Blocks your path and wants you clothes

>blocks your path and wants you clothes
WWYD?

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Always a simple solution to a simple problem

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This is America, we have the second amendment here, so that shit don't fly.

"Wash day, right"?

Give him my clothes, then say now I'm blocking your path, as I bend over and grab my ankes

Say i am john connor so he will protect me

Say, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!" and pull a knife on him.

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Internet win of the day

Give him my boots, clothes and motorcycle. I don't have a motorcycle, so Arnie will have to hang around while I go through the excruciating process of withdrawing my own money from the bank.

Tell him to install Gentoo

Offer up my boipucci

ask dyel?

This.

Would he also put on the boxers I'm wearing?

Shit my pants so that after he kills me everyone will smell him coming

stab in neck
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give him my dress but ask if I can keep my bra and heels

I tell him he forgot to say please

I wonder if that would actually work.
I mean he is looking for a perfect match for him to wear, so if you shit or pissed them and made them stink I wonder if he would be smart enough to know not to wear them.

I'm his future self, so i'd shoot myself

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We can't change the future

it's almost harvesting season

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Ask if he’s seen me girlfriend Sarah?

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>thinks guns can stop bulletproof death machine
>being this ‘Murican

>compliment his physique
>give my clothes

Let him kill me. I’m too fat to be shirtless.

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Give him a nickel.

>>blocks your path and wants you clothes
>"You forgot to say - please!"
>put a cigar out on his chest

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nuru massage

>dude! look at me and then look at you
>you really think my clothes would fit you?

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asta lavista his baby ass!

I give them to him. But I'm 5'6" and 150# so the joke's on him.

lick his nipples

Is that schwartz a nigger?