad about it.

Idk lots of freshman are dumb enough to think they'll find true love on Tinder

I mean if she’s dumb enough for think that then.......

Probably.
So again. Need ideas. Lol

Let me have my delusions that I can find someone on Tinder

You can, it’s just less likely than in real life. Although that’s assuming you actually mean people in real life. If you’re like me your probably meeting more people on tinder.

I managed to go on a couple dates with someone but I think I scared them off with my retardation.

I could possibly cum in her drink or something. I've got some you can screw the cap back on. I could nut in it before I pick her up, then just pretend it was unopened when I open it and give it her. Idk.
Still want more ideas though.

Bump
Any more ideas?

Dude why do you want to cum in her drink? Quit being retarded and just treat her like a human and she’ll probably actually let you fuck her, what the hell